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rookie 7 10.00%
alright 11 15.71%
good, can sorta solo and write sweet riffs 21 30.00%
could be in a band with some technicalty and goo music 17 24.29%
Has a lot of skill demanded for playing extremly smart and technical/melodic music 14 20.00%
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Old 2005-07-17, 04:09
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How good are you?

I was wondering how good do you think you are in comparison to bands you listen to.

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Old 2005-07-17, 04:11
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Old 2005-07-17, 04:19
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I've been playing bass and guitar for about 10 years so I chose the bottom one.
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Old 2005-07-17, 04:56
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How the hell am I supposed to rate how good I am? Some people think I'm great, a little weird, but I am a team player; while others just come off and say they hate the way I play. It is not about just me. It is not about just music in most good bands either. You have to bond and understand that people express themself with music. I like the way I play and no one else can easily copy my style.

I have to find people that I CAN play with. That I compliment. That compliment me. I'm flexable as hell but I like for people to know where MY style comes from. I put a huge amount of effort into understanding where others get ther music from, so I can learn how to play better music with them.

Fuck it! I'm to drunk to vote now. I'm nothing new to music but I have jammed with people that had only played a year and had a better vibe then with people that have played for 20 years. How?

You tell me
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Old 2005-07-17, 05:14
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Old 2005-07-17, 05:17
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Old 2005-07-17, 07:17
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Old 2005-07-17, 09:36
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I think i'm good so i'll go with the third one.
 
Old 2005-07-17, 10:39
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my feet are the best in my school, no one can come close to my double bass skills, but my hands for how long I have been playting suck ass

however I can play along with Some morbid angel tracks and I can pull some Cryptopsy break downs so yeah I dunno, if I had better endurance I reckon I could pull some tech death stuff.

but I am not gonna vote, cause neither are really accurate.
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Old 2005-07-17, 13:12
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I play alright, but there's a lot of truth in what Souli' said. Not really having anyone around here to watch or jam with makes a difference. I picked up a few things here and there, but my playing bores me so I didn't that much for a long time. I'm trying to learn some new stuff now including more seriously reading tabs. I think the flexibility will be good for my hands also. And I've got a lot of lyrics that need attention and I'm a crappy melody writer so far. I'm hoping it helps.
Maybe when Bob comes home the next time I'll surprise him a little, too.

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Old 2005-07-17, 13:25
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well, i had a lot of lessons and i practise a lot. I never took time to learn fast death metal sweeping/soloing and that stuff. So the fourth one for me
 
Old 2005-07-17, 13:31
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Pfft, gay thread. There's not even a sixth option just for me....
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Old 2005-07-17, 13:36
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meh..........I took the fourth option.
 
Old 2005-07-17, 14:15
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compared to the bands you guys listen too, I rule.

compared to the bands I listen too, I'm allright.
 
Old 2005-07-17, 14:27
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Old 2005-07-17, 15:07
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im okee at playing, i can solo but i cant write stuff, wel sometimes i get this sweet riffs but i never remember em. i dont have a bond so y should i
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Old 2005-07-17, 15:08
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im pretty good. id give myself a 7 because my solos lack confidence
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Old 2005-07-17, 15:56
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i can solo but i cant write stuff, wel sometimes i get this sweet riffs but i never remember em.


write your riffs on a paper then if you can't remember them.
 
Old 2005-07-17, 16:03
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the 3rd choice. because im more into good riffs, and i cant pick the 4th one cause i dont have a band. more of a solo thing
 
Old 2005-07-17, 16:44
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This is a bragging thread. fuck the lot of you, for supporting the old adage that all guitarists are arrogant assholes.


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Old 2005-07-17, 17:17
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You're an arrogant asshole too, bud. Just a dishonest one.

But this is a pretty dumb thread, especially since most of the people who'd post in it either tab shit out or have put up recordings of themselves in some public place, so we can figure out for ourselves how good they are without having to hear how awesome they believe they are. If you do it like this, it comes off as a giant circle jerk and you end up making Bill look right so long as you forget everything else he's said during his tenure here. And you know I'm against both of those.
 
Old 2005-07-17, 17:19
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Arrogant? Yeah, I always talk about how good i am at guitar. I tell how how I sweep and play Jason Becker songs.

Call me an asshole, an idiot, etc., but I am not arrogant.

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btw, I don't know where you pulled the dishonest from either.
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You're an asshole, an idiot, etc...

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Old 2005-07-17, 17:46
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I think i can anwser that for everybody here and say....



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You're arrogant in other ways. You're dishonest because you refuse to acknowledge your arrogance, or, in general, anything you might consider a genuine flaw in yourself. You're also dishonest in comparison, since most of these guys have no problem owning up to their own arrogance. So, while it's kind of you to have given me your permission to call you certain names, I'll stick by the ones I already chose.

Oh, and chill out. Most of my post agreed with you. Learn to look past affronts to your precious e-honor.
 
Old 2005-07-17, 18:19
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This is the internet, we shouldnt judge each other over it, its fucking stupid, so there we go.
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Old 2005-07-17, 22:12
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write your riffs on a paper then if you can't remember them.
yeah i know, its just i dont give a damn, i cant make songs on my own, i need other bandmembers to be part of it.and i dont have a band so

im just kinda building up my skills
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Old 2005-07-17, 22:22
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im pretty good. i could be better though, practice=perfection.
i dont have any band members and i dont want any yet.
ohh yea. i chose the 4th one

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Old 2005-07-17, 23:13
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Old 2005-07-17, 23:14
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mmhmm. I chose the 1st one.
 
Old 2005-07-17, 23:21
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Old 2005-07-18, 02:37
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Nah, not all of it, I can play the intro, although those tom rolls are head to nail right, the difficult bit is when he starts doing Splits like this:

Tom *X*X*
Bass X*X*X

and he does them with a triplet fill, I can't quite do that, I can sometimes pull them, but not at those speeds, and the blasts are hard to do cause of my shitty endurance. if I was to try it, it would sound sloppy, and no where near as clean as pete.

althuogh I can play the VERY first bit and the VERY last bit....

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Old 2005-07-18, 02:39
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I only pretend to play, why isn't that an option?
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well i just started, but i dont think im bad for just starting.. i think im a quick learner
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Old 2005-07-18, 04:33
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I said good, just cause today's standards of metal require some of the most extreme guitar playing I've ever heard/seen. Jump back 30 yrs and yea, I can rock like the ages, but I just barely cut it for metal. Plus I'm pretty modest about my playing, I enjoy the inspiration of better players.
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The bands i listen to-













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Ive only been playing a year, and i listen to good bands
I mean in the scheme of things, im nowhere at all in guitaring. Look at where Jason Becker was, and things only improve. I dont really think that ill ever compare to what I listen to, unless i start listening to Good Charlotte (ROCK)
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NZ--That's cool. Good luck with it!!


I can't imagine if today's techniques were around for some of the songs back in the 60's. I don't know if it would have been possible with all the trippin' going on. Laid back was more the style of the day than hyper-speed ---with exception, of course, but I can't think of any right now.
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You're arrogant in other ways. You're dishonest because you refuse to acknowledge your arrogance, or, in general, anything you might consider a genuine flaw in yourself. You're also dishonest in comparison, since most of these guys have no problem owning up to their own arrogance. So, while it's kind of you to have given me your permission to call you certain names, I'll stick by the ones I already chose.

Oh, and chill out. Most of my post agreed with you. Learn to look past affronts to your precious e-honor.


E-Honor... jesus, shit you still think I care about. I'm flawed, I know that. Everyone should. But I don't talk about my guitar playing. When people ask me if I'm any good, I always give them some bullshit emo sound reply like "i guess" or even "not really." Personally, I think I could write better riffs than half of this forum, judging by the "metal tabs rhythm guitarist" thread. Yup, there is some arrogance for you, and thats the most arrogant I've ever been and ever will be about my guitar playing.

edit: and yes, I was suprised to see that I had made a point to even you again.
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Old 2005-07-18, 23:29
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I'm not talking about guitar-centric arrogance. That should've been obvious.

I threw in the bit about e-honor to get that exact response. Thanks.

And yeah, you probably could. But that's not saying too much.
 
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I'm not talking about guitar-centric arrogance. That should've been obvious.

I threw in the bit about e-honor to get that exact response. Thanks.

And yeah, you probably could. But that's not saying too much.


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I'm not talking about guitar-centric arrogance. That should've been obvious.

I threw in the bit about e-honor to get that exact response. Thanks.

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Old 2005-07-19, 01:14
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Old 2005-07-19, 01:18
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in all honesty my post in this thread was true. i didnt say i was a good lead player, but i am a pretty good rhthym one.the kinds of people that are going to exaggerate to gain some kind of e-credit are not going to stop at a 6 or 7 of 10 rating. theyll go ahead and say they are the spawn of the great kat and yngwie malmsteen.
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NZ--That's cool. Good luck with it!!
I can't imagine if today's techniques were around for some of the songs back in the 60's. I don't know if it would have been possible with all the trippin' going on. Laid back was more the style of the day than hyper-speed ---with exception, of course, but I can't think of any right now.


Most of the guys here shred way faster than I ever would want to try....and most here I've heard are very talented.
Saying that....I think I'm damn good for the sound I prefer....which doesnt focus on speed. I bet you are too for the generes of music you enjoy.
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I'm so good, people beg to bathe in my shit. It's true! It's well known that people who witness even my half potential become raging coprophiliacs. Don't believe me? You will when your neck deep in my asshole passionatly sucking my intestinal track hoping to find a few dry flakes of shit covered pepper that didn't get completely digested from last night's thai food indulgance that was treated to me from some girl, simply because I am that good. Infact, after I fucked her (and fuck her I did) she had me chew on her labia till they where raw. Why? Because I'm that fucking good! I really am. Seriously. I am.
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I listen to bands like Death, and Necrophagist. Care to rephrase you're answer?
I'm good enough for an "officially-labeled" band. And that's all I want.
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I'm so good, people beg to bathe in my shit. It's true! It's well known that people who witness even my half potential become raging coprophiliacs. Don't believe me? You will when your neck deep in my asshole passionatly sucking my intestinal track hoping to find a few dry flakes of shit covered pepper that didn't get completely digested from last night's thai food indulgance that was treated to me from some girl, simply because I am that good. Infact, after I fucked her (and fuck her I did) she had me chew on her labia till they where raw. Why? Because I'm that fucking good! I really am. Seriously. I am.


It's intestinal TRACT, d00d! Not track. Did your gerbil run a race in there?
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Old 2005-07-19, 13:25
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I hate to say it Rapture, but you got served.
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Old 2005-07-19, 16:00
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I hate to say it Rapture, but you got served.


Liar....you didnt hate to say it.


 
Old 2005-07-19, 16:17
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Old 2005-07-19, 16:19
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shit?
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Old 2005-07-19, 17:08
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Can we stop with the serving, please?
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Old 2005-07-19, 17:11
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Old 2005-07-19, 17:39
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served..?
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Old 2005-07-19, 17:40
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made to look like a feotus.

[edit]
scrap that since the person doing the serving has more in common with a feotus.(albiet aborted)
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Old 2005-07-19, 17:43
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Kids today, not knowing what getting served means. How sad...
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Old 2005-07-19, 17:46
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i wasnt asking for the definition

"is the serving gunna stop?" (or somethin like that)
"no "
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think harder heh
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Old 2005-07-19, 17:46
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, damn.
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Old 2005-07-19, 17:48
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Old 2005-07-19, 17:51
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Old 2005-07-19, 21:29
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Old 2005-07-20, 06:17
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I think my guitar prowess can be compared to that of Necrophobic's main axe man on the Nocturnal Silence. I am sure he is much better than myself, yet I feel my riff structures share alot in common with his.

I think I am better than alot of the music I listen to, however I do not really know what the guitarist is capalbe of outside the album. I am sure I would run circles around a guitarist like Euronymous back in the day. However, Demonaz is pretty good.

I think I'm pretty good, but not in comparison to Necrophagist style riffs. Sure I can learn how to play those, I just don't write that well.....yet.

I am the frontman of Midnight Empire, which is my band and I doubt any of you have ever hear us.
 
Old 2005-07-20, 10:42
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1.Your own riffs are always easyer to play than other ones riffs. (you,ve got your own "techinique"

2.Is not the same to play themes where you fit better than other ones:TRy to play Paco de Lucia for example, and this poll will change completely(youll see your not a very good finger guitarrist) .

TOTAL:I think Im a versatile guitar player, but I think Im not that good.
Conclusion: "All" guitar players think that they can do better than the rest.( )
 
Old 2005-07-20, 11:11
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I think I am better than alot of the music I listen to, however I do not really know what the guitarist is capalbe of outside the album.


Hint, find stuff from the darkest hour guitarist(can't remember his name)and Mick Thompson.
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Old 2005-07-20, 11:38
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Hint, find stuff from the darkest hour guitarist(can't remember his name)and Mick Thompson.


Kris Norris, but he does some amazing stuff within Darkest Hour so the point is rather invalid.

Entirely true on Mick Thompson though.
 
Old 2005-07-20, 12:29
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Mick Thompson, as in the slipknot guitarist?

I have seen one video where he does a mean shred, is there more where this came from (slipknot fan right here)
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Old 2005-07-20, 15:55
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Conclusion: "All" guitar players think that they can do better than the rest.( )

Duh, its why people think most of us have egos that are bigger than our axes.
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Old 2005-07-20, 16:49
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Well, heck, I'm good at lots of things. Just not at guitar.



I'll just let you wonder.
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Old 2005-07-20, 17:14
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I chose the third option.
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Old 2005-07-21, 14:01
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i chose the third one cause i can solo a little but i cant really write anything alone...
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Old 2005-07-21, 14:47
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Well, heck, I'm good at lots of things. Just not at guitar.



I'll just let you wonder.


METAL MOM! *gasp* Tee-Hee.
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Old 2005-07-21, 14:59
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Mick Thompson, as in the slipknot guitarist?

I have seen one video where he does a mean shred, is there more where this came from (slipknot fan right here)


BURN HIM! KILL HIM! RELEASE THE FLYING MONKEYS!!!!111!!12
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Old 2005-07-22, 03:29
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1.Your own riffs are always easyer to play than other ones riffs. (you,ve got your own "techinique"
...

I can hardly play some of the riffs I've written....
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Old 2005-07-22, 06:41
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I can hardly play some of the riffs I've written....
same here man. I have written some shit that will take me at least 3 more months to play. That is what I get for writing out of my league though.
 
Old 2005-07-22, 15:01
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He really isn't that bad, from what some people have said. I'd kick his ass out of the running, just because slipknot is such a waste of musical equipment.
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Old 2005-07-22, 15:20
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I can hardly play some of the riffs I've written....

Yea last night i got jacked up on crown last night and wrote this wierd harmonized in 3rds riff that was to hard for me too play. Its always good when you know your writing things that are to hard for you. Then you know your music can always get better.
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*just noticed Frozen Soul's signature*

hahahahahahahahahaha.
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Old 2005-07-22, 15:24
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He really isn't that bad, from what some people have said. I'd kick his ass out of the running, just because slipknot is such a waste of musical equipment.

Well from what ive heard he is good. But shit i dont blame him, for all the money and women and gear he gets i would play for slipknot. Ive also heard hes in a death metal side project.
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I've seen him in Immolation shirts, which has probably made Memnoch cry on occasion.

I think I'm gonna start doing your Technique from Hell, h. Should help me quite a bit.
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Old 2005-07-22, 15:26
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I think I'm gonna start doing your Technique from Hell, h. Should help me quite a bit.

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Old 2005-08-03, 22:07
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i've been playing for a while and know more that the basic is music and the guitar, so i think i can get around good
 
Old 2005-08-05, 17:10
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[FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=DarkRed] All you expressed in that thing you did there was pretty damn cool, and think the one of the bands actually kick-ass so I don't have much to say but Fuck it, and heavy metal all the way. Cheerz.
 
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I said 4th option but just barely. Definately no better than 4th, and no worse than 3rd.

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