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Old 2005-06-08, 22:15
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This forum is so cool.

You're all posting faggots, constantly checking your threads only to engage in contemptous flaming whenever someone doesn't like opeth. Your opinions ARE stupid, you're bands AREN'T good. I quit this waste of time. HAVE A NICE DAY. oh yeah, opeth blows fucking pussies.
 
Old 2005-06-08, 22:15
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And you are???
 
Old 2005-06-08, 22:18
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Piss off, twat!
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Old 2005-06-08, 22:18
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And you are???

The village.......I mean forum idiot.
 
Old 2005-06-08, 22:21
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What the fuck is with this dickhole?
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Old 2005-06-08, 22:23
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He's right...

U FEGGITS!!1
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Old 2005-06-08, 22:23
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What the fuck is with this dickhole?

Go read thru his posts,he basically flames any band if their not underground and starts shit for no reason.Good riddance prick.
 
Old 2005-06-08, 22:28
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what? why isn't he banned yet? He's been here off and on for the at least the past year, only to flame, troll and be total bollocks to the community in general.
Right, the regulars only flame, troll and are bollocks in general, but at least they contribute to the community feeling instead of being nig on hostile.
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Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
 
Old 2005-06-08, 22:31
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I must consult the flame warriors guide to name him properly.
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Old 2005-06-08, 22:32
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haha come back when you have ball hair
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Old 2005-06-08, 22:33
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haha come back when you have ball hair

Classic.
 
Old 2005-06-08, 22:37
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haha come back when you have ball hair


yes, so we can set fire to them!!!


aaah, I just love the smell of burnt pubes in the morning
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


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Old 2005-06-08, 22:37
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my band owns you and opeth sucks.

who the fuck cares kid.
 
Old 2005-06-08, 22:37
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I actually agree with the Opeth sucks part.
 
Old 2005-06-08, 22:39
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noooooo Opeth rules!!


Ohwell, oppionions differ, but pubes WILL burn. See you then matey
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


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Old 2005-06-08, 22:42
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Why so hostile? I really liked you, you were a good poster.





























SYKE!!!


UR GAY!!!
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Old 2005-06-08, 22:44
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OOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU GOT SERVED BITCH!!
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Old 2005-06-09, 00:01
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haha come back when you have ball hair



I'm glad you never told me that.
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Old 2005-06-09, 00:09
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Chris is gonna disown this beyotch when he sees this.
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Old 2005-06-09, 00:17
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Chris is gonna disown this beyotch when he sees this.


This guy is a fucking crybaby bitch and I'm glad he's finally had his big showdown with nobody so we can all laugh at him. Nobody here liked him and it's funny he thought enough of us all to leave us with a final worthless post as he leaves. I'm going to make sure it's his final worthless post.

I think the funniest thing about this is that he probably thinks he actually told us off or showed us up or whatever. People must laugh at this guy wherever he goes, which is made even funnier by how seriously this guy takes himself.
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Old 2005-06-09, 00:24
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"opeth blows fucking pussies"

Thats the most fierce thing he could come up with :-p
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Old 2005-06-09, 00:28
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Would it be shameful to admit?
I have still not heard almost anything by Opeth, perhaps once or twice, not sure.
 
Old 2005-06-09, 00:31
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He's right, you guys are really gay, Metalheads my fucking ass.....
 
Old 2005-06-09, 01:01
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Would it be shameful to admit?
I have still not heard almost anything by Opeth, perhaps once or twice, not sure.

Check'em out,I think you would like them.
 
Old 2005-06-09, 01:15
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Justice got served, BIOTCH!
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
 
Old 2005-06-09, 01:28
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Well im glad that fuckers finally banned, nice job chris . I think the opeth thread deal was taken way out of hand. There is no need for any of this. Why get worked up over an online forum, there should be more important things in your life than to try your hardest to stop a chain of opeth threads. If there isnt anything more important than that, then you should seriously kill yourself because your have no reason to be living.
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Old 2005-06-09, 01:30
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Brainforbreakfast's icon is moving in exact rythym with the music im listening to!!!
 
Old 2005-06-09, 02:56
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Oh dear God. Another little talking symptom of "the Internet is real life" syndrome. This deserves a commemorative song.


***


(Sung to the tune of "Let Her Be")

When I find myself on forum sites, amidst the vicious cyber fights,
It seems that no-one feels my plight, no-one cares...
And when I yell my panty-screams, my hissy fits and teenage memes,
My feckless dolt opinions, no-one cares...

No-one cares, No-one cares, No-one cares, No-one cares,
I've the smallest of suspicions, No-one cares...

They said "You faggot, fuck off please, your thoughts are gormless brain disease"
And threw me out while screaming, "No-one cares!"
"We don't want your gay insight, your halfwit dead-end pissant strife,"
"The internet's not real life, no-one cares..."

(Repeat chorus ad nauseum)


***


I know simply quoting "I noticed that you're gay" would be more accurate, but I already did that to some other guy and I was feeling creative today.
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Old 2005-06-09, 03:17
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Oh dear God. Another little talking symptom of "the Internet is real life" syndrome. This deserves a commemorative song.


***


(Sung to the tune of "Let Her Be")

When I find myself on forum sites, amidst the vicious cyber fights,
It seems that no-one feels my plight, no-one cares...
And when I yell my panty-screams, my hissy fits and teenage memes,
My feckless dolt opinions, no-one cares...

No-one cares, No-one cares, No-one cares, No-one cares,
I've the smallest of suspicions, No-one cares...

They said "You faggot, fuck off please, your thoughts are gormless brain disease"
And threw me out while screaming, "No-one cares!"
"We don't want your gay insight, your halfwit dead-end pissant strife,"
"The internet's not real life, no-one cares..."

(Repeat chorus ad nauseum)


***


I know simply quoting "I noticed that you're gay" would be more accurate, but I already did that to some other guy and I was feeling creative today.

FBS is my hero <333
 
Old 2005-06-09, 03:18
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Awwwww, you shouldn't have banned him yet. He might have come back for more...

And yes, that guy was a total dick who had an ongoing self-admitted obsession with unnecessary Opeth bashing.

I hereby dedicate the King Missile song "Sensitive Artist" to his quickly fading memory...

"I am a sensitive artist...

I am a sensitive artist.
Nobody understands me because I am so deep.
In my work I make allusions to books that nobody else has read,
Music that nobody else has heard,
And art that nobody else has seen.
I can't help it
Because I am so much more intelligent
And well-rounded
Than everyone who surrounds me.

I stopped watching tv when I was six months old
Because it was so boring and stupid
And started reading books
And going to recitals
And art galleries.
I don't go to recitals anymore
Because my hearing is too sensitive
And I don't go to art galleries anymore
Because there are people there
And I can't deal with people
Because they don't understand me.

I stay home
Reading books that are beneath me,
And working on my work,
Which no one understands

I am sensitive...
I am a sensitive artist...


Downloaded from www.taborama.com"
 
Old 2005-06-09, 03:19
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Oh dear God. Another little talking symptom of "the Internet is real life" syndrome. This deserves a commemorative song.

(Sung to the tune of "Let Her Be")

When I find myself on forum sites, amidst the vicious cyber fights,
It seems that no-one feels my plight, no-one cares...
And when I yell my panty-screams, my hissy fits and teenage memes,
My feckless dolt opinions, no-one cares...

No-one cares, No-one cares, No-one cares, No-one cares,
I've the smallest of suspicions, No-one cares...

They said "You faggot, fuck off please, your thoughts are gormless brain disease"
And threw me out while screaming, "No-one cares!"
"We don't want your gay insight, your halfwit dead-end pissant strife,"
"The internet's not real life, no-one cares..."

(Repeat chorus ad nauseum)


That flowed quite well.

 
Old 2005-06-09, 10:43
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i like the sensitive artist one. that should be printed on the forehead of every emo/screamo fan in the world
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Old 2005-06-09, 14:21
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wasnt he that dude that said when music production sounded all grainy and shitty, it was kvlt as hell?
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Old 2005-06-09, 14:36
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wasnt he that dude that said when music production sounded all grainy and shitty, it was kvlt as hell?


I bet his cornhole is grainy and shitty
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Why would you sig that?
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I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
 
Old 2005-06-09, 15:09
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I don't really understand why this thread is still open.
We should create a thread that attracts dumb newbs so we can capture them there and flame them. Shitty threads don't deserve all of this flaming. Save the fire power for the ultimate day of newb annihilation! (hope I'm past newb status when that day comes)
 
Old 2005-06-09, 15:18
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All we'd have to do is create a "Black Metal Sucks" thread on a day when a lot of members are on. Job done.
 
Old 2005-06-09, 15:20
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"opeth blows fucking pussies"

Thats the most fierce thing he could come up with :-p


Haha! He sure showed us! Good stuff, man, good stuff...
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Old 2005-06-09, 21:29
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Blood Red Throne is a cool band though
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Old 2005-06-09, 23:27
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Blood Red Throne is a cool band though


NO! Blood red throne sucks fucking pvssies!

*actualy has never listened to the band*
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
 
Old 2005-06-10, 01:12
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wasnt he that dude that said when music production sounded all grainy and shitty, it was kvlt as hell?

No that was Jittery Sniper.I have'nt seen him lately come to think of it.
 
Old 2005-06-10, 01:21
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hahaha. this picture spoke my mind.
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Old 2005-06-10, 01:24
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Yeah, who's puppet was he? As soon as I saw Frog Stomping I thought of him. lol He was a loveable "scurri" person. Matt will get that.
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Old 2005-06-10, 01:28
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I bet his cornhole is grainy and shitty


wow thats so immature its funny. hahahaha. you get 5 points.
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Old 2005-06-10, 02:54
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This thread is open so people can laugh at the idiot. Who would I be to deny that?
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