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Old 2005-07-15, 09:22
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Achtung, pigdogs!

Listen up, we have a special birthday amongst us...

PST has left the teenage realms and entered the kingdom of manhood. All hail!

Have a good day of attaining states that could approximate that of inebriation and reduced IQ.

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Old 2005-07-15, 10:02
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enjoy man, you're on of the old fucks now!

I got some hertog jan with your name on it man, if you're around, you know the station!
 
Old 2005-07-15, 10:30
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WTF?! I'm older than PST? Who would tought that?

Have a great day of intoxication, consensual sex and metal music

And don't forget to find a church nearby if you feel the urge
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Old 2005-07-15, 10:58
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consensual sex


fuck that!

 
Old 2005-07-15, 11:20
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Rapture, you're so silly.

I hope you have a wonderful one.
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Old 2005-07-15, 11:25
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Old 2005-07-15, 11:40
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Old 2005-07-15, 13:08
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Old 2005-07-15, 13:18
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Fuck you.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2005-07-15, 13:27
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Happy b'day matey!
 
Old 2005-07-15, 13:38
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Old 2005-07-15, 13:41
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happy birthday man!

Tonight I can see BassB. and I drinking, we will kill a few for you.
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Old 2005-07-15, 14:03
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Old 2005-07-15, 15:58
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Well have a good one..... just don't let Slayme get his hands on you.

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Old 2005-07-15, 17:13
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Old 2005-07-15, 17:46
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Old 2005-07-15, 18:05
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haha, again, i post after teh crazy finn!


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Old 2005-07-15, 18:49
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He's been waiting for this day for 20 years...
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Old 2005-07-15, 21:47
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I'm much less serious than you believe. This much less: |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|, or possibly more.

Sounds like you already started drinking, FF.

I like Dissection's honesty. I don't like being wished anything positive in a Finno-Ugric language. Cut that shit out unless I know you. In fact, everybody I don't know, get the hell out unless you brought beer.

I'll check in tomorrow when I'm hungover, probably.
 
Old 2005-07-15, 21:55
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I'll check in tomorrow when I'm hungover, probably.




Drink up, Immanuel Cunt
 
Old 2005-07-15, 22:08
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Yeah, wow. Happy birthday to one of the most overrated metaltabbers ever. What a crock of shit this entire thread is, most of you fucking cockbiters are the same people that get flamed by this asshole on what used to be an almost daily basis. You're congratulating him now for doing what?

I'm surprised that hateful piece of shit has made it this far without being gunned down by someone who's had enough of his garbage.

FUCK YOU, PST.
 
Old 2005-07-15, 22:19
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What a crock of shit this entire thread is, most of you fucking cockbiters are the same people that get flamed by this asshole on what used to be an almost daily basis.


You are one to talk. Fuck you slayme!
And you will not get a birthday thread!
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Old 2005-07-16, 01:01
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Arrrrrr

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Arrrrrrr


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Old 2005-07-16, 01:37
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I'm much less serious than you believe. This much less: |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|, or possibly more.

Sounds like you already started drinking, FF.

I like Dissection's honesty. I don't like being wished anything positive in a Finno-Ugric language. Cut that shit out unless I know you. In fact, everybody I don't know, get the hell out unless you brought beer.

I'll check in tomorrow when I'm hungover, probably.


See? We have a silent agreement. We expect this types of things from eachother.

anyway. just to get under your skin when you are hung over.

and G_urr_a. He didn't get a thread.

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Yeah, wow. Happy birthday to one of the most overrated metaltabbers ever. What a crock of shit this entire thread is, most of you fucking cockbiters are the same people that get flamed by this asshole on what used to be an almost daily basis. You're congratulating him now for doing what?

I'm surprised that hateful piece of shit has made it this far without being gunned down by someone who's had enough of his garbage.

FUCK YOU, PST.


Go be gay.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

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Old 2005-07-16, 02:42
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Happy birthday, nauseating marmot-fellating fuckbundle.

I still can't believe you're still not old enough to drink legally.
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Old 2005-07-16, 03:04
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Old 2005-07-16, 03:35
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Old 2005-07-16, 10:19
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And you will not get a birthday thread!


$10 says he does. Everyone gets a fucking birthday thread here. It's like fucking Sesame St.
 
Old 2005-07-16, 12:06
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$10 says he does. Everyone gets a fucking birthday thread here. It's like fucking Sesame St.


psst.. you are ruining the joke...
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


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Old 2005-07-16, 15:46
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Yeah, wow. Happy birthday to one of the most overrated metaltabbers ever. What a crock of shit this entire thread is, most of you fucking cockbiters are the same people that get flamed by this asshole on what used to be an almost daily basis. You're congratulating him now for doing what?

I'm surprised that hateful piece of shit has made it this far without being gunned down by someone who's had enough of his garbage.

FUCK YOU, PST.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Holy shit!

I can't say I'm surprised though. If I can get a birthday thread here, anyone can.
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Old 2005-07-16, 15:53
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Yeah, wow. Happy birthday to one of the most overrated metaltabbers ever. What a crock of shit this entire thread is, most of you fucking cockbiters are the same people that get flamed by this asshole on what used to be an almost daily basis. You're congratulating him now for doing what?

I'm surprised that hateful piece of shit has made it this far without being gunned down by someone who's had enough of his garbage.

FUCK YOU, PST.

Sounds like you want a birthday thread.
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Old 2005-07-17, 01:41
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slayme's just angry that I sodomized his mother while pouring sugar in his gas tank a few days ago. I told him it was an accident but he's being a real hardass about it. Apparently I crossed a line.

I can't believe it either, Jimbo. But it's only 1/20th the wait left now until I can drink. Easily. Or at least legally.
 
Old 2005-07-17, 07:26
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I promised Richard the Twin Towers/I heart N.Y. satire shirt offered at tshirthell.com but they took that shirt down. I've lost respect for that site, they've taken down most of the terrible nun-stomping shirts. Now what am I to do? Wait..where the fuck is my present?!

Fuck you PST. I wish you a macabre birthday and I hope you spontaneously combust as soon as your mother's breasts make contact with your chest for your birthday hug. If Texas wasn't so damn big, I'd come looking for you.

I'm kidding of course. Peyton Gin is the next Led Zepplin.
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Old 2005-07-19, 05:51
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Meh, happy birthday.
 
Old 2005-07-21, 13:43
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i dont care if you dont know me, and i didnt bring beer
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Old 2005-07-21, 17:41
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i dont care if you dont know me, and i didnt bring beer


Here's an idea- how about we don't postwhore our way into week-old birthday threads? Cutting edge, wouldn't you agree?
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Old 2005-07-21, 20:09
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Well, you heard him. I don't know him and he didn't bring any beer. Somebody ban him.
 
Old 2005-07-21, 20:28
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Old 2005-07-21, 20:59
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Have a good one
 
Old 2005-07-21, 21:02
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Already did. Everyone out. Go congratulate somebody else for having been born.
 
Old 2005-07-21, 22:24
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Already did. Everyone out. Go congratulate somebody else for having been born.


My birthday thread is still fresh, only 3 days old!
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