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You could've gave us a better warning then that. I think I got a virus...
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Gays are hilarious! I mean, how many guys can you say you received a blow job from? They are pwning men left and right.
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WORST Nirvana cover EVER!
Look at that bitch, acting like a fucking star, whilst she couldn't even get that 'hello' part right. And at the end roll over the floor for dramatic effect, BAHA.
Be sure to check out the solo.
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thank you. ive watched this countless times already.the funniest part of that whole video is how the guitar player pretends he's having technical difficulties everytime the song hits the chorus. heh i guess his amp just happened to cut out everytime that riff came up. the girl rolling on the floor was huge as well.  |
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This is even funnier when you understand what she says in the beginning.
"Hello everybody, it's Lorie!"
"Can you tell us a little abour your upcoming album?"
"We're really gonna lock ourselves up in a studio, in the USA during the summer.We will evolved both musically and lyrically (sp?)...
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1)Get a fog machine, like the one KISS uses, and light up in class. If they
suspect you're smoking weed, blast 'em with your fog machine. Use it for
cover when you run out of the door.
2)Act stupid so you can get thrown into the "Special Ed" class. Usually the
teacher is worse off than the students, and you're "special" -- no matter
what you do (or smoke).
3)Do one-hits while dissecting fetal pigs in Biology class. The
formaldehyde overpowers the skunk weed, 2 to 1. (While you're at it, cut off
one of the front feet to use for a roach-clip later).
4)Push out the fake acoustic tiles in the hallway ceiling, then have
someone boost you up there. Crawl around and explore while roasting that
doobie.
5)Find a way up to the roof. Bring lounge chairs, kick back and relax.
(When's the last time you saw the assistant principal trying to make siege
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7)If all else fails, simply set the school on fire. The thick, billowing
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Oh yeah, it's that holiday with the human-sized bunny rabbit?
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Close. It involves Jesus, yes, but the host of this holiday is a reletively obese man in a red suit who spends the whole year up in a very cold area where he gets free heat, gas, electricity, and all your usual utilities and he doesn't have to pay any taxes.
Of course his elves are mighty pissed because they have to build thousands upon thousands of X box 360's and PS3's and Wii's for all the young children. Elf exclaims, "I remember a time when you could give those brats a wooden horse and they would shut up. But now if they don't get their 'Ohmibod' it's the end of the world." haha.
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..... I'd like to see a porno with that ohmibod thing.... a woman listens to some As I Lay Dying.... does nothing for her. But then she listens to some Death..... *orgasmic moaning*
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Holy fuck! Imagine the cunt on some Cryptopsy or Nile!
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Yup. Still confuses the hell out of me.
..... I'd like to see a porno with that ohmibod thing.... a woman listens to some As I Lay Dying.... does nothing for her. But then she listens to some Death..... *orgasmic moaning*
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Im a quadraplegic.
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Holy fuck! Imagine the cunt on some Cryptopsy or Nile!
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"Simply plug OhMiBod into your iPod® or any music player and it automatically vibrates to the rhythm and intensity of the music."
Holy fuck! Imagine the cunt on some Cryptopsy or Nile!
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Maybe crackheads, people get on crack man they do odd shit.
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Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
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are you telling us that you have 4 boobs...2 small and 2 bigs
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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posted by Swineguy:
"I saw a video once with someone rubbing and licking a nice big set of pig balls. I SO wanted to be there. I'd love to feel my own sack and more against some giant piggy balls like that too."
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Ewwwww!!!! You are a bad man, Blizzard! BAD!
And people think gays are an abomination.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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haha, that's fucking pathetic.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Just about everything, but I was referring to your beastforum.com post.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Just about everything, but I was referring to your beastforum.com post.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEV_FYzODwY
totally bizzare. this is an old manowar interview on what looks like an old childrens/family orientated talkshow.
man its funny, manowar takes questions from children and parents regarding thier music.
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Jesus Christ, that guiy is rrrripped. Like, totally massive......... his penis is small, though.
"One must not sacrifice the mass of their manhood for the mass of their arms, legs, abdomen, and chest."
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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I want to jump through 20 years and fucking choke this guy. hes pissing me off (the guy sitting next to Zappa)
I must definately say Frank Zappa is completely and totally handling this like a fucking pro. Most impressive.
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As i continue to watch this.. jesus fucking christ, THANK YOU FRANK ZAPPA ha.. fucking logic and good articulate arguments. Sticking to topics... fucking jesus. we need more frank zappas.
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Just watched it. Very fucking interesting indeed. Agreed with what TM said, Mr. Zappa is highly impressive. |
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awesome video man! thanks for posting it. that guy from the dc post sure was a dick! its funny how he had a couple pages of notes he must've prepared for this interview and zappa just showed up with his ideas that he's had. |
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You all must listen Mr. Bergis!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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This reminds me of somethign i must get out!!!! The FORMER Metaltabs.com.
I'm fucking locked onto you metaltabs... what you used to be... You used to be a NU METAL TABBING WEBSITE!!!! I have evidence to prove this as well.. DUN DUN DUUUU......
*the fucking suspense*
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I have more evidence than this.. but this is just one example...
Look at the tabs that were sent in.
Click here!!!!
I found this at drill while iwas searching around... Gotcha right where i want ya!
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I have more evidence than this.. but this is just one example...
Look at the tabs that were sent in.
Click here!!!!
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Wow, that's crazy!!!
..... just one Disturbed tab? C'mon!
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Wow, that's crazy!!!
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If you click ont he links on the side you can see what they have. And its much more evidence of so haha. I looked at some tabs and was liek WHOA.
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If you click ont he links on the side you can see what they have. And its much more evidence of so haha. I looked at some tabs and was liek WHOA.
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I want to jump through 20 years and fucking choke this guy. hes pissing me off (the guy sitting next to Zappa)
I must definately say Frank Zappa is completely and totally handling this like a fucking pro. Most impressive.
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that lofton guy is a total fucking weasal, i loved how hurt he sounded when the old show host on the left turned on him midway thru the show.
the way the guy got owned tit-for-tat was amazing, it sucks that guys like zappa die early but soul-sucking, wussified,tupay wearing motherfuckers like lofton still roam the earth.
only the insects will inherit the earth.
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Interesting! Very cool indeed, even though I'm not a fan of Zappa's.
I think those guys are very close-minded, and are part of the problem which makes media so over-dramatic and brainwashing. They are very intelligent though, and outspoke, Funny when Lofton calls him an idiot, he cracks.
If I was Zappa, I would swear my ass off and walk out, fuck putting up with that shit.
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OH. MY. GOD.
FUCKING HAHAHAHA. Jesus. I'm checking all of em out. Dude. The third callback in Nascar is just... Wow. He goes fucking nuts.
Who is this Bergis fellow??
edit2: OMFG. The Gay school... BAHAHAHAHA His kid picks up the phone!
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Look at the tabs that were sent in.
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WhaaA?? Bad link..  .
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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This reminds me of somethign i must get out!!!! The FORMER Metaltabs.com.
I'm fucking locked onto you metaltabs... what you used to be... You used to be a NU METAL TABBING WEBSITE!!!! I have evidence to prove this as well.. DUN DUN DUUUU......
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Yeah, we used to be a Pantera site back in the day. Guess someone else used to have the URL.
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