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Old 2005-06-19, 04:06
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Wonder Showzen

Has anyone else seen this show on MTV2. Absolute genius.

Edit: It is on right now in fact. It is the best thing I've seen in years
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Old 2005-06-19, 05:16
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Really? I think it's the supidest fucking show ever. Not one bit funny for me, like seriously I can't laugh a slight bit at it. I think the funny shows that MTV have aired, are Team Sanchez, Wild Boyz, and can't forget Jackass.
 
Old 2005-06-19, 06:45
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I don't know how you can like those other shows and not like Wonder Showzen
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Old 2005-06-19, 06:48
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Wonder Showzen is fucking funny IMO
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Old 2005-06-19, 07:55
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I don't know how you can like those other shows and not like Wonder Showzen

Puppets and Kids shit vs. Idiots doing crazy stunts? There's no competition.
 
Old 2005-06-19, 15:43
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Jackass was one of the most dull, redundant programs I can recall in recent memory. Someone once wrote they title the show after their target audience, and I concur. If I want to lower myself to watching such senseless buffoonery as that, I'd at least prefer it to be funny like the Tom Green Show. Seriously, that was good, low-brow stuff. I mean, painting lesbians having sex on your father's car? Then chasing your father down to the bus stop and harassing him in front of all the other bus riders when he refuses to drive it to work?! Brilliant.

In all honesty, I really do enjoy crass, vulgar, low-brow silliness, I just never liked Jackass. Maybe I just prefer Tom Green because he spent most of his time playing tricks on people instead of setting himself on fire like a moron.
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Old 2005-06-19, 16:38
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I don't have mtv 2 I hate the netherlands
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Old 2005-06-19, 17:38
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Someone once wrote they title the show after their target audience, and I concur.


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Old 2005-06-19, 17:48
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Jackass was one of the most dull, redundant programs I can recall in recent memory. Someone once wrote they title the show after their target audience, and I concur. If I want to lower myself to watching such senseless buffoonery as that, I'd at least prefer it to be funny like the Tom Green Show. Seriously, that was good, low-brow stuff. I mean, painting lesbians having sex on your father's car? Then chasing your father down to the bus stop and harassing him in front of all the other bus riders when he refuses to drive it to work?! Brilliant.

In all honesty, I really do enjoy crass, vulgar, low-brow silliness, I just never liked Jackass. Maybe I just prefer Tom Green because he spent most of his time playing tricks on people instead of setting himself on fire like a moron.


From what i've seen of Tom Green (not that much), i found him to be really irritating... dirty sanchez was the best because of their Welsh accents
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Old 2005-06-19, 17:48
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Old 2005-06-19, 19:43
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I know That show if pure genius I tell you. I can't get enough of it. I have to watch my little girls TV shows most times so I really love it when somrthing like Wonder Showzen just murders the ideal of a kids show.

The best skit was one called "World politics in 30 seconds" and there was an animated map of the US coming alive with big teeth that pissing on Mexico, jumped over and fucked the middle east, and then went and took a shit on Asia I almost shot beer though my nose I laughed so hard.
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Old 2005-06-20, 00:48
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The best skit was one called "World politics in 30 seconds" and there was an animated map of the US coming alive with big teeth that pissing on Mexico, jumped over and fucked the middle east, and then went and took a shit on Asia I almost shot beer though my nose I laughed so hard.



I haven't seen that.....but that is funny as hell.
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Old 2005-06-20, 02:59
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It's not much of Jackass's brilliance that makes me amazed. It's their stunts that most people wouldn't even think of doing, like taking a shit in the toilet of a hardware store, like no one ever comes up with the balls to do something like that.
 
Old 2005-06-20, 21:46
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wondershowzen? favorite show EVER.

i liked the song about slaves.... and the 6 yr old girl talking about how she wanted to be a pony... and all the random trippy shit it does.

Its like sesame street for old mental patients... beautiful
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It seems a little too random and simple for my tastes, but I could see how you would like it more if you watch actual children's shows all the time and it is mocking them. I'll check it out again and give it another chance. Maybe I'll watch it with some friends who have kids so they can point out specific references to real shows.

As far as the Jackass and Tom Green go, I'd say Tom Green lost it after the first few episodes and is just too much of a dick to be funny sometimes, but the "What's for dinner bitch?" statue episode made it all worth while. Jackass was awesome, but the "Kenny Roger's Jackass" skit on Mad TV was even better (even though Mad TV sucks in general).

All these shows just seem marginally funny compared to South Park and Chappelle's Show...
 
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I havent had cable TV in a long time. Since 2001 at least.
 
Old 2005-06-22, 15:40
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I am starting to believe that Wonder Showzen isn't for everyone, but I also have a little girl that loves to watch those kind of shows. I don't know why kids are attracted to stuff like cartoons, Dora the Explorer, Lazy Town, Blues Clues, ect. but I am forced to let her have her time everyday to see them. It bores me to tears, but she loves them.

When I see Wonder Showzen it just makes me feel good because it is just a demended kids show that exspesses how I feel sometimes. I love it. One time my little girl heard me watching it and thought it was one of her shows and she got out of bed and came dancing out of her room to watch it. She was so confused that Mrs Soulinsane wouldn't let her see it.
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Old 2005-06-22, 15:50
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Haha, I found it.

World politics in 30 seconds

Edit: I also found this.

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Old 2005-06-22, 15:59
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Hey, Soul is back.

I don't care for Wonder Showzen that much. Some of it is funny, and some of it makes me wish I was dead.
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Old 2005-06-22, 20:16
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I know That show if pure genius I tell you. I can't get enough of it. I have to watch my little girls TV shows most times so I really love it when somrthing like Wonder Showzen just murders the ideal of a kids show.

The best skit was one called "World politics in 30 seconds" and there was an animated map of the US coming alive with big teeth that pissing on Mexico, jumped over and fucked the middle east, and then went and took a shit on Asia I almost shot beer though my nose I laughed so hard.

shit i gotta fuckin see this, when does it come on?
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Old 2005-06-22, 21:02
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Late night on MTV2. I think around 10 PM.

I posted clips a few post back.
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Old 2005-06-26, 02:29
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It will be on MTV2 tonight. See it if you get a chance.
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Old 2005-06-26, 04:03
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It is on right now people! Why are you not watching?
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Old 2005-06-26, 04:08
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That first one was pretty funny. The second one was a bit nasty for me though.
 
Old 2005-06-26, 20:34
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Haha, I found it.

World politics in 30 seconds

Edit: I also found this.

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fuck thats hilarious...
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