I counted 7 today.

Usually once.. maybe twice depending on what ive ate, i know a kid who has a digesting problem and shits every 2 weeks.. and when he shits, there big..

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Ever since I started drinking soy milk I have multiple, somewhat medium sized shits. I feel this is healthy, I am getting rid of all that toxic waste in my gut. I am also eating a buttload(literally) of whole grain cereal(with soy milk of course) and fruits and vegetables. My fiber intake must be nuclear.

I eat alot of food, so it is no suprise that I shit all the time. I do not eat meat though, and meat seems to be more filling. I think the reason is that it has no fiber, so it kind of just lumps together in your colon until parts of it are removed from dietary fiber.

dude....what the fuck.

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yeah, what the fuck?

I don't know, I don't count but I don't shit every day, I do eat and drink quite a lot but I've got a pretty big stomache I guess.

I know a guy from holiday that didn't shit for about a week, that was sick.

I think that shitting often is important to health. Most people don't know that a whole shitload(pun intended) of problems arise from an unhealthy colon. If you don't get the shit out, you feel like shit. Acne, hair loss, rank gas, bad body odor, etc. are all problmes that can arise from not shitting enough.

All those things can happen if you shit alot too though, they are just not nearly as likely. I used to have horrible acne in 8th grade, I was like some kind of bog creature. I changed my diet and now I have clear skin and a few barely noticeable acne scars. A hell of alot better than 20 or so swollen red lumps on my face.

I was wondering where you have been.

7 in one day? Like 7 normal or 7 small?
Makes a diff.

I don't shit 7 times a day but I look like a playgirl model, haha.

They vary in size. I have been trying to cleanse my colon of all the rotting meat though. It is a known fact that some meat stays in your colon for well...we'll just say the rest of some people's lives. That hamburger I ate 2 months ago could still be sitting in my colon. That is why I decided to take about 400% of my daily value of fiber, along with 4-5 gallons of fluid today.

I am idiotic when it comes to many things, but I do know how to take care of myself in ways most people would never think of.

That fact is misunderstood too.
99.9% of that hamburger you had is gone. There might be residuals....but huge chunks of meat dont stay lodged in your inside as people so often....and dramatically make it seem.
Over time the residuals do build up...but are not sealed forever entombed.

That's the way I understand it.

Well, I hang out with these three vegans that are fucking arrogant as hell so alot of the information I am told is merely falsifications and not genuine fact. I am not one of the non-meat eaters who trys to convert people to veganism, it's just dietary habits, not a big deal like some vegans make it out to be.

Come to think of it, if I were to go back to eating meat the three vegans I often hang out with(we share a rehearsal space) would probably be total dickheads about it. Oh well, I know that one of them jacks off constantly since girls probably don't like him.

Maybe twice a day and they're sorta medium size. I eat alot of food, more than the average person but I still don't gain any larger amount of weight.

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JitterySniper can come up with the dumbest threads just to post-whore.
(and a good job you must be doing. no flaming. )

Well...used to, I'd only shit about two or three times a week. Yet within the last year or two, I take a dump about every day to every other day. Although very recently I've had quite active bowel movements for reasons unknown. Anywho...it makes we wonder. It has been a while since I've got off the toilet and studied my own excrement. I think you've inspired me to do so. Usually I just feel the feces leaving the anal train. But hey, I think it's time I go back to the good 'ol days of scoring the amount of shit I dump. Wow. Whenever I lose my passion about a subject, you're right there to help me out, JitterSniper. Thanks. I'll keep you updated about my poo via PM...everyday. (and of course, I'm just kidding. there's already too many people on that waiting list.)

The status of my shit? Basically the same as Shimbolla's.

lately like 4 times a day

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id say about once a day...but that doesnt work when im on vacation or at school or work...

on vacation i can hold out for 3 or 4 days...i dont know why though

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It's called shitting-in-foreign-towns-or-strange-and-unfamiliar-places-phobia. It's the fear of shitting in foreign towns or strange and unfamiliar places. About 12% of the American population have this disorder, yet no cure has been found. Most victims cope with their anxiety by placing toilet paper over the seat. Yet the paranoia of the unknown toilet often only leads down a path of destruction and severe mental derangement. I suggest you kill yourself before it's too late. I'll ship the gun via US postal service tomorrow morning. You've been a good friend. Now go in peace. I will always love you.

I usually do two a day. Anything less than one a day is not good for your bowels.

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once or twice depends on what ive had to eat that day

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You're all full of shit

In other news...masturbation causes acne.

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the worst place ever to prob get the shits is at a festival, festival toilets suck. anyways i dont poo because i am not a human hahahha

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Bout two times.....but who cares?

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But that's just for guys.

ive also heard that you dont get facial hair or facial hair stops growing/grows slowly if you masturbate

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True. Over active testosterone causes acne.



I had better stop then.

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But that would mean everyone who has sex doesn't have a beard

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Once in a day god dammit!

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yeah and it makes you blind!

all bullshit.

usually twice, within an hour of waking up, then again between 9 and 12 at night

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You are all actually sharing how many times a day you shit. What the fuck.

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What's with you Jittery?

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ehh, i have little shame

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What she said! For one thing teens get acne, zits, and crap like that from hormonal imbalances generally, not from diet unless it's allergies or a disease of some sort.
For another, if you drink that much fluid a day you'd end up with swelling on the brain like that kid in the hazing in California that consumed too much water and died. Even the marathon runners have been cut back on their fluid consumption because they were passing out from too much.

Different people have different bowel habits. I know a guy with allergies that is extrememly allergic to certain foods and they'll cause almost immediate gastro as well as sinus problems. He's just learned to deal with it over the years. Doctors used to tell him it was from his Golden Gloves boxing days and getting his nose broken 3 times, but finally a doctor asked him if he'd been tested for allergies. After 100's of skin pokes that's what it was from all along.

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I know it's the internet and all, but for fuck's sake.

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The only things I've ever heard of that do stay in your stomach or intestines for a period of years and don't dissolve are chewing gum (7 years) and hair (indefinitely). A nurse I was good friends with said a teenaged girl with long hair came into the ER with severe stomach pains. All said and done she sucked on her hair a lot and had a softball sized hairball in her gut that had to be surgically removed.

When I was ill I didn't "go" for a week, but I was so cleaned out I sort of expected that. I was dehydrated and in horrible shape. Then the antibiotics made me constipated so it was a real picnic that I never ever want to go through again. They did tests for food poisoning or other bacterial problems and came up with nothing. I've never eaten another Burger King chicken sandwich since then though.

http://tuckermax.com/shittiesthookup.html This was sent to me this morning. It's pretty amusing in a sick sort of way.

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Hahahahaha. Great article L,B.

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Chewing gum is Myth.
It goes right through....broken down of course.

In what way did you change it? I need to shit more.

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That must be a huge lie cause I wank it or fuck often and have a large beard.

However, my drummer has the littlest pube stash I have ever seen. Hmmmm. Makes me think.

Just like the chewing gum...it's a myth.

you hippie

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yeah, I guess. I hate most hippies though.

I wonder if the gum thing is a myth if it's the difference in how it used to be made vs. how it's made now.

Tulvox-- Glad you liked that.

Jitter bug--I'm a hippie and you like me. I feel privileged!

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once is enough

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You hate hippies but you around saving whales, eating plants, and talking about buddah.

L,B- I look like hippie Straight out of the 70's

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The gum component itself is pretty indigestible, but does pass. This one probably got going when exasperated parents...tired of buying more gum after half an hour because their kids had chomped, then swallowed, their allotment. Also, swallowing gum was seen as ignorant and lower class.
The same basic component for chewing gum hasn't changed since its conception. Only sugar levels....LOL

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Just because I try to be the positive change I want to see, does not mean I am a hippy. Ever been to Eugene? The place is filled with them, and most so called hippys may talk about all that earth saving but they rarely act on it because they are too buys tripping on lsd/shrooms or getting stoned.

I hate hippys.

You look and act nothing like the 1000's of hippys that live in Eugene Oregon.

Maybe there is a difference since in Washington the hippys were actual intelligent creatures with similar ideas and made a positive change.

Here all the hippys do is complain and rarely act on anything. So it is my own ignorance that paints me retarded in this thread. Oh well.

Eugenes is the wrong way to refer to Native American Indians, you Hippie!

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ive been to eugene and corvalis, lived i portland for a brief while years ago and the only thing i hear comming out of eugene was the trainhopper homeless punk dudes who live out in the woods, those guys firebombing SUV dealerships and shit, that shit actually went down, i was suprised

edit:thats what someone said at least. its all urban legend
edit again: and hearing about people living in trees and shit
edit 3 times: its most definately bullshit now that i think about it, seemed like a cool town tho

Being that I am close friends with a group of Native Samoan's, Native Blackfoot's, and Native Apache persons I agree.

I amde a typo by the way, oops I mean btw.

Oh, and they usually don't like being called Indian's.

nice

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the only reason i dont have gum is that the "fillings" in my teeth come out if i have gum regularly

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on the hippie subject:
(quote from south park, cartman sleeptalking)
no! hippies everywhere! they want to save the world but all they do is do drugs and smell bad! nooo!

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i count my shit by the opeth song....

i crapped 5 times during black rose immortal once

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Well, on one of the cable channels they had a show on about people who live in trees around the Seattle area so I don't think that's urban legend. Some of them look very cool. There's a business up there that builds tree houses for people all over the world and there's places you can rent them.One had a rope railed bridgeto get from one part to another and I believe had quite a view of Mt. Rainier. It wouldn't surprise me if there was some in Oregon, too. And these places were not cheap by any means.

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yeah, they probably got an ewok village somewhere

who told you about that!!??!!

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i shoot 3 out before i leave for work.. thats within 2 hours of waking up, then another in an hour, two or three more during the day, then maybe 2 more at night..
SHIT..
thats like... 3,1,2,1...seven on average A DAY... DUDE!!
no shit.. about 7 a day.. and ive been off meat fo rthe past 2 weeks and there has been no change..
people tell me theres something wrong, i told them no, i just have a high metabolism and my bod does alot of processing.. maybe im wrong???
WOW..
does like no one else crap 7 times a day???

You should go to the hospital.

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1-2 depending on my diet

NOOB ALERT.

dude theres a reason noone posted in the SHIT thread since 2005, WHO THE FUCK do you bring up this SHIT thread, go watch porn or sumtin

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