do you have any funny storys about music/instruments/gigs/concerts?

Intruments: one time me, another guitarist and a bassist were walking to the guitarists house with our gear and we heard some kid yell "are you good?!?"... it was so funny how he/she said it and we couldnt replie cause we didnt know where he/she was

Music: me and another guitarist were jamming in my old classroom for some little kids and it sounded SOO good. he was playing an old riff and i would solo over it. it was great but one kid said "stop, stop ,stop.... can you play Smells like Teen Spirit?" it was really funny

Concerts: me and my friend were at the Slayer/Dammage Plan show in June last year and some girl who was drunk came up behind me and said "hey look at that guy with his shirt off," (the guy wasnt me by the way) " maybe i should take mine off too" i thought this was hillarious...

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me and my friend were jamming and then randomly i did a lord worm grunt.. it was only funny if u had seen it..

EDIT: we also were headbanging gummi worms, we called them lord gummi worm..

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i have funny stories about you


NOT MAKING SO MANY FUCKING THREADS

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Those stories weren't funny, dude. Not even the slightest crack of an infinitesimal smile, here.

sorry dude, its been kind of still here... nothing new... and im bored... like hell



it was funny at the time... do you have something funnier to ad?

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sometimes when a forum dies for a couple days, you just have to lit it sit and stagnate. then somebody will get in an e fight or somebody will tab an awesome song or somebody will leave or whatever

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.. check my sig.

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awesome!

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1 tym i wuz wit my frendz n' we got reel wasted 'n lissined 2 bludbath, it wuz sooooooo fukkin hillairius u shudda been their, cuz this 1 kid lyk wuz all lyk "lol im real wasted" 'n we wur all lyk "roflmao, YEEA I NO!" it wuz so funny!

i did a talent show like last year and somones mom threw her panties on the stage

I mentioned this before here.

Was comming home from work and came upon a vehicle with several Metal stickers on it. I also saw a sticker that said, "We're in a Band, Show us your Tits"
So on a whim.....I did. They started headbanging and threw up some horns which I replied with all while doing about 60 Mph (97kmph)

lol. thats pretty funny any more?

There was this one time when we were jamming out at a friends house late at night. The girlfriend of the other guitarist was there too. As she approached him from the back to give him the phone since someone had called, he made a twist jump towards the side she was. He didn´t know she was there, so he jumped really hi and spinned really fast. He was stooped by his girlfriend´s head, who had recieved an impact in the head with the guitar neck. Man, that was fucking funny.


Another friend was showing off in class once, he played all these awsemo riffs. Everyone loved him, all the girls, the teacher, and also the gay guy in the class. I think that´s too many fans

yea, cuz people getting hurt is funny. Homosexuals are even more funny.

dont go there girlfriend

That is the sad truth of our world. Sometimes it is funny. I don't know why but it is.

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you know what else is funny? squirels.

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Amen

Yea, i agree Soul. Honestly, i feel like a hypocrit, because i laugh at gay people all the time, and i crack up when people get hurt. But when i think back, i always feel bad.

It is the natural way to be sometimes. There is no right or wrong about how you you feel. How you feel is normal so don't be shamed by it. Embrace your enter demon/serpent/evil angel. You will be much happier but don't let it control you. You do need to tolerate others in order to live your own life to it's maximum.

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they should have behind the scenes with will and grace, so you can see them bitch fight and pull eachother's hair. now THAT would be funny

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Oops!

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L,B' you frisky lady

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I was a bad girl.


No, if I wouldn't do that at the Moody Blues concert the other night I wouldn't do it. Well, at least I don't think I would. (pondering now)

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intreguing...

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Oh heck, that would be like tossing an unholey seine across the water. Or a sail from a boat!!

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Hahaha. so true..

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heh... there was this local show around here, and this kid climbed on stage to crowd surf... and he ended up right behind the bassist as he was spinning around and the kid got hit in the face so hard that he hit the ground... and tried to get up again just to get hit again and fall off stage... hehehe stupid emo kids..... if i find the video of it i'll post it..

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Iv had people ask for a go on my guitar... to play fuckin 50cent tunes n shit on it.

Obviously my reaction is to give a slap and advise them not to pollute my guitar with bullshit.

Also saw a dude playin hiphop on a guitar in town for money.
His hat was empty...

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theres guitars in hip hop???

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Lol no, thats why its funny because they actually take time to learn lame hop hop tunes on a guitar and call it music.

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havent u heard them steal crazy train and kashmire. its a damn shame, they cant come up with an origanal "beat"

oh ya, i tried to forget about those mutilated masterpieces....

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i dont know anyting about raul midon. but i saw him on my guitar one video. its a very hip-hopish beat kinda thing on an acoustic, but its awsome.

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It was funny about 2 weeks ago when i was coming home from our bands drummer's house.
Ok so im all decked out in spikes and whatnot and black head to foot and a utility vehicle pulls up on the street next to me. I was ready to deck someone as i was scared of getting kidnapped or my guitar stolen.
Instead, the fat Council Worker asked me whether i do parties.
It was hillarious... i mean... obviously by the look of me i dont do parties.
We had a bit of a chat then i walked off.

I wonder now whether i couldve scored a bit of money ....

Oh well, my bandmates would disagree.

had to be there.

BUMP....



I am fond of a memory where I played a CRUEL joke on my mom once....


We had a sweet cat named SAM.
You could do anything with him and he'd just lay there like he was a stuffed animal all calm and chilled out.

So...I put Sam in a pillow case and he was kicked back in it like a kitty hammock....laying on his back looking up all relaxed.
I walked into the livingroom and showed everyone and everyone was all, "Awwwwww...he's so cute in there....he's so relaxed and sweet bla bla bla"

I walked back to my bedroom and took Sam out and he quickly fell asleep on my bed.
I put a couple of rolled up shirts in the pillow case and went back into the livingroom.....I started gently at first kinda swinging it around.....I got an odd look but nothing said so I started swinging it more....Then it happened...Mom said, "Vicky! Be careful...you're going to hurt him."
I stopped....looked dead serious and said, "Mom...I'm sick of how you care more about this cat than me" and I started beating the pillow into the wall HARD...over and over and over until she came at me.....I dropped the pillow case and ran!

I waited outside until dad came looking for me and told me it was OK to come back inside....Dad was laughing his ass off and gave me a secret "Atta Girl" but mom did not find it amusing at all.

She was angry at me for weeks over that but it was worth it.

And yep...Kitty Sam never knew.

Awesome trick, I have a cat like that. Exept hes fucking huge. I think I might try that.

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And Bia didn't even follow the simple rules mentioned in the first post of this horrible thread.

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... Beautiful

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ok i was standin in the band room, cuz we were doing jazz band the bassist picks up his bass the strap snaps and the bass goes flying to the ground.SMASH!! it was awesome. it was a wal mart bass too. HAHAHAHA!!! awsome!!

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heh, he deserved it.

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then a week later i bout him a new strap and a month later he bought a new bass. we're gonna smash it at our first concert

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Sounds good. smashing stuff kicks ass. I'd like to do that some time at the risk of looking angsty.

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Hmmmm does sound rather amusing.

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Forgive me...
I did a search for "stories" in the chat forum and got this thread....
better than starting a whole thread I'd say....plus the story is quite obviously funny.