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ARE THERE ANY GIRLS HERE????
I was wondering if was/or were any girl metalheads here. Because I don´t know with who will I marry in the church.hahhaha
No, seriously, here is the site to tell you,re a girl or you,re gay. 
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2005-06-08, 11:21
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Death to all but metal!
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Weirdo
I made a thread like this one a long while back...
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2005-06-08, 11:40
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16/F/CA wanna fuk lol?
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2005-06-08, 11:49
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Originally Posted by Pandemonium
16/F/CA wanna fuk lol?
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Sure
This is me:
"Searching Far And Wide For Cycling Companion.
Be everything as it may, this transcontinental, international cyclotouriste is navigating to locate a good companion for an extended bicycling tour. Good is defined as---female, healthy, cyclist, with a sense of bold adventure, and the willingness to be compatable on an extended world tour with yours truly.
Starting time is---not any time soon.
Route is---to be decided by those on tour---you and me.
Length of time is---to be decided.
I be fifty-three, healthy, six feet, 180 pounds, good looking but nothing to get all up in the air about, blond receding hair, green eyes, university grad., writer, teacher. Can work in exotic locations and have done so, easy to get along with, adventurous, survivor, world traveler. Have bicycled thirty thousand miles through nineteen countries---USA, Canada, Mexico, western Europe, eastern Europe, former Soviet Union, China, south Korea.
jpsgs@rock.com "
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2005-06-08, 11:52
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Maybe this is not like the thread I started.
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Originally Posted by Amadeus
"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2005-06-08, 11:56
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Originally Posted by MetalThrashingMad
Maybe this is not like the thread I started.
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Hahaha, yes, this one is dumber. And to think things could get worse.... Why do people even care?  |
2005-06-08, 12:02
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Hahah Dame remember the "metaltabs hottie" thread 
Behemoth: You're serious? Or is it some kind of joke I don't get? I'm not making fun of you, it just seems like a very odd question.
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2005-06-08, 12:10
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Originally Posted by MetalThrashingMad
Hahah Dame remember the "metaltabs hottie" thread
Behemoth: You're serious? Or is it some kind of joke I don't get? I'm not making fun of you, it just seems like a very odd question. |
I wanted it to know which % of girls where here. But when pandemonium started replying, Içd asumed that this wasn´t a serious thread, so I put This one:
http://thorntree.lonelyplanet.com/m...rentid=0&from=1
BUt if someone wants to say taht she is a girl, this thread is open. (oR not?) |
2005-06-08, 12:12
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I'm a girl and I have big tits.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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2005-06-08, 12:26
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I'm a girl and I have big tits.
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ahahahaha and a big ass ! 
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2005-06-08, 12:35
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what the fuck?
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2005-06-08, 12:35
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And a big nose!  (haha who am I to say such a thing!)
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2005-06-08, 12:37
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He just wants to know how many girls are here. There's nothing wrong with that, but I think somebody already did a thread like this.
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2005-06-08, 12:38
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Arent girls those things with.... COOTIES?
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2005-06-08, 12:43
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Originally Posted by Zionist
I'm a girl and I have big tits.
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silly, not you! Your a tranny remember?
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Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too. |
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2005-06-08, 12:45
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Behemoth, a run down of girls on these forums:
L'BXXX - The only person who should be running t'ings in the poetry section
Bia - Avatar maker extraordinaire (sp?)
DameFraMorkum - Some random black metal chick
Pineappleystuff - Female equivalent to Sodomaniac
BrokenCrimson - The girl who um.. posts in the poetry forums?
And one who doesn't visit often 
Cynatica - Forum hotty
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2005-06-08, 12:57
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I think Brutally Hacked is a girl as well.
Oh, and Dissection - he's a whiny little girl.
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2005-06-08, 13:16
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Pineappleystuff - Female equivalent to Sodomaniac
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what do you mean by saying this ? I am cunfused
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2005-06-08, 13:20
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You've both got that German quirkiness about you!
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2005-06-08, 13:28
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From Southpark...
Pip: Joe, do you know anything about girls?
Blacksmith Joe: Sure....they're those things with vaginas in them!
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