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Old 2005-06-26, 05:00
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Old 2005-06-26, 05:04
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Old 2005-06-26, 05:12
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Old 2005-06-26, 05:15
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Old 2005-06-26, 05:21
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Old 2005-06-26, 05:28
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Old 2005-06-26, 05:33
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Old 2005-06-26, 07:09
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He's been quiet lately, hasn't he.....
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Old 2005-06-26, 09:50
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Old 2005-06-26, 10:35
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Old 2005-06-26, 10:44
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No brave new world, no brave new world,
Lost in this place, and leave no trace.

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Old 2005-06-26, 10:58
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Old 2005-06-26, 11:20
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Old 2005-06-26, 12:01
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Old 2005-06-26, 12:01
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happy birthday man try to get yourself or get someone else to get you a new guitar for a birthday present
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Old 2005-06-26, 12:09
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Old 2005-06-26, 14:30
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Old 2005-06-26, 14:42
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He's been quiet lately, hasn't he.....


I believe he is on vacation or someit like that

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Old 2005-06-26, 15:27
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Old 2005-06-26, 15:34
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Old 2005-06-26, 16:41
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hey have a good one! catch yourself a snake or something
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Old 2005-06-26, 17:00
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I believe he is on vacation or someit like that


Hate to be an asshole, but I hope he stays there.

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Old 2005-06-26, 17:55
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Happy birthday, Chris.

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Old 2005-06-26, 18:00
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I was gonna say feliz navidad, but then I remembered that means merry christmass.
Anyway, Happy Fucking B-Day, dude. Now, got get laid, at once!!!

 
Old 2005-06-26, 18:04
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Old 2005-06-26, 20:32
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hey no one said bonne fete? probly cuz french sucks ass. have a good one
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Old 2005-06-26, 21:22
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You don't hate to be an asshole, Dissection. Don't lie.

Look at me! I know other languages and how to say 'happy birthday' in them! Aren't I awesome and pretentious? Feliz cumpleano! Buon compleanno! Boldog születésnapot! Sťastné narozeniny! Rehtom ruoy kcuf!

Speak English or Die, motherfuckers.








Oh, and happy birthday, Chris. He'll be back, by the way, Bill.
 
Old 2005-06-26, 22:03
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Old 2005-06-27, 00:51
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Old 2005-06-27, 01:42
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You don't hate to be an asshole, Dissection. Don't lie.

Look at me! I know other languages and how to say 'happy birthday' in them! Aren't I awesome and pretentious? Feliz cumpleano! Buon compleanno! Boldog születésnapot! Sťastné narozeniny! Rehtom ruoy kcuf!

Speak English or Die, motherfuckers.








Oh, and happy birthday, Chris. He'll be back, by the way, Bill.


So what, you can use a translator. I actually know a fair amount of German and try to practice as much as possible since I will be there for five weeks.
 
Old 2005-06-27, 01:45
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pst is even bitchy in a birthday thread

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Old 2005-06-27, 02:32
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Happy birthday Chris. Have a good one!
 
Old 2005-06-27, 02:35
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I knew all those phrases off the top of my head, though I'll admit to having to look up the spelling for Hungarian and Czech. If I were going to use a translator I'd go for the languages of countries I haven't been to, like Thai or Maori. But I'm very impressed that you're going to Germany for a few weeks and feel the need to bring it up apropros of nothing at every opportunity.

I'm only bitchy when you guys give me reason to be. It seems like that happens pretty frequently, I know, and I'd have to agree that it does. But Chris will be happy to see me being an angry old man in his birthday thread, I just know it!
 
Old 2005-06-27, 02:41
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id be really concerned if all i saw in your posts was a bunch of birthdaycakes and beers instead of three or four paragraphs of text
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Old 2005-06-27, 03:12
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...apropros...

Heh...I learned a new word.
Heard it a few times but just looked it up.
Gonna have to use it soon.

 
Old 2005-06-27, 03:23
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I knew all those phrases off the top of my head, though I'll admit to having to look up the spelling for Hungarian and Czech. If I were going to use a translator I'd go for the languages of countries I haven't been to, like Thai or Maori. But I'm very impressed that you're going to Germany for a few weeks and feel the need to bring it up apropros of nothing at every opportunity.

I'm only bitchy when you guys give me reason to be. It seems like that happens pretty frequently, I know, and I'd have to agree that it does. But Chris will be happy to see me being an angry old man in his birthday thread, I just know it!


Just in case some people didn't get the drift I was excited about it.
 
Old 2005-06-27, 03:24
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Old 2005-06-27, 05:12
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Old 2005-06-27, 08:55
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have a FAAAAAAABBBBulous birthday, chrisiepoo.
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Old 2005-06-27, 09:17
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