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SWEET! that game and the super one (a link to the past) are my all-time favorites! whenever my life would get boring, id go live Link's for a while .
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SWEET! that game and the super one (a link to the past) are my all-time favorites! whenever my life would get boring, id go live Link's for a while .
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alas! this is the funny internet crap thread, not the official metaltabs console games thread or whatever it's called. >.>
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yeah, but a little side-tracked sub topic never hurt anyone .
i was looking for the new Wintersun album and came across this:
Not our Wintersun
i thought it was funny, cause they probably dont know how completely PWNT the name "wintersun" is in the metal world. hehe.
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yeah, but a little side-tracked sub topic never hurt anyone .
i was looking for the new Wintersun album and came across this:
Not our Wintersun
i thought it was funny, cause they probably dont know how completely PWNT the name "wintersun" is in the metal world. hehe.
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Edit - Just as good as Tom Petty.
http://www.steakandcheese.com/conte...3&Type=1&Page=1
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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That's a good parody right there.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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everyone should see his movie when it comes out. i fuckin love borat.
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As do I. Sasha Cohen definantly is the funniest man alive in my opinion. I could watch his shit for ever.
Haha... You know Borat says "Jak się masz" for greeting and "Dzięnkuje" as farewell? These literally mean "How are you" and "Thank you" (respectively) in Polish (even though he plays a kazakhstani character ). Cracks me up every time.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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That kid has the best techniques ive ever seen
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, thats great.
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This pic reminds me, what percentage of the photos on rotten.com do you think are real? There are some prettttty gory ones on there, namely the one of the man who allegedly, blew off his face but did not die. They have a tube sticking down into teh red mass.
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Not only was he alive (and has remained very much alive) but he was CONSCIOUS when that happened. The post was basically a giant man-sized splinter - it missed all the signficant organs and (more importantly) arteries. From memory he was on a motorbike.
Either way, it's a fucking awesome picture.
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Not only was he alive (and has remained very much alive) but he was CONSCIOUS when that happened. The post was basically a giant man-sized splinter - it missed all the signficant organs and (more importantly) arteries. From memory he was on a motorbike.
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i saw a video on one of those "extreme video" shows they play here. two guys in vietnam or somewhere in that area were riding on a bike or scooter and were trying to swerve around through traffic and they got impaled on a beam sticking out from the back of a truck. actually i can't remember if it was just one or two of them. i know there were two on teh bike. but they showed him sitting there concious with it through the lower mid section of his abdomen off to the side a bit. ouch!
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
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I could only watch taht for about 30 seconds.
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you missed it, check out the crowd in there towards the end of the vid
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-10-12, 06:25
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I didn't know CROWNED were touring eastern America?!
But LOL at the corn/alien fucked up shit in the audience.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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wtf man...that is really gay
btw its not on internet but, smoke a lot of pot and watch Ace Ventura movies....oh damn man
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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AAAAAH MAAAN...ITS GROSS
because of you i dont know if i want kids again!!!!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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That is pretty much what I expected it to look like. However, I did not realize the woman would bleed THAT FUCKING MUCH. No wonder they always seem tired right after giving birth.
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Originally Posted by Darko
Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
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Jesus christ, that's fucking disgusting.
Still, pretty informative though. I've never seen childbirth before.
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Placenta.
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Human placenta tastes very similar to beef, with a springy texture similar to the heart. A variety of recipes are known to exist for preparing placenta for eating.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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I've never seen childbirth before.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Still, pretty informative though. I've never seen childbirth before.
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Thats cause you had your eyes closed.
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Originally Posted by Darko
Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
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Fucking meh man.
What's so funny about this?
Terrible music.
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Not only was he alive (and has remained very much alive) but he was CONSCIOUS when that happened. The post was basically a giant man-sized splinter - it missed all the signficant organs and (more importantly) arteries. From memory he was on a motorbike.
Either way, it's a fucking awesome picture.
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Significant organs?!??! IT WENT THROUGH HIS BALLS!!!!!!
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Significant organs?!??! IT WENT THROUGH HIS BALLS!!!!!!
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You can live without your balls. MEDICALLY significant.
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Yeah, I know
However, medicine should catch up to physics and mathematics, as it is equally important and trailing quite a bit. (Unrelated, possible bitch reply?)
Found this fucking funny (I think) video. World Record trampoline jump. I was thinking..."What the fuck is he doing with a basketball?" I found out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnBf6HTizYc
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Holy motherfucking moly.
Oh yeah, I love this .
'D-murda' singing some 'get down with the sickness'-song. He's so extreme.
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http://www.theaustralian.news.com.a...46-1702,00.html
heard them talking about it on the BBC earlier. this guy in the us has a famous picasso painting "the dream". he bought it for less than 50 million usd and was going to sell it for a little under 140 million!!! the deal was finalized and everything. that would make it the most expensive painting in the world. well before it changed hands..the owner was showing some friends the painting and was waving his arms around excitedly and accidentally knocked a silver dollar sized whole in the painting with his elbow!!
needless to say..the deal is off as per a mutual agreement and the painting is being repaired but will not be worth nearly as much.
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http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/bl...ewsitemID=60532
I don't know how funny this is, it really pisses me off personally. I hate when they try to bastardize music to coax teens into religion. CHRIST GODAMN SHIT.
I wonder if NHOE and ZERTON went...they are probably brainwashed church attenders now.
Oh well, at least some church pews got destroyed.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Meh, it's different for some reason, this church's attempt to convert younger people. I'd probably go, too, if there were some good or at least decent bands playing, if you did get in for free.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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haha thats pretty funny in a way. pretty ballsy i guess for a preacher/pastor .. i've been to a show in a church..but it was a ska show, and there was no sermon..or else i missed it.
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http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/bl...ewsitemID=60532
I don't know how funny this is, it really pisses me off personally. I hate when they try to bastardize music to coax teens into religion. CHRIST GODAMN SHIT.
I wonder if NHOE and ZERTON went...they are probably brainwashed church attenders now.
Oh well, at least some church pews got destroyed.
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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My favorite's Dungeons and Christwagons.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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i watced it for almost 5 minutes expecting it change,LMFAO.
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