Peanut butter is really awesome. I'd say if there was a food that was most metal, it would be peanut butter.

shut up.

I am morbidly alergic to all kinds of nuts.

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Including mine.

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I'd wager that you smear it on your balls and get your sister to rabidly lick it off.

Nonsensical prittle-prattle like this belongs in the RTT.

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john

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fuckin newbs

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stuuuuuuupid

the most metal food is raw virgin thigh.

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Fuck that, it's goat testes.

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I don't agree, the most metal product in existence is beer!

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No, wait, what is that viking drink? Peat? Yeah, I think thats it. THAT is the most metal product, other than Chuck Schuldiner, and Metallica's first four albums.

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mead is the drink. peat is a byproduct of a swamp, in which a danish man from a viking colony was found. hung. probably for being gay. literally


thus,i can see where you'd think peat was associated with vikings, but you cant drink that stuff

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I eat peanutbutter almost every day. When I was so sick I couldn't eat for days I told Bob I had cravings for pb and j sandwiches something fierce. I usually always use grain bread. He said that there's just about everything one needs in that for total strength building. He puts it in his protein shakes. (That's why he was so thrilled when I gave him my blender!)
But anyways I thought this was rather informative and I like the website, too. All about peanutbutter.

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/other31.htm

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damnit metal mom youre even helpful in joke threads

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*Hanged

I too, am helpful

Oh, and just to quell this idiocy, the iron in my pint of Guinness is the most metal foodstuff. If you don't agree then you can go and lick peanut butter from the oft-licked scrotum of McCalister up there.

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*I, too, am helpful.

Dont correct john!

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BUT I AM THE MOST HELPFUL!!!!!
Just because I play Jackson guitars.

peanut butter is an off-orange. i prefer foods of brighter colors. try cherries for example

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hanged never sounds correct to me, john

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Caca caca caca.

If your metal you'd drink the peat!

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That is because you're american.

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Isn't Peat just an early form of coal? Like 2 stages before Anthricite or something.

i think its moss

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Being metal is all about attempting to digest things that are'nt biodegradable.

i eat glass

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That's cool, JH, but how do explain iron rusting? You know Neil said it never sleeps. It's a biodegradable metal. I'll take gold myself.

McCalister?.... hmm, nope, not on my list of things to slather peanutbutter upon.
Peanutbutter sauce with hot fudge topping on vanilla icecream is awesome! I worked in an ice cream shop and that was one of my favorite sundaes.

Hanged is fine by me. Peat is what I just planted 20 cubanelle peppers in along with some topsoil and vermiculite. guitaiste, you rock because you fish. Tranny, you're cute. Tullie and Pande' --eyerolls.

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yeah to pop those fuckers too

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put Peanut Butter on tortillas and grill it. its good te first 2 times you have them, but then you just get sick of them

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It shows. You're such a cut-up.

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this thread is like a fucking RTT

Penis

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can anyone proove this for me

I have heard that they dont have peanut butter in italy, or that if they do its damn hard to come by

is this fucking true!?

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If it helps, i have a lot of family in Italy, and ive never heard of this. I would ask for you, but it would take a while before i could get an answer.

oh god

hahahaha


demon you and taht question!!

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I know it bugs me for some reason, I just gotta know

rapture-you couldnt just email them?

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Pfft. The truest metal liqour is the skin and dirt thats ripped from bass strings when boiled, for true grimness boil in the blood of a virgin. for even grimmer grimness beforehand boil the virgin in the blood of an even fatter virgin. Then for true metal necroflavor rape the corpse with a dried out unicorn penis.

(it has to have tr00 gr1mness carved into the shlong or else it wont work)

for extra points dress the dead virgin up with awesome BM spikes and corpse paint.

Finally, spike the finished product with vodka and down that beast.

that's what i was getting at.. heheh

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Haha, that made me laugh, but then again I've been awake for 23 hours, so maybe it isn't funny. Can someone sober and not tired tell me if that was funny?

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Yes, especially if you think of metaltabs most well-known virgin.








powersofterror

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Well, now tullie doesn't want to come over for spaghetti since I told him I was out of dried unicorn penises.
See what you did?

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It wasn't very funny, but it made me laugh too

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In most of the world, including Italy, they have Nutella, which is preferred to Peanut Butter and outsells it worldwide. It's probably there somewhere, but you'd have trouble finding it because it's condsidered disgusting by people who aren't raised on it. And, like I said, they're used to a cocoa spread.

yeah. that stuffs good!

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I've never heard of it. What's in it?

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Cocoa, though I think they market it as hazelnut. It had something to do with a chocolate shortage during wartime if I remember correctly.

i haven't either im surprised my aunt didnt tell me about it. she tells me about aloota foreign food and crap (she travels) wait why am i telling all of you this?

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because they have brain washed you at that damn area 51 into telling all of your green buddies about the travels endured by your aunt

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that sounds about right.

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This thread is why Jesus always looked grumpy in pictures.

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