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2005-06-26, 23:33
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R.I.P. Richard Whitely
what a dude.
died of a heart attack or something in hospital.
countdown just wont be the same.
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"The complexity of the penguins' lifestyle testifies to a Divine Creator," said one commentator on Christian Answers. "To think that natural selection or even the penguins themselves could come up with the idea to migrate miles and miles multiple times each year without their partner or their offspring is a bit insulting to my intellect. How great is our God!"
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2005-06-26, 23:36
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Uh. Who?
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2005-06-26, 23:38
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ditto who?
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Why not make shit up as we go-fox
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2005-06-26, 23:39
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do you live hastings us or uk?
yanks will have no idea who he is, but if you're British you should be ashamed.
countdown presenter. weekdays at 5:30 and in the middle of the night. channel 4
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"The complexity of the penguins' lifestyle testifies to a Divine Creator," said one commentator on Christian Answers. "To think that natural selection or even the penguins themselves could come up with the idea to migrate miles and miles multiple times each year without their partner or their offspring is a bit insulting to my intellect. How great is our God!"
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2005-06-26, 23:42
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bugfucker strikes back.
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Uh, must be some British guy who uh, worked on some Headbanger's Ball clone type show. Don't know him. But RIP none the less.
Oh, and Jimbo: I live in Newark, Delaware. "East Hastings" is a Godspeed You! Black Emperor song. Never pay attention to my Locations.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2005-06-26, 23:43
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"The complexity of the penguins' lifestyle testifies to a Divine Creator," said one commentator on Christian Answers. "To think that natural selection or even the penguins themselves could come up with the idea to migrate miles and miles multiple times each year without their partner or their offspring is a bit insulting to my intellect. How great is our God!"
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2005-06-26, 23:50
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yeah i know who he is
never really watched count down
but R.I.P
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One hundred years have gone and men again they came that way,
To find the answer to the mystery,
They found his body lying where it fell on that day,
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Lost in this place, and leave no trace.
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2005-06-26, 23:55
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game show host?
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2005-06-27, 00:00
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basically it was a show
about letters and anagrams which will make a word
and basically the contestants or what ever have to guess it.
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One hundred years have gone and men again they came that way,
To find the answer to the mystery,
They found his body lying where it fell on that day,
Preserved in time for all to see,
No brave new world, no brave new world,
Lost in this place, and leave no trace.
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2005-06-27, 00:05
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basically it was a show
about letters and anagrams which will make a word
and basically the contestants or what ever have to guess it.
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Cool...I like anagrams and word puzzles.
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2005-06-27, 00:11
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 he was yes 
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One hundred years have gone and men again they came that way,
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They found his body lying where it fell on that day,
Preserved in time for all to see,
No brave new world, no brave new world,
Lost in this place, and leave no trace.
iron maiden - stranger in a strange land
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2005-06-27, 00:39
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Cool...I like anagrams and word puzzles.
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So did I. Hah.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2005-06-27, 01:57
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HES BAAACK
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people die.
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2005-06-27, 02:29
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Haha, oh well. Never liked Countdown anyway.
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2005-06-27, 08:46
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at least Carol Vordaman (sp???) is still going I sucked at the words but I used to Pwn on the number problems
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2005-06-27, 12:33
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The lives of thousands upon thousands of UK students will never be the same again now that this staple of daytime TV has left this mortal coil. Legend.
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2005-06-27, 12:52
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2005-06-27, 16:43
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2005-06-27, 19:01
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wasnt he like the first person on channel 4 or something?
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2005-06-27, 20:41
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hes been doing the show countdown since 1982
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One hundred years have gone and men again they came that way,
To find the answer to the mystery,
They found his body lying where it fell on that day,
Preserved in time for all to see,
No brave new world, no brave new world,
Lost in this place, and leave no trace.
iron maiden - stranger in a strange land
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2005-06-27, 21:21
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And its the semi finals of countdown at the moment - guess presenters wouldnt do it justice  Its a sad day. I used to watch it at 5am - but there is still Carol Voderman and she can give me a consonant any day.
RIP Richard Whitely - we hardly knew you but your legacy will forever remain
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2005-06-27, 22:03
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mmmmm carol vorderman 
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One hundred years have gone and men again they came that way,
To find the answer to the mystery,
They found his body lying where it fell on that day,
Preserved in time for all to see,
No brave new world, no brave new world,
Lost in this place, and leave no trace.
iron maiden - stranger in a strange land
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2005-06-27, 22:24
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i second that !
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2005-06-28, 11:53
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+2. I'd "integrate" my cock into her any day.
[One for anybody semi-advanced in maths there]
Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo, doooooo.
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2005-06-28, 12:45
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2005-06-28, 12:59
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One hundred years have gone and men again they came that way,
To find the answer to the mystery,
They found his body lying where it fell on that day,
Preserved in time for all to see,
No brave new world, no brave new world,
Lost in this place, and leave no trace.
iron maiden - stranger in a strange land
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2005-06-28, 14:38
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I'd "integrate" my cock into her any day.
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that was terrible.
almost as bad as the pythagoras joke.
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R.I.P, i didnt even know he was dead until i got bak from amsterdam/graspop today.
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2005-06-29, 08:47
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almost as bad as the pythagoras joke.
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Never heard it.
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2005-06-30, 01:27
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Never heard it.
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ok, well,
one day an indian chief wants to find a sqaw for his son to marry.
so he goes over to visit the neighbouring tee-pee village chief.
"HOW big chief" he says. "i want to buy a sqaw from your village to marry my son"
"ok" says the chief " i can offer you these three. the sqaw over there, sat on the zebras hide, she costs 2 buffalo. the sqaw beside her, sat on the lions hide, she costs 3 buffalo, but the best sqaw, sat on the hippopotomas' hide, she costs 5 buffalo"
so the visiting chief gives the sqaw seller a look and says, "ahh intreguing,
the sqaw on the hippopotomas' hide is equal to the sum of the sqaws on the other two hides"
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"The complexity of the penguins' lifestyle testifies to a Divine Creator," said one commentator on Christian Answers. "To think that natural selection or even the penguins themselves could come up with the idea to migrate miles and miles multiple times each year without their partner or their offspring is a bit insulting to my intellect. How great is our God!"
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ok, well,
one day an indian chief wants to find a sqaw for his son to marry.
so he goes over to visit the neighbouring tee-pee village chief.
"HOW big chief" he says. "i want to buy a sqaw from your village to marry my son"
"ok" says the chief " i can offer you these three. the sqaw over there, sat on the zebras hide, she costs 2 buffalo. the sqaw beside her, sat on the lions hide, she costs 3 buffalo, but the best sqaw, sat on the hippopotomas' hide, she costs 5 buffalo"
so the visiting chief gives the sqaw seller a look and says, "ahh intreguing,
the sqaw on the hippopotomas' hide is equal to the sum of the sqaws on the other two hides"
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That sounds more like a 1st grade word problem than a joke.
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up untill a few years ago, they used to teach pythagoras' theorum by the saying:
the square of the hypoenuese side is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides.
hence:
the sqaw on the hippopotomas' hide is equal to the sum of the sqaws on the other two hides
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"The complexity of the penguins' lifestyle testifies to a Divine Creator," said one commentator on Christian Answers. "To think that natural selection or even the penguins themselves could come up with the idea to migrate miles and miles multiple times each year without their partner or their offspring is a bit insulting to my intellect. How great is our God!"
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2005-06-30, 16:10
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up untill a few years ago, they used to teach pythagoras' theorum by the saying:
the square of the hypoenuese side is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides.
hence:
the sqaw on the hippopotomas' hide is equal to the sum of the sqaws on the other two hides
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Even the IRA couldn't kill him as he survived the Brighton Hotel bomb blast!!!!
Despite being injured and in shock he still got infront of the cameras and broadcast a report, what a trooper!
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2005-06-30, 21:26
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so long as it isn't some "hip" youngster who tries to follow in the shadows....
ahhhh i remember the time when he called a woman obese and said she looked like she was 88 - how red she went..........
the guy had balls
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