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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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I've always found these funny.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I keep getting spam messages, and I rarely read them, but this one was hilarious.
Hell0,
d0 Y0U desire 2 master ANY PERFECT BeAuTiFuL G1RL?! JUST ImAgInE!
She'll 1ong to kneel 1n fr0nt of Y0U... @nd UNDERSTAND it! U LARGE PHALLU$! want to check?
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I keep getting spam messages, and I rarely read them, but this one was hilarious.
Hell0,
d0 Y0U desire 2 master ANY PERFECT BeAuTiFuL G1RL?! JUST ImAgInE!
She'll 1ong to kneel 1n fr0nt of Y0U... @nd UNDERSTAND it! U LARGE PHALLU$! want to check?
J|_|$T see - some site that is probably virus ridden.
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Was that email actually soliciting something?
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2007-08-19, 23:14
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Maybe, they had a site, but I never visited it.
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2007-08-20, 00:07
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-08-20, 19:36
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haha..the part that says "with his clothes lying intact inside the cage." leads me to believe he got naked before getting eaten..somehow i doubt the bears would remove his clothes without shredding them to bits.
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Wow! That guy is still the zoo director? He's been at that position for ages. Why the hell did the bears eat him? I understand killng the guy, but aren't bears supposed to be herbivores?
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2007-08-20, 19:59
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I understand killng the guy, but aren't bears supposed to be herbivores?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-08-20, 20:05
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UPDATE: The court has ordered an authopsy be conducted on the body to find out the cause of death. It is at this time unknown whether the dumbass died from injuries caused by the bears, or from fallin into the cage off of the walls of the fort which houses the Belgrade zoo. Though the fact that his clothes lay untouched in the cage should be clue enough, unless he actually got naked on the wall and threw 'em in there.
People have accused the zoo of being responsible for the man's death, because the bear cage doesn't have a roof. The zoo director replied that "the cage hasn't had a roof for 72 years and nothing like this has ever happened". He said that people like to challenge destiny by climbing the walls and risking life and limb. He also said that the only one to blame is a young man looking for an adrenaline rush. He said that it is common knowledge that beasts such as lions and bears are basically killing machines, and though the bears are omnivores, the diet they are fed at the zoo excludes meat due exclusively to their well known aggressiveness.
Various media watchdog groups have accused newspaper editors of disobeying the laws of ethics in that proffession by publishing photos of the young man's nude dismembered body with titles such as "Horror" and "Death at the Zoo", and publishing speculations about how the man died, even though no official cause of death has yet been confirmed. Some articles even speculated that the man was killed first and then thrown into the bear cage.
The newspapers have also been accused of knowingly causing pain and suffering to the man's grief stricken family by publishing the afore mentioned photos and speculations. I'll let you guys know if anything else develops in this story.
I can post the entire article if you'd like, but it's in Serbian, so I don't know how much good that would do for you. I can also look up the pictures of the body, for those of you who are into that kind of thing, haha.
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"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."
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2007-08-20, 20:06
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I wasn't sure. Been a long time since I studdied fucking bears you know .
The article answered my question by the way. Thanks anyway, Homer.
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lmao
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old magazine ads
Old magazine ads
Some of these are funny. Some are just fucked up.
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Old magazine ads
Some of these are funny. Some are just fucked up.
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Those were awesome! Man, people think tobacco companies use misleading advertising today. Fuck showing a bunch of idiots snowboarding and laughing their ass off. Show a doctor having a smoke, and you're good to go. I wish they'd do that again. That would rule!
All those were awesome. The first one was kinda meh, but the line "someday all beer will open this easy" was priceless.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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You do know what NAMBLA stands for?
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Originally Posted by Sigmund Freud:
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."
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You do know what NAMBLA stands for?
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Yes.
I was kidding of course.
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-08-23, 14:43
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Howdoyoufindletterssidebysidetobefunnywithanextra"http://www."infronand".html"andtheend?
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I found out what street Infinty lives on.
Wow, that was lame
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I found out what street Infinty lives on.
Wow, that was lame
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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haha. It's all about the terrible puns.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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EWWW....she's hairy!
HUM IT'S SMELL VAGINA!....are you talking about MY vagina?...Yes! FRESH vagina!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-08-29, 20:48
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haha what the fuck..that guy was getting pretty into it.
how come this and the zombie video are on uk.youtube? shouldn't it be ca.youtube?
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haha what the fuck..that guy was getting pretty into it.
how come this and the zombie video are on uk.youtube? shouldn't it be ca.youtube?
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No fucking idea how this uk bull started in the web address.
edit - after clicking on some more videos..there are all kinds of this fucking guy. lol.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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TEH TIMEZ speaks the truth.
What a dumb bitch, how did the guy with the mic not start laughing hysterically? He's probably use to that shit.
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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My favourite line is "everywhere like such as".
What was she looking at when she started gibbering about "our education over here in the U.S"? Did she spot something shiny in the audience or what? At first I thought she was reading an Autocue, but then I realised how retarded that was; as if some stage hand - even a beauty pageant stage hand - would have actually written this pish.
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My favourite line is "everywhere like such as".
What was she looking at when she started gibbering about "our education over here in the U.S"? Did she spot something shiny in the audience or what? At first I thought she was reading an Autocue, but then I realised how retarded that was; as if some stage hand - even a beauty pageant stage hand - would have actually written this pish.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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i hate liberals and their bullshit
but i also feel that the republican party has lost its' roots
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are you telling us that you have 4 boobs...2 small and 2 bigs
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That'd explain that sort of "far away" look she had on her gormless mug.
EDIT: Fuck, I just clocked what she was looking at - the girl who asked the question. Sorry you cunting retard bitch, I misjudged you!
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Haha on the YouTube page, someone wrote this comment:
in fairness, it is called "the iraq" (al-'iraq) in arabic.
Yeah, like she fuckin' knew that
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ha if i started this thread, it would've been locked or moved. this is funny internet crap.
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no doubt she didn't know that.
ha if i started this thread, it would've been locked or moved. this is funny internet crap.
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blondie... must fuck.... wait, are the chicks in this pageant legal? ::doesn't really care::
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blondie... must fuck.... wait, are the chicks in this pageant legal? ::doesn't really care::
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I think she is 18 dude Now you can have as many guilt-free wanks as you like!
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Stupid people are really funny. I find it fascinating that you get people who are that thick naturally. Are you sure she hasn't had a stroke or something? Maybe it's a SCOPE pageant.
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It's a fucking beauty pageant. What did you expect, dialectical materialism?
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well for starters, she probably is pretty stupid..on top of that, she got asked a random question out of the blue in front of a huge ass crowd with multiple cameras pointed at her with who knows how many people watching on tv.
was a good one though..especially with the subtitles.
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It's a fucking beauty pageant. What did you expect, dialectical materialism?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Republicans are funny
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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she is cute but....there is something wrong....
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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LOLL, hahaha this one of the best cannibal corpse parody i have seen! Tired of ''own interpration of (with pics and non-sens lyric)'' there are like 123342 video of own interpretion of cannibal corpse
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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Haha... Give it a try dude!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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You know those pranks where you stare at an optical illusion for long enough and something will jump out and scare you or you play a game on the internet where you have to go through a maze and the same thing happens. I'm sure all of you have been tricked by this at least once in your lives. Watch this this little girl get Pwn3d!
Documentary on some of the most Brutal Torture Devices in History
This doesn't really count as funny... it's just fucking sweet
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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"Put them in the Iron Maiden."
"Iron Maiden?! Excellent!"
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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"Put them in the Iron Maiden."
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lol
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Haha, fucking awesome.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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This is what would happen if www.CNN.com was run by blacks
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! LMAO!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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fucking tell me about it. my grandma was here when it played. luckily she didn't hear what it said.
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