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Old 2005-06-08, 07:09
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Funny internet crap

We haven't had one of these threads for a while, and there are so many people to be laughed at...

This rocks balls.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-06-08, 07:19
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Hahahah, where do you find this shit?
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Old 2005-06-08, 07:23
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That's just nuts.
I'm sure there are people though that would look here and think the same.

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Old 2005-06-08, 09:10
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He's either crazy, or a troll. Or both.
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Old 2005-06-08, 11:14
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rofl It gets better the more it goes on!

"calm blue ocean...." We should use that one here.

The idjets should have looked at his profile and seen the name John to know if it was a male or female. Geez! How do you find this stuff?
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Old 2005-06-08, 18:16
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FBS = cyclotouriste

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Old 2005-06-08, 21:11
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I wondered about that myself. The ranting was so well done.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Old 2005-06-08, 21:22
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What's funny is Immortal's video for Call Of The Wintermoon.
 
Old 2005-06-08, 21:46
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Old 2005-06-08, 21:52
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What's funny is Immortal's video for Call Of The Wintermoon.


yes it is. But how does this relate to this thread?
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Old 2005-06-08, 21:57
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Because I said so. "Funny internet crap" where there's a will there's a way.
 
Old 2005-06-08, 22:01
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Old 2005-06-08, 22:06
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yes it is. But how does this relate to this thread?


Maybe it's on the internet somewhere?
 
Old 2005-06-08, 22:11
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Speaking of that immortal vid.. what do you think of my new avatar
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Old 2005-06-09, 00:20
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Speaking of that immortal vid.. what do you think of my new avatar


Three dudes prancing around like losers? I think it's poseuriffic. Your user title makes up for it.
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Old 2005-06-09, 00:25
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Speaking of that immortal vid.. what do you think of my new avatar

Anything Immortal is hilarious



"cyclotouriste,

After reading post #7 I think if I was a lady cyclist that I would be somewhat afraid to go off on a tour with you"


HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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wtf is this website anyway??? The guys post made no sense....
 
Old 2005-06-09, 03:01
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Hahahahahahahaha Rice-Boy can fly!!!

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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-06-09, 17:26
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Nah, he just saw this thread and copied it to his thread - which I'm guessing was an homage to the thread started by that cyclotouriste guy.
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Old 2005-06-09, 18:55
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Hahahahahahahaha Rice-Boy can fly!!!

I love Japanese games shows. They're high art.


OMG I want to do that before I die
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Old 2005-06-09, 22:11
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-06-10, 03:52
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Old 2005-06-13, 15:36
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-06-13, 16:20
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Old 2005-06-15, 21:25
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Old 2005-06-28, 19:14
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Haha check out this Hitler rap video:

http://www.m90.org/download.php?image_id=6007

 
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Old 2005-07-01, 22:13
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its the guy from the enzite commericals i think


I've posted that site about twelve times before, but it's so fucking ball-fondlingly funny it surely deserves to be here.

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Old 2005-07-03, 01:08
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Old 2005-07-03, 18:03
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its the guy from the enzite commericals i think


FBS has posted this site before, but it's so awesome it warrants repeated mention. Seriously, I laughed so hard at that site that I involuntarily ejaculated SO hard all my pubic hairs fell off and my shorts ripped and my house fell down and the ground started shaking and my city submerged below sea level and was flooded. Many people died, it was actually quite tragic. But if a few thousand corpses are the price we must pay to visit that site, it's well worth it.
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Not really. Funny, yes, but not worth all the hoopla and the double post that you gave it.
 
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
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if you watched kill bill youll probobaly think this is funny.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!

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Dane Cook acting like Tom Cruise

Dane Cook is great. My favorite comedian ever. Actually Mitch Hedburg was my favorite. So I guess Dane is my favorite comedian alive.
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Old 2005-07-16, 16:24
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Dane Cook acting like Tom Cruise

Dane Cook is great. My favorite comedian ever. Actually Mitch Hedburg was my favorite. So I guess Dane is my favorite comedian alive.

haha I've seen that before,both those guys and Dave Chapelle are my fav.
 
Old 2005-07-16, 16:33
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Rubber Johnny

This is more creepy than funny. I dare you to watch it with the lights off.

Edit: Screwed up the URL.

that was creepy as hell, until the techno thing at the end
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Old 2005-07-17, 09:42
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Old 2005-07-17, 23:28
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"0NCE, SHE TRIED T0 0FFER T0 D0 DER KVLT'Z DISHEZ, VND SHE WAZ REJEKTED. DAEM0NZ NEVER EAT, VND IF THEY DID, THEY'D SVRELY VSE THEIR DISHES T0 THR0W AT THE NEAREZT W0MAN, N0T WAZTE THEIR TIME WASHING THEM."

Much too much time on their excrementing hands. Worth a chuckle, but.
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Old 2005-07-17, 23:50
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damn, that was a disturbing clip (rubber johnny)
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Old 2005-07-18, 00:04
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this is by far the funniest on there, IMO.
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Old 2005-07-18, 00:25
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this is by far the funniest on there, IMO.

i thought the hitler rap or the home alone 2 pic was the funniest.
 
Old 2005-07-18, 00:33
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i thought the hitler rap was kinda stupid but the home alone (although have seen it many more times) is pretty damn funny
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Old 2005-07-18, 01:03
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i dont know, i looked at the rubber johnny, kinda ignored it, clicked on to the prank call section. listened to just about all of them and nearly died laughing, especially the arnold ones

so to anyone who didnt hear that shit yet, check it out
 
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go on www.ebaumsworld.com and in videos (funny videos) go to the messed up kids show. its about 11 minutes long but beleive me it's worth every second
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Old 2005-07-18, 13:03
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Ah didn't see this thread. I should have posted the Star Wars thingo here.

Anyone see this? If WWII was played online (sorry for the long post):

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bullshit u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*
 
Old 2005-07-18, 13:30
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that rules, especially the "nuts" part.
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Old 2005-07-18, 13:47
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T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*


roflmao That was hilarious!
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Old 2005-07-19, 01:59
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the best part was when hitler was a noob and killed himself..
 
Old 2005-07-19, 02:31
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Dude, that german lookin' hick is fuckin' wrong. Plain fucking wrong.
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Old 2005-07-19, 14:49
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Internet Tutorial

Here's something for those who are new to the internet.
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Old 2005-07-19, 17:35
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*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bullshit u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*
It's funnier if you think that is actual WWII dialogue and that's how is really happened.
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Old 2005-07-19, 17:48
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Old 2005-07-19, 19:57
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Chaos Theory Co-Op Theater

I hope this works. You may need DSL or cable to watch it. It's hilarious if you ask me.
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They should put that WW2 thing in schools, just for the hope 21stC kids will understand about the whole thing abit more.......just an idea.
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Old 2005-07-19, 20:19
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Chaos Theory Co-Op Theater

I hope this works. You may need DSL or cable to watch it. It's hilarious if you ask me.
Chaos Theory Co-Op Theater part 2

If you liked the last one you'll enjoy this one.

"And that's why they call you Steve the Vagina."
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Old 2005-07-19, 23:24
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They should put that WW2 thing in schools, just for the hope 21stC kids will understand about the whole thing abit more.......just an idea.


Not to mention a few 20th century ones. When this "ghetto" friend of the family was going to study for his GED my boys were more than happy to help him.
Jr.:Little Johnny has 5 crack rocks. If he goes to 32nd Street and sells them for 50% more than they cost him, how much profit will he make if he sells 4 and keeps 1 for himself?
Bob: None. If he goes to 32nd Street to sell crack rocks he's gonna get his ass shot and the homies will take his shit and THEY will be ones making the profit.
Ghetto kid: Sounds about right.
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i thought this was pretty stupid... but funny in a weird way
 
Old 2005-07-20, 08:11
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PARODY OF NU-METAL !!!!!11111!1!!!11

This is funny internet crap :

http://www.newprojectonline.com/dow...incesssmall.wmv

They do an effective send up of every nu-metal band in four minutes.




"WE CAN't PLAY THAT FAST@@@@1!!!!"
 
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that sounded like gimp biscutie or whatever the fuck his name is.
 
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This is funny internet crap :

http://www.newprojectonline.com/dow...incesssmall.wmv

They do an effective send up of every nu-metal band in four minutes.




"WE CAN't PLAY THAT FAST@@@@1!!!!"


Took me a second to figure out it was a joke
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Old 2005-07-23, 11:45
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Something guitar related you may or may not have seen.

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/165265/

And this is just so, so, so, so, so, so, so wrong on many levels! A coffin dodger this old should be helping with knitting problems or giving flower arranging advice not this kind of stuff!!!!

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/950536/

Urrgggh. I had a shower after watching this and I still feel dirty!
 
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Pfft. The arms and armour aren't even accurate.
 
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Pfft. The arms and armour aren't even accurate.

Maybe it is that i am so fucked up right now, but this made me laugh beyond believe
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That's a bit old dude, there's about two threads for make your own south-park characters somewhere.
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