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Old 2006-09-14, 14:41
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That was awesome. So awesome in fact, that I've downloaded a compilation cd. Funny stuff, with quite a few genuinely good songs!


Cool, glad you liked 'em. I have loads of their albums. They did some crazy ass stuff! Bonzo worked with the Monty Python guys which should come as no surprise. They also appeared in a film called The Ruttles which was a spoof documentary on a band who's career paralled and parodied that of The Beatles


On an un-connected note http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/

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Old 2006-09-14, 19:20
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Old 2006-09-15, 06:49
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man this is wierd, seriously like that wierd al movie uhf

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Old 2006-09-15, 14:14
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2006-09-19, 22:41
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This is SO not how most moms would react

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhoZ2AVO2Ww

This is more like it.
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Old 2006-09-19, 22:47
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That made me cum a little.



FearGay sent me this last night...Be warned...you may want to kill something.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-09-19, 22:48
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and people wonder why i hate christian scum!
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Old 2006-09-19, 22:56
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Old 2006-09-19, 22:58
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i think so... (checks imdb.com)

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OH YEAH!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486358/
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Old 2006-09-19, 23:15
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Those christians are just jealous because Star Wars is better than God.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWr6ec2zEyE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWDAS02He5o

Not star wars, but still pretty funny.
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Old 2006-09-20, 19:41
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This site has some interesting stuff on it.

www.somethingawful.com
 
Old 2006-09-20, 21:14
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"After Santorum's name was co-opted by critics to describe bizarre sex acts, other senators began teasing him in the halls. He was so angered by the frequent railleries of Sen. Evan Bayh that he held him down and tea bagged him."
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Old 2006-09-22, 23:56
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-09-23, 00:17
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I love the noises the black guy makes when the lizard jumps on him.
 
Old 2006-09-23, 01:42
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Old 2006-09-23, 01:45
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hahaha that is hilarious! i was thinking the snake was gonna strike him for grabbing it by the end of the tail or something.
 
Old 2006-09-23, 04:10
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Old 2006-09-23, 04:16
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someone just sent me this link
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:21
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someone just sent me this link
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Woah. I would love to drink with that little man/child.
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Old 2006-09-23, 14:58
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I don't know what this trailer is meant to be for, but I found it entertaining, with the best part at exactly 32 seconds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxkcZsSYzn0
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Old 2006-09-23, 18:42
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2006-09-24, 03:04
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Old 2006-09-24, 03:37
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-09-24, 03:43
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that its the craziest game show ever! no thanks! that last guy had the right iidea of not wanting to do it..but i guess he just delayed teh inevitable.
 
Old 2006-09-24, 03:56
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Righteous.



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Old 2006-09-24, 18:30
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-09-24, 20:46
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Pickle
 
Old 2006-09-25, 04:39
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not really that funny...but pretty cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXW9G0sTVks
 
Old 2006-09-25, 04:51
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not really that funny...but pretty cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXW9G0sTVks


lol, awesome..my old buddy who is a pyro made one like that but used a candle at the end and filled it up with gasoline. I never saw it in person, but in that video their contraption worked really well.

Edit - http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...232705501590291

My Cubicle...for you you IT suckers.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...=genre%3Acomedy

This guy probably killed himself.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...=genre%3Acomedy
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RIP moe.

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Old 2006-09-25, 08:36
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HAHA... Fucking owned

You guys seen these hillarious Weird Al Yankovich videos?

White And Nerdy (Fucking hillarious!!... I fucking love it)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mBGODdzzVw

Smells Like Nirvana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWhosxbuii0

Fat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SO7qHmgrQE

Amish Paradise
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvC5pZnPb0Q

there are more, search "like a surgeon" , "ebay song" . . .

Weird Al Yankovich is a fucking genious.
 
Old 2006-09-25, 08:49
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Wierd Al rules. He should do a parody of a Strapping Young Lad song.
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Old 2006-09-25, 12:08
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not really that funny...but pretty cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXW9G0sTVks


That is awesome
 
Old 2006-09-25, 21:35
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Eleven mustachioed daughters:

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Old 2006-09-25, 22:44
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Old 2006-09-25, 23:22
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Eleven mustachioed daughters:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZHTkb6BUxU


Slipknot in the early days?
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Old 2006-09-26, 00:03
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Fuckin' cunts...no respect for Vivian Stanshall.

"Ridin' dirty" spoof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
 
Old 2006-09-26, 00:40
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Old 2006-09-26, 00:51
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These may of been posted here before but anyways heres Juggernaut Bitch


http://youtube.com/watch?v=59LwpKKGsN4

and Power rangers by the same people


http://youtube.com/watch?v=pN3EnanK...gernaut%20Bitch
 
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Old 2006-09-26, 01:35
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That last part was pretty hot for an animation.
 
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Old 2006-09-26, 02:47
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Fuckin' cunts...no respect for Vivian Stanshall.

"Ridin' dirty" spoof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw



Oh man, I wish I still had all of my old weird Al cassettes.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-09-26, 03:13
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2006-09-26, 03:21
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HAHAHAH....this guy is fucking crazy.....do someone see Harrish Paradise, from him

HEHEHEHEHEHEH

Amish Paradise?
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Old 2006-09-26, 03:43
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HAHAHAH....this guy is fucking crazy.....do someone see Harrish Paradise, from him


You can't even write that kind of comedy.



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Old 2006-09-26, 04:00
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This Who Wants to be a Millionaire conestant is such a fucking idiot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQRVFILbEi4&eurl=

(Btw, the question is asking "What orbits the Earth?".)
 
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Old 2006-09-26, 04:08
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LOL, the audience didn't do much better.
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RIP moe.
 
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LOL, the audience didn't do much better.

That's what scares me the most.

What did "Le Soleil" or whatever it was mean? the sun?
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Old 2006-09-26, 04:16
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RIP moe.
 
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yeah i know its amish paradise, i made a mistake....and you cant say OUI, VOUS ETES LE CUNT.....in french it will be read like: yes, you are the vagina

youre a fucking cunt= té une criss de plote....(in quebec's slang...in real french it would be = vous n'êtes qu'un connard!)
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Old 2006-09-26, 05:53
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haha, that was SOOO dumb.
 
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Old 2006-09-27, 06:14
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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at least, they got a car less costly!!....and pink!!!
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
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hahahah, and thats fit

look this one, thats fot too much:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NQI3BSVOKM
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What the hell is up with this Numa Numa thing? Did I miss something? What exactly is it? Just some fat kid singing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK12XrnHcxs

And YGID, that video was sweet. Pure pwnage.
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i wish teachers in my high school did that to the stupidass G thug kids with their sidekicks that would get caught text messaging their boyfriends or girlfriends. one of my teachers picked up a kids cell phone and kept texting people on her contact list wasting their phone bill money. it was funny, she was getting pissed
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Old 2006-09-29, 06:00
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The Numa shit is Fantastic...he also put out a new video..which looks like an actual music video.


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Old 2006-09-29, 11:59
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hahahah, and thats fit

look this one, thats fot too much:
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Amazing, the lip-synching must have taken a long time.
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What the hell is up with this Numa Numa thing? Did I miss something? What exactly is it? Just some fat kid singing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK12XrnHcxs

And YGID, that video was sweet. Pure pwnage.


THAT shit is funny my friend showed it to me a while back
 
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this is only sorta funny...but it was weird/interesting and gave me a chuckle.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5391284.stm

i know here in the states, they would offer people jail or marines..but they stopped doing that after a while.
 
Old 2006-09-29, 15:03
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
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Hmm....this must have been what japanese people did for fun before the first Atari system...
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Old 2006-09-29, 17:26
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Hmm....this must have been what japanese people did for fun before the first Atari system...



haha, yeah..they were practicing in-game physics.

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RIP moe.

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did you see the last guy? through glass off a building...idiot...and he cut his leg.
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ha yea i saw this one before. i don't get who jumping straight down (none even attempted to roll out of the fall) and obviously hurting yourself is training. none of those assholes got right up.
 
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haha, yeah..they were practicing in-game physics.

Edit - Charles Manson is hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1P3uvKupxg



that guy is a fucking psycho
 
Old 2006-09-30, 18:23
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This video is hilarious. Some guy drinks a bottle of ipecac and throws up all over the sidewalk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8pmqI4lzGQ
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Old 2006-09-30, 18:38
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What the hell is Ipecac? I can see what it does, but what was it meant for?

and that video was funny.
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What the hell is Ipecac? I can see what it does, but what was it meant for?

and that video was funny.

Think about it. Someone who swallows something poisonous drinks ipecac to throw it up so they don't die.
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i dont know if you guys have seen this, but i just posted it in Cheese co's new "hardcore" thread thing, and its just too pathetic not to put here too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek1SbzEhJlA
 
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Think about it. Someone who swallows something poisonous drinks ipecac to throw it up so they don't die.

Ok. That does make sense. Thanks.
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Old 2006-10-01, 02:26
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This video is hilarious. Some guy drinks a bottle of ipecac and throws up all over the sidewalk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8pmqI4lzGQ

Funniest thing I've seen all week. Worth the money too.
 
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http://youtube.com/results?search_q...t&search=Search

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there are a couple dry moments but man this has some funny stuff


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My favorate was at the end.

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the funnier thing is..i hope you enjoyed your couple hour stay.
 
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RIP moe.
 
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all i can say is: rotflol.
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Old 2006-10-02, 03:36
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mrs. malicious, your avatar is so familiar. is that from Ocarina of time? i havnt played it through in a while, so im not sure.
 
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mrs. malicious, your avatar is so familiar. is that from Ocarina of time? i havnt played it through in a while, so im not sure.

you know what's good!
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all i can say is: rotflol.



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