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Old 2007-08-17, 19:23
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Don't know if this was posted, but I found this interesting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXtyYiI5HDk Corpsegrinder likes WoW



haha that's some funny shit... he said his user account...it almost makes me want to get that game and make a player called chris barnes and kill him.
 
Old 2007-08-17, 21:18
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-08-18, 09:01
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Old 2007-08-19, 13:09
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I've always found these funny.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-08-19, 22:07
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I keep getting spam messages, and I rarely read them, but this one was hilarious.

Hell0,

d0 Y0U desire 2 master ANY PERFECT BeAuTiFuL G1RL?! JUST ImAgInE!

She'll 1ong to kneel 1n fr0nt of Y0U... @nd UNDERSTAND it! U LARGE PHALLU$! want to check?

J|_|$T see - some site that is probably virus ridden.

Sincerely yours,
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Old 2007-08-19, 23:10
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I keep getting spam messages, and I rarely read them, but this one was hilarious.

Hell0,

d0 Y0U desire 2 master ANY PERFECT BeAuTiFuL G1RL?! JUST ImAgInE!

She'll 1ong to kneel 1n fr0nt of Y0U... @nd UNDERSTAND it! U LARGE PHALLU$! want to check?

J|_|$T see - some site that is probably virus ridden.

Sincerely yours,
Donald

lmao
Was that email actually soliciting something?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-08-19, 23:14
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Maybe, they had a site, but I never visited it.
 
Old 2007-08-20, 00:07
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wtf...LOL this is like email who try to sell viagra, xanas and valuum
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Old 2007-08-20, 18:27
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europ...reut/index.html

""There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters."

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-08-20, 19:36
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haha..the part that says "with his clothes lying intact inside the cage." leads me to believe he got naked before getting eaten..somehow i doubt the bears would remove his clothes without shredding them to bits.
 
Old 2007-08-20, 19:50
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europ...reut/index.html

""There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters."



Wow! That guy is still the zoo director? He's been at that position for ages. Why the hell did the bears eat him? I understand killng the guy, but aren't bears supposed to be herbivores?
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Old 2007-08-20, 19:59
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I understand killng the guy, but aren't bears supposed to be herbivores?




Most, if not all bears are omnivores.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-08-20, 20:05
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UPDATE: The court has ordered an authopsy be conducted on the body to find out the cause of death. It is at this time unknown whether the dumbass died from injuries caused by the bears, or from fallin into the cage off of the walls of the fort which houses the Belgrade zoo. Though the fact that his clothes lay untouched in the cage should be clue enough, unless he actually got naked on the wall and threw 'em in there.

People have accused the zoo of being responsible for the man's death, because the bear cage doesn't have a roof. The zoo director replied that "the cage hasn't had a roof for 72 years and nothing like this has ever happened". He said that people like to challenge destiny by climbing the walls and risking life and limb. He also said that the only one to blame is a young man looking for an adrenaline rush. He said that it is common knowledge that beasts such as lions and bears are basically killing machines, and though the bears are omnivores, the diet they are fed at the zoo excludes meat due exclusively to their well known aggressiveness.

Various media watchdog groups have accused newspaper editors of disobeying the laws of ethics in that proffession by publishing photos of the young man's nude dismembered body with titles such as "Horror" and "Death at the Zoo", and publishing speculations about how the man died, even though no official cause of death has yet been confirmed. Some articles even speculated that the man was killed first and then thrown into the bear cage.

The newspapers have also been accused of knowingly causing pain and suffering to the man's grief stricken family by publishing the afore mentioned photos and speculations. I'll let you guys know if anything else develops in this story.

I can post the entire article if you'd like, but it's in Serbian, so I don't know how much good that would do for you. I can also look up the pictures of the body, for those of you who are into that kind of thing, haha.
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Old 2007-08-20, 20:06
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Most, if not all bears are omnivores.


I wasn't sure. Been a long time since I studdied fucking bears you know .

The article answered my question by the way. Thanks anyway, Homer.
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Old 2007-08-20, 21:00
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not really funny internet crap..more like just internet crap. some guy playing on a homemade big ass flying v.

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuse...videoid=8749928
 
Old 2007-08-22, 06:52
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lmao
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-08-22, 09:02
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Talking Old magazine ads

Old magazine ads

Some of these are funny. Some are just fucked up.

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4 (Douching with Lysol? wtf!?!?)
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-08-22, 12:33
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Old magazine ads

Some of these are funny. Some are just fucked up.

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4 (Douching with Lysol? wtf!?!?)
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Those were awesome! Man, people think tobacco companies use misleading advertising today. Fuck showing a bunch of idiots snowboarding and laughing their ass off. Show a doctor having a smoke, and you're good to go. I wish they'd do that again. That would rule!

All those were awesome. The first one was kinda meh, but the line "someday all beer will open this easy" was priceless.
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Old 2007-08-22, 13:06
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-08-22, 14:09
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haha i had to save that schlitz one..i've never seen beer cans like that before.
 
Old 2007-08-22, 19:27
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You do know what NAMBLA stands for?
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Old 2007-08-22, 20:33
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You do know what NAMBLA stands for?

Yes.
I was kidding of course.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-08-23, 14:33
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-08-23, 14:43
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Howdoyoufindletterssidebysidetobefunnywithanextra"http://www."infronand".html"andtheend?
 
Old 2007-08-24, 08:18
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I found out what street Infinty lives on.





Wow, that was lame
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-08-24, 15:33
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I found out what street Infinty lives on.





Wow, that was lame


haha. It's all about the terrible puns.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-08-24, 20:59
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haha. It's all about the terrible puns.

What puns?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-08-27, 10:02
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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Old 2007-08-27, 20:45
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EWWW....she's hairy!

HUM IT'S SMELL VAGINA!....are you talking about MY vagina?...Yes! FRESH vagina!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Old 2007-08-29, 20:39
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This isn't my video, but it's taken at local bar.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7HW3tR7SOHI
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-08-29, 20:48
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haha what the fuck..that guy was getting pretty into it.

how come this and the zombie video are on uk.youtube? shouldn't it be ca.youtube?
 
Old 2007-08-29, 21:11
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haha what the fuck..that guy was getting pretty into it.

how come this and the zombie video are on uk.youtube? shouldn't it be ca.youtube?


No fucking idea how this uk bull started in the web address.

edit - after clicking on some more videos..there are all kinds of this fucking guy. lol.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.

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Old 2007-08-29, 21:27
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A contestant in a beauty pageant is asked for her take on why 1/5 Americans can't locate the U.S on a map. Here's her reply:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII

 
Old 2007-08-29, 21:30
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Old 2007-08-29, 21:35
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http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c...85146604945.jpg

found that on 4chan some time ago...thought it was pretty funny. i just posted it in some religious thread on a different forum. figured i'd put it up here since i'd qualify it as funny internet crap.
 
Old 2007-08-29, 21:53
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what a dumb bitch...though couldn't this have just gone in the funny internet crap?
 
Old 2007-08-29, 21:56
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though couldn't this have just gone in the funny internet crap?

yeah. its not THAT shocking. fucking beauty pageants...

anyway. better off: pornstar.
 
Old 2007-08-29, 22:02
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She's the reason that involuntary sterilization should be legal......
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Old 2007-08-29, 22:03
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Oh man, that made me cringe. This should go in worrying internet crap.
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No, this should just go in CRAP.
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Old 2007-08-29, 22:18
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anyway. better off: pornstar.

LOL
TEH TIMEZ speaks the truth.

What a dumb bitch, how did the guy with the mic not start laughing hysterically? He's probably use to that shit.
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Old 2007-08-29, 22:45
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My favourite line is "everywhere like such as".

What was she looking at when she started gibbering about "our education over here in the U.S"? Did she spot something shiny in the audience or what? At first I thought she was reading an Autocue, but then I realised how retarded that was; as if some stage hand - even a beauty pageant stage hand - would have actually written this pish.
 
Old 2007-08-29, 22:46
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Old 2007-08-29, 22:56
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The saw this on the news last night...I wonder is she could find America on the map.
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My favourite line is "everywhere like such as".

What was she looking at when she started gibbering about "our education over here in the U.S"? Did she spot something shiny in the audience or what? At first I thought she was reading an Autocue, but then I realised how retarded that was; as if some stage hand - even a beauty pageant stage hand - would have actually written this pish.

Maybe they did write something, but she can't read.
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Maybe they did write something, but she can't read.

That'd explain that sort of "far away" look she had on her gormless mug.

EDIT: Fuck, I just clocked what she was looking at - the girl who asked the question. Sorry you cunting retard bitch, I misjudged you!

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Haha on the YouTube page, someone wrote this comment:

in fairness, it is called "the iraq" (al-'iraq) in arabic.

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no doubt she didn't know that.

ha if i started this thread, it would've been locked or moved. this is funny internet crap.
 
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no doubt she didn't know that.

ha if i started this thread, it would've been locked or moved. this is funny internet crap.

Fuck, I didn't think of posting it there...maybe a mod can merge this thread with the other one? Or just delete it? I think it's had its run
 
Old 2007-08-30, 06:07
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blondie... must fuck.... wait, are the chicks in this pageant legal? ::doesn't really care::
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blondie... must fuck.... wait, are the chicks in this pageant legal? ::doesn't really care::

I think she is 18 dude Now you can have as many guilt-free wanks as you like!
 
Old 2007-08-30, 10:56
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Stupid people are really funny. I find it fascinating that you get people who are that thick naturally. Are you sure she hasn't had a stroke or something? Maybe it's a SCOPE pageant.
 
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Old 2007-08-30, 15:32
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well for starters, she probably is pretty stupid..on top of that, she got asked a random question out of the blue in front of a huge ass crowd with multiple cameras pointed at her with who knows how many people watching on tv.

was a good one though..especially with the subtitles.
 
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I don't think we're laughing because we had high expectations for her which turned out to be wrong, she's just such a monumentally dizzy bitch. And laughing at other people's misfortunes/shortcomings takes my mind off my own
 
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Old 2007-08-31, 22:54
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haha. Those Chinese will eat anything.

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http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/pla...=49799&src=news
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RIP moe.

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Old 2007-09-02, 17:17
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
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LOLL, hahaha this one of the best cannibal corpse parody i have seen! Tired of ''own interpration of (with pics and non-sens lyric)'' there are like 123342 video of own interpretion of cannibal corpse
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Haha... Give it a try dude!
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-09-03, 00:15
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You know those pranks where you stare at an optical illusion for long enough and something will jump out and scare you or you play a game on the internet where you have to go through a maze and the same thing happens. I'm sure all of you have been tricked by this at least once in your lives. Watch this this little girl get Pwn3d!


Documentary on some of the most Brutal Torture Devices in History
This doesn't really count as funny... it's just fucking sweet
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Documentary on some of the most Brutal Torture Devices in History
This doesn't really count as funny... it's just fucking sweet


"Put them in the Iron Maiden."

"Iron Maiden?! Excellent!"
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lol
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?f...ideoid=17503687

not the funniest thing ever, but i got a little chuckle out of it. best part is when the person stops the slide..the dog looks up at them until it turns back on again.
 
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Haha, fucking awesome.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-09-10, 07:05
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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this may have been posted before...but...its still too fucking funny!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_eRuipx1w0
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Here's an Icelandic phone advert that's causing a bit of a stir at the moment, pretty funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmOYxB0n_eI

Edit: I can't translate but the plot is pretty obvious.
 
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this may have been posted before...but...its still too fucking funny!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_eRuipx1w0

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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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RIP moe.
 
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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http://www.break.com/index/paris-hi...phone-call.html

normally don't give a shit about celebrities..but was just farting around break.com and found this. the end is the best, so you gotta hear the whole thing.

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fucking tell me about it. my grandma was here when it played. luckily she didn't hear what it said.
 
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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haha who the fuck would try and pull that when there is clearly a camera pointed right there? chuckled..but i think it was fake. the way he was looking around back and forth like he was excited and laughing just seemed like overacting.
 
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Posts: 8,633
Quote:
Originally Posted by xgrafcorex
fucking tell me about it. my grandma was here when it played. luckily she didn't hear what it said.


haha. Yeah, you don't want to get kicked out of her house so soon.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.

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