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these last few posts weren't very funny at all.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6596163.stm
richard gere done gone an done it now. india has issued a warrant for his arrest after he kissed that bollywood/big brother lady shilpa shetty on the cheek a few times at an aids rally. public display of affection is pretty taboo there and people were pissed. they even burned effigies of gere.  |
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6596163.stm
richard gere done gone an done it now. india has issued a warrant for his arrest after he kissed that bollywood/big brother lady shilpa shetty on the cheek a few times at an aids rally. public display of affection is pretty taboo there and people were pissed. they even burned effigies of gere. |
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It is. At 6:23 in the video, he says to contact Little City studios. Their information checks out, here: http://www.littlecity.org/
Merrill Howard Kalin is the single best thing to happen to the cooking show since. He is fucking gorgeous and I have sent his video to many, many people because I love his big broken retarded entirety.
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"Helping children and adults with mental retardation and other developmental, emotional and/or behavioral challenges live meaningful and happy lives with dignity and respect."
Lol yeah right. I personally did not laugh that much at him, I felt a bit slack. I mean he's fucking human. I did however laugh when he talked about apples and fucked up what he was saying. Is his life a predicament? Or a bliss? |
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His show gets better each watch though. haha.
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What they needed was parents NOT to plan the fucking thing.
Me and my sis used to be the party hearty mother fuckers. Every like 6 months my parents would go away for a weekend and we would have some of the biggest parties ever. Granted we knew everyone but there would be at least 50-100 people there. THe last one we had was this triple kegger and my parents found out because my dumb sister "hid" the kegs underneith the camper trailer as if that was fucking hiding them. I mean my parents knew about all the other ones and weren't pissed why this time i have no idea.
I was reminded the other week when i hung out with one of my good friends that my parents BANNED my friends (like my good good friends) from ever showing up at the house again.
Needless to say me and my parents weren't on good speaking terms after that.
Apparently to them kegger parties are no big deal, but once you get up to 3 kegs shit hits the fan. Although like usual, nothing broke, stolen, and the house was cleaned up probably better than when they left.
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hahah the first thing that comes to mind is "nnneerrrds!" - ogre
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THIS IS TOO FANTASTIC.
Story by numbers.
1) Man runs overseas funding department of US government.
2) Department oversees policies which claim recipient organisations must be staunchly anti-prostitution and promotes abstinence over things that work.
3) Man gets busted dipping his wick in call-girl scandal.
4) FBS laughs gales.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/...est/6612529.stm
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well the guy in sudan that was forced to marry a goat after he was caught fucking it is single. the goat died after eating scraps in the street and choking on plastic bag.
the story is actually one of the most read articles on the bbc wesite ever!
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Hmm. She was singled out? What stupid cunts rich people are. A few years ago I got an underage drinking ticket in Texas. If I hadn't done my alcohol education classes I'd have spent time in a Texas jail or prison. If I'd complained that I was being singled out and punished unfairly, not a single fucker would be around to hear it. Everybody else in the same situation has the same deal; if the court tells you to do something, and you don't do it, you get put in a fucking cell. What a dumbshit cunt of a mother; the daughter goes without saying.
So much so that I'd honestly believe that she's dumb enough to forget that her license was suspended, on top of which she'd signed documents acknowledging her awareness of that fact. It's probably a lie, but it's that incredible case where it might not actually be. Crazy world. Crazy cunts in a crazy world.
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This video has been posted, and posted, and reposted.
Its a great video. In fact this guys other videos are fucking hilarious as shit.
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I watched the other one and laughed my ass off at the ridiculousness of it, but this takes the cake.
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That was fun....beat it my first try though.
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2007-05-09, 21:59
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Die Young.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-05-10, 06:05
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2007-05-10, 06:35
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2007-05-10, 06:55
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I am a tax on the world..
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Ha, those are the nicest cops in the world.....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2007-05-10, 07:21
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New Blood
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BEACH BALLS!!!
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music expresses which words cant emulate
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2007-05-10, 12:30
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Slayer of dumb cunts
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Who said the police/the man doens't serve little people? pfff
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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2007-05-10, 19:27
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2007-05-10, 21:06
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2007-05-10, 21:28
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2007-05-10, 21:30
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Doh, I was wondering why I found it so familiar. |
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2007-05-11, 08:35
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Supreme Metalhead
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2007-05-11, 10:51
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Doh, I was wondering why I found it so familiar. |
Lulz. Pond.
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2007-05-12, 11:40
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Pirate Lawd
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AHAHAHAAA SHIT!
AWWWAWAAHAHAAAAA!!!!! That is great! |
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2007-05-12, 12:35
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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FEAR TEH CROCODUCKZ!
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2007-05-12, 13:12
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Lulz. Pond.
O great Funny Internet Thread contributer, pond.
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2007-05-14, 01:38
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2007-05-14, 05:29
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She recorded it because she wanted to, the lying skank. 
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DETH TOLL!!!
Keep checking for new crap.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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2007-05-14, 15:18
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6653167.stm
what the fuck were these teachers thinking? they staged a school attack to see how the kids (about 11 years old) would react in a situation like that. i think planning ahead is great..but not without letting people know, and also they shouldn't have told the kids it wasn't a drill.
the school hasn't decided on what action it will take..but if i were any of those teachers, i'd already be looking for a new career.
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2007-05-14, 17:17
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6653167.stm
what the fuck were these teachers thinking? they staged a school attack to see how the kids (about 11 years old) would react in a situation like that. i think planning ahead is great..but not without letting people know, and also they shouldn't have told the kids it wasn't a drill.
the school hasn't decided on what action it will take..but if i were any of those teachers, i'd already be looking for a new career.
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Thats fucking bullshit.
Hell that teacher in like boston or something was teaching class and pretended to shoot people with his hands was fired the next day and that was college. He was trying to use the VA tech incident (2 days before) to bring upt he topic of gun control.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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2007-05-14, 18:31
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hmm i didn't hear about that teacher in boston..sounds like some bullshit to me. i could see these people in the recent incident getting fired because it could've traumatized some of the kids. they were freaking out and crying. the guy "shooting" with his hands and fingers is nothing...little kids do that shit all the time when playing around. i know i've done it, i'm sure most kids have.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/6653277.stm
chrysler gets the axe from daimlerchrysler. the company that purchased it can make a ton of money off they deal if they can turn chrysler around. good luck! |
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2007-05-16, 22:49
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2007-05-17, 22:02
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2007-05-17, 22:08
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Die Young.
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haha, you are terrible.
Internal Decapitation? BRUTAL AS FUCK.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-05-18, 00:59
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2007-05-18, 17:32
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2007-05-18, 17:43
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2007-05-18, 19:56
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2007-05-18, 20:15
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Die Young.
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haha, that was enjoyable.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-05-20, 16:49
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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2007-05-20, 18:14
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thank god its fake. Its fake, right? right guys???
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Incidentally, one second after that pic loaded, a voice on my tv said "on the other side of that fence, is freedom." i found this little situation to be pretty damn funny. |
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2007-05-21, 08:08
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thank god its fake. Its fake, right? right guys???
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Incidentally, one second after that pic loaded, a voice on my tv said "on the other side of that fence, is freedom." i found this little situation to be pretty damn funny. |
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2007-05-21, 10:24
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2007-05-21, 14:49
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haha that's really well done.
Nobody responded in the YouTube thread, so I'll try this here.
http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmes...?topic_id=42585
Surely tons have seen these but it's an archive, so it's very convenient and compact humor.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2007-05-21, 16:27
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Fuck yeah I don't see how it is funny but who cares. RAMBO! |
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2007-05-21, 16:52
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Fuck yes. Rambo kicks major amounts of ass.
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2007-05-21, 18:47
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nigger, i hate jews, I have a bomb on my chest and I'm going to kill the President of America, nigger, nigger, I rape children, death to america.
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2007-05-22, 18:32
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Die Young.
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I must say, after viewing many Swedish comedy videos you've posted...it's all terrible. lol.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Golfer flies to his demise
Although its not really funny when somebody dies this is pretty funny. Not to mention what a way to go hah.
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