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Old 2006-10-02, 04:51
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SWEET! that game and the super one (a link to the past) are my all-time favorites! whenever my life would get boring, id go live Link's for a while .
 
Old 2006-10-02, 04:54
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Old 2006-10-02, 04:58
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SWEET! that game and the super one (a link to the past) are my all-time favorites! whenever my life would get boring, id go live Link's for a while .

i just finished lttp and oot a while ago, and mm now..i'm having some type of..zelda marathon. haha. </nerd>
alas! this is the funny internet crap thread, not the official metaltabs console games thread or whatever it's called. >.>
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Old 2006-10-02, 04:58
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-10-02, 05:00
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Old 2006-10-02, 06:44
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this is the funny internet crap thread, not the official metaltabs console games thread or whatever it's called. >.>

yeah, but a little side-tracked sub topic never hurt anyone .

i was looking for the new Wintersun album and came across this:

Not our Wintersun

i thought it was funny, cause they probably dont know how completely PWNT the name "wintersun" is in the metal world. hehe.
 
Old 2006-10-02, 14:57
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Old 2006-10-02, 15:00
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my friend just showed me this

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Old 2006-10-02, 15:34
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Old 2006-10-02, 16:04
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yeah, but a little side-tracked sub topic never hurt anyone .

i was looking for the new Wintersun album and came across this:

Not our Wintersun

i thought it was funny, cause they probably dont know how completely PWNT the name "wintersun" is in the metal world. hehe.



haha, I smell a lawsuit by Jari.


Edit - Just as good as Tom Petty.
http://www.steakandcheese.com/conte...3&Type=1&Page=1
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.

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Old 2006-10-02, 18:47
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Old 2006-10-02, 19:22
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Old 2006-10-02, 19:31
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Old 2006-10-02, 19:37
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haha, I smell a lawsuit by Jari.


Edit - Just as good as Tom Petty.
http://www.steakandcheese.com/conte...3&Type=1&Page=1

Wow. That's pretty good. Maybe he and the drummer from Def Leperd should form a duet together called "Right to Bare Arms."


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Old 2006-10-02, 23:43
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-10-03, 00:06
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haha that is awesome

I hope he doesnt turn out like me
 
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2006-10-03, 01:14
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finally you post videos that make me laugh,nice job
 
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Old 2006-10-05, 01:14
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fucking great video
i cant wait for the next one

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1701165
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Old 2006-10-05, 01:22
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Old 2006-10-05, 02:47
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-10-05, 10:48
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Old 2006-10-05, 12:06
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its reminds me of 90% of the American teens
 
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Old 2006-10-05, 15:36
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Old 2006-10-05, 17:16
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Good lord, it's like MTV threw up all over this dude.
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Old 2006-10-05, 20:07
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everyone should see his movie when it comes out. i fuckin love borat.
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Old 2006-10-05, 23:55
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Old 2006-10-06, 00:32
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haha hell yea! i can't wait to see that movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHRqe9L56t4&NR
 
Old 2006-10-06, 21:13
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watch and listen to the whole thing
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Old 2006-10-06, 22:14
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
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everyone should see his movie when it comes out. i fuckin love borat.

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As do I. Sasha Cohen definantly is the funniest man alive in my opinion. I could watch his shit for ever.

Haha... You know Borat says "Jak się masz" for greeting and "Dzięnkuje" as farewell? These literally mean "How are you" and "Thank you" (respectively) in Polish (even though he plays a kazakhstani character ). Cracks me up every time.

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Some funny stuff. The newer tuff, except for the currently new cartoon, aren't so good.
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Old 2006-10-08, 01:59
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-10-08, 02:26
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That kid has the best techniques ive ever seen

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Oh my god, that is the first good episode of South Park I've seen in a while.


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Farting Preacher is better in my opinion

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Old 2006-10-08, 21:03
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Emo Assualt Squad

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Old 2006-10-08, 21:53
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Old 2006-10-08, 22:16
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Old 2006-10-09, 22:52
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
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Ahh, AHH! no! Good god, what's keeping that man alive, or did he die?
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Old 2006-10-09, 23:10
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
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Wierd pictures I found. One of them I found on the taborama forum, and the second one was made by someone on that forum. Creepy.

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This pic reminds me, what percentage of the photos on rotten.com do you think are real? There are some prettttty gory ones on there, namely the one of the man who allegedly, blew off his face but did not die. They have a tube sticking down into teh red mass.
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Ahh, AHH! no! Good god, what's keeping that man alive, or did he die?


Not only was he alive (and has remained very much alive) but he was CONSCIOUS when that happened. The post was basically a giant man-sized splinter - it missed all the signficant organs and (more importantly) arteries. From memory he was on a motorbike.

Either way, it's a fucking awesome picture.
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haha crazy fucking cat... i've always been more of a dog person, but cats definetly do some funny shit.
 
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Not only was he alive (and has remained very much alive) but he was CONSCIOUS when that happened. The post was basically a giant man-sized splinter - it missed all the signficant organs and (more importantly) arteries. From memory he was on a motorbike.

Either way, it's a fucking awesome picture.


i saw a video on one of those "extreme video" shows they play here. two guys in vietnam or somewhere in that area were riding on a bike or scooter and were trying to swerve around through traffic and they got impaled on a beam sticking out from the back of a truck. actually i can't remember if it was just one or two of them. i know there were two on teh bike. but they showed him sitting there concious with it through the lower mid section of his abdomen off to the side a bit. ouch!
 
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Maybe you've all seen this, but it's quite a clever little song: The Assumption Song?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uV8boXLV0ik : Related to farting.

and that emo thing is really freakin' funny. I'm half way through.
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OH MY GOD...

THAT EMO THINS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER.

ANYONE NOTICE AMERICAN HISTORY X?

EVEN THOUGH I THINK THE ENTIRE BASHING EMO IS FUCKEN OLD AND BORING... THAT WAS A FUCKEN HILARIOUS MOVIE. SO FUCKEN GOOD THAT I ACTUALLY HELD THE SHIFT KEY INSTEAD OF PRESSING CAPS LOCK. THATS HOW GOOD IT WAS.
 
Old 2006-10-11, 18:56
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this is providences answer to the whole "hardcore dancing" craze



http://youtube.com/watch?v=DuHsYJRC...related&search=

too bad i missed this show

edit:check out the crowd at about 1:30
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Old 2006-10-11, 20:36
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this is providences answer to the whole "hardcore dancing" craze



http://youtube.com/watch?v=DuHsYJRC...related&search=

too bad i missed this show
I could only watch taht for about 30 seconds.
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I could only watch taht for about 30 seconds.


you missed it, check out the crowd in there towards the end of the vid
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Old 2006-10-12, 06:19
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Old 2006-10-12, 06:25
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this is providences answer to the whole "hardcore dancing" craze



http://youtube.com/watch?v=DuHsYJRC...related&search=


I didn't know CROWNED were touring eastern America?!

But LOL at the corn/alien fucked up shit in the audience.
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wtf man...that is really gay

btw its not on internet but, smoke a lot of pot and watch Ace Ventura movies....oh damn man
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2006-10-12, 18:26
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That is pretty much what I expected it to look like. However, I did not realize the woman would bleed THAT FUCKING MUCH. No wonder they always seem tired right after giving birth.
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Jesus christ, that's fucking disgusting.

Still, pretty informative though. I've never seen childbirth before.
 
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Human placenta tastes very similar to beef, with a springy texture similar to the heart. A variety of recipes are known to exist for preparing placenta for eating.


Don't ask me why I googled "eating the placenta" after watching that video. Uhh...I think it was a Cannibal Corpse lyric or something...

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Old 2006-10-13, 05:10
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I've never seen childbirth before.


Wow! In grade 9 over here(14-15 years old) you watch a movie appropriately titled "The Miracle of Life"....
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Still, pretty informative though. I've never seen childbirth before.
Thats cause you had your eyes closed.
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this is providences answer to the whole "hardcore dancing" craze



http://youtube.com/watch?v=DuHsYJRC...related&search=

too bad i missed this show

edit:check out the crowd at about 1:30

Fucking meh man.

What's so funny about this?

Terrible music.
 
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Not only was he alive (and has remained very much alive) but he was CONSCIOUS when that happened. The post was basically a giant man-sized splinter - it missed all the signficant organs and (more importantly) arteries. From memory he was on a motorbike.

Either way, it's a fucking awesome picture.

Significant organs?!??! IT WENT THROUGH HIS BALLS!!!!!!
 
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Significant organs?!??! IT WENT THROUGH HIS BALLS!!!!!!


You can live without your balls. MEDICALLY significant.
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Yeah, I know

However, medicine should catch up to physics and mathematics, as it is equally important and trailing quite a bit. (Unrelated, possible bitch reply?)


Found this fucking funny (I think) video. World Record trampoline jump. I was thinking..."What the fuck is he doing with a basketball?" I found out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnBf6HTizYc
 
Old 2006-10-16, 15:18
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Found this fucking funny (I think) video. World Record trampoline jump. I was thinking..."What the fuck is he doing with a basketball?" I found out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnBf6HTizYc


Holy motherfucking moly.


Oh yeah, I love this .
'D-murda' singing some 'get down with the sickness'-song. He's so extreme.
 
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heard them talking about it on the BBC earlier. this guy in the us has a famous picasso painting "the dream". he bought it for less than 50 million usd and was going to sell it for a little under 140 million!!! the deal was finalized and everything. that would make it the most expensive painting in the world. well before it changed hands..the owner was showing some friends the painting and was waving his arms around excitedly and accidentally knocked a silver dollar sized whole in the painting with his elbow!!

needless to say..the deal is off as per a mutual agreement and the painting is being repaired but will not be worth nearly as much.
 
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I don't know how funny this is, it really pisses me off personally. I hate when they try to bastardize music to coax teens into religion. CHRIST GODAMN SHIT.


I wonder if NHOE and ZERTON went...they are probably brainwashed church attenders now.

Oh well, at least some church pews got destroyed.
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Meh, it's different for some reason, this church's attempt to convert younger people. I'd probably go, too, if there were some good or at least decent bands playing, if you did get in for free.
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haha thats pretty funny in a way. pretty ballsy i guess for a preacher/pastor .. i've been to a show in a church..but it was a ska show, and there was no sermon..or else i missed it.
 
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I don't know how funny this is, it really pisses me off personally. I hate when they try to bastardize music to coax teens into religion. CHRIST GODAMN SHIT.


I wonder if NHOE and ZERTON went...they are probably brainwashed church attenders now.

Oh well, at least some church pews got destroyed.
Ha, christ doesn't support mosh pits. Metalheads tend to be either too smart or too intoxicated to fall for that. Hardcore kids however.........
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didn't make me laugh really..but its kinda funny. arab guy explaining how men and women's minds work differently. nice illustrations too!

http://www.break.com/index/differen..._and_women.html
 
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Best. Retarded Animal Babies Episode. Ever!

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/236814


Second best.

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/207678
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Good god. The news dude is definitely trying his damnest not to laugh, while everyone else did.
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http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/236814


Second best.

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/207678

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I guarentee you'll laugh at it's stupidity.


i watced it for almost 5 minutes expecting it change,LMFAO.
 
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more nasty than funny...but i figured most of you would want to know about this and start saving up for your plane tickets.

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