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Old 2005-06-30, 22:47
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Greetings to the metaltabs crew, even those in the back that are whining about someone not wanking enough, a current black metal release not being true enough or a super hardcore tech death band not being difficult enough to play.

PST88 is at my house right now, he's chillin here drinkin' a beer with me in San Antonio, TX, listening to some extremely non-technical Biohazard with Nevermore peppered here and there. Actually, probably more here then there. Anyways, just thought you'd all want to know that the forces of anti-dark-darkness have teamed up. I'd also like to officially officially come out of the closet to the metaltabs gang. I enjoy penis be it real, internet or whatever other kind of penis you can throw at me. Just give me some penis, please.

Shout out to Rapture for being a shiteating asswipe. If I had the same musical taste as you I'd rape my own asshole with a rusty ladle.

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Old 2005-06-30, 22:58
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Old 2005-06-30, 23:41
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If I had the same musical taste as you I'd rape my own asshole with a rusty ladle.


That. Is. Nasty. Y'all enjoy yourselves.
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Old 2005-07-01, 00:10
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Old 2005-07-01, 00:14
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I probably have a rusty ladle around here. How many ounces do you want the bowl and do you want a straight handle or the kind with the hanger hook on the end. You could probably attach that one to the bedpost easier. I'm not sure if they're stainless or aluminum though so I wouldn't put it in the dishwasher.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2005-07-01, 02:21
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Awesome thread.
 
Old 2005-07-01, 02:46
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So are you saying you want a little ladle action, Matty?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-07-01, 02:47
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Only from you, Bob'. Maybe after dinner.
 
Old 2005-07-01, 02:55
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Only from you, Bob'. Maybe after dinner.

i think she was talking to ol slayme
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Old 2005-07-01, 02:56
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Well, if I can get the ladle away from those 2 I'll dish you some up. Did you decide on cake or brownie? Or do you want cakelike brownies? Peanutbutter frosting or melted chocolate chips on top? Male or female?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-07-01, 02:56
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i think she was talking to ol slayme


My name is Matt.
 
Old 2005-07-01, 02:58
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Well, if I can get the ladle away from those 2 I'll dish you some up. Did you decide on cake or brownie? Or do you want cakelike brownies? Peanutbutter frosting or melted chocolate chips on top? Male or female?


Cakelike female melted chip brownie chocolate.
 
Old 2005-07-01, 03:01
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Matty=Pande'

Cakelike female melted chip brownie chocolate.

xtra eggs, less water, chips on the stovetop under the vent to melt, hold the nuts!!!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-07-01, 03:02
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And make 'em ike he likes his coffee and his men--dark.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-07-01, 03:04
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And make 'em ike he likes his coffee and his men--dark.



I don't drink coffee foo'! Nor are men a forte of mine.
 
Old 2005-07-01, 03:05
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Anyway, this thread took the dumbest turn ever.

Well, guess I was wrong. Shut up. Bullshit in the RTT or not at all.
 
Old 2005-07-01, 03:07
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Well, guess I was wrong. Shut up. Bullshit in the RTT or not at all.


So, what the fuck are we supposed to be discussing here, exactly? If this wasn't a bullshit thread in the first place, then I'll be a French maid.
 
Old 2005-07-01, 03:09
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My room's in need of cleaning, so that works out. Just because an old poster's mom had to be an idiot here doesn't mean everybody gets to be one.
 
Old 2005-07-01, 03:13
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I'm going to Germany this summer.
 
Old 2005-07-01, 03:15
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-07-01, 03:17
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I'm going to Germany this summer.

thats awsome man, what towns
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Old 2005-07-01, 03:21
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thats awsome man, what towns


That statement was a stab at grumpy ole' PST, but to asnwer your question:

Frankfurt and Fulda, and places in between. I am spending four weeks in Fulda, coming in and leaving from Frankfurt, but I am in Germany for five weeks and thus I am spending around a week anywhere I am welcome. During the four weeks at Fulda I will also be going to places like Berlin and the Rhine...and hopefully the Schwartz Wald, the Black Forest.
 
Old 2005-07-01, 03:23
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sick man know any german?
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Old 2005-07-01, 03:25
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Just 101 level. The point of this ENDEAVOR, godless or not, is to further develop and cement my proficiency in German.
 
Old 2005-07-01, 04:56
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I'd also like to officially officially come out of the closet to the metaltabs gang. I enjoy penis be it real, internet or whatever other kind of penis you can throw at me. Just give me some penis, please.



 
Old 2005-07-01, 08:02
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Shout out to Rapture for being a shiteating asswipe. If I had the same musical taste as you I'd rape my own asshole with a rusty ladle.


Ouch. Where did that come from?
 
Old 2005-07-01, 11:54
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You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor!
 
Old 2005-07-01, 12:01
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Old 2005-07-01, 12:35
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Could It Be True? <------- heh



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Old 2005-07-01, 13:25
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Pfft. If Darth Vader ever tried that shit on me, he'd have a fork in his eye. Thats real.
 
Old 2005-07-01, 20:58
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You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor!

rrrrrebel scum!
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Old 2005-07-02, 02:10
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Dude didn't have a fork, or access to Vader's eyes, but I'm sure you would've had both, 1331.

Anyway, thanks everybody for getting together and proving me right yet again. I know you all worked really hard at this, and I really appreciate the time and effort you put in, but your services are no longer needed here. Go outside. There are natural shades of green out there to occupy your time, as well as idiots unprotected by anonymity and avatars. Have a good time, and thanks for stopping by.
 
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Haha, this thread is dumb. Yeah, you heard me, take that.
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Old 2005-07-02, 15:54
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Leavity amidst tension, maybe? Cheers anyways.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-07-02, 19:30
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Dude didn't have a fork, or access to Vader's eyes, but I'm sure you would've had both, 1331.


Thats hia fault for coming unprepared. Touche on the comment about the eyes.. oh well, a fork in the hand would be sufficient.
 
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Vader's hands are robotic...
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duh. i fail to see the point. im a guy who'll play along with any thead but...even the frits post...eh?
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Old 2005-07-03, 06:52
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Vader's hands are robotic...


The point here was that he would get stabbed with a fork, ok? Must you all ruin my fun? Cunts.

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