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Old 2005-06-08, 11:12
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ARE THERE ANY GIRLS HERE????

I was wondering if was/or were any girl metalheads here. Because I dont know with who will I marry in the church.hahhaha

No, seriously, here is the site to tell you,re a girl or you,re gay.
HAHAHA
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Old 2005-06-08, 11:21
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I made a thread like this one a long while back...
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Old 2005-06-08, 11:40
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16/F/CA wanna fuk lol?
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Old 2005-06-08, 11:49
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16/F/CA wanna fuk lol?

Sure

This is me:
"Searching Far And Wide For Cycling Companion.

Be everything as it may, this transcontinental, international cyclotouriste is navigating to locate a good companion for an extended bicycling tour. Good is defined as---female, healthy, cyclist, with a sense of bold adventure, and the willingness to be compatable on an extended world tour with yours truly.

Starting time is---not any time soon.

Route is---to be decided by those on tour---you and me.

Length of time is---to be decided.

I be fifty-three, healthy, six feet, 180 pounds, good looking but nothing to get all up in the air about, blond receding hair, green eyes, university grad., writer, teacher. Can work in exotic locations and have done so, easy to get along with, adventurous, survivor, world traveler. Have bicycled thirty thousand miles through nineteen countries---USA, Canada, Mexico, western Europe, eastern Europe, former Soviet Union, China, south Korea.

jpsgs@rock.com "
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Old 2005-06-08, 11:52
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Maybe this is not like the thread I started.
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Old 2005-06-08, 11:56
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Maybe this is not like the thread I started.

Hahaha, yes, this one is dumber. And to think things could get worse.... Why do people even care?
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Old 2005-06-08, 12:02
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Hahah Dame remember the "metaltabs hottie" thread


Behemoth: You're serious? Or is it some kind of joke I don't get? I'm not making fun of you, it just seems like a very odd question.
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Old 2005-06-08, 12:10
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Hahah Dame remember the "metaltabs hottie" thread


Behemoth: You're serious? Or is it some kind of joke I don't get? I'm not making fun of you, it just seems like a very odd question.


I wanted it to know which % of girls where here. But when pandemonium started replying, Id asumed that this wasnt a serious thread, so I put This one:

http://thorntree.lonelyplanet.com/m...rentid=0&from=1

BUt if someone wants to say taht she is a girl, this thread is open. (oR not?)
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Old 2005-06-08, 12:12
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I'm a girl and I have big tits.
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Old 2005-06-08, 12:26
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I'm a girl and I have big tits.


ahahahaha and a big ass !
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Old 2005-06-08, 12:35
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what the fuck?
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Old 2005-06-08, 12:35
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And a big nose! (haha who am I to say such a thing!)

Pokemaniac! How's it hanging?
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Old 2005-06-08, 12:37
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He just wants to know how many girls are here. There's nothing wrong with that, but I think somebody already did a thread like this.
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Old 2005-06-08, 12:38
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Arent girls those things with.... COOTIES?
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Old 2005-06-08, 12:43
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Quote:
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I'm a girl and I have big tits.


silly, not you! Your a tranny remember?
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


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Old 2005-06-08, 12:45
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Behemoth, a run down of girls on these forums:

L'BXXX - The only person who should be running t'ings in the poetry section

Bia - Avatar maker extraordinaire (sp?)

DameFraMorkum - Some random black metal chick

Pineappleystuff - Female equivalent to Sodomaniac

BrokenCrimson - The girl who um.. posts in the poetry forums?

And one who doesn't visit often

Cynatica - Forum hotty

I think that's basically it.
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Old 2005-06-08, 12:57
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I think Brutally Hacked is a girl as well.

Oh, and Dissection - he's a whiny little girl.
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Old 2005-06-08, 13:16
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Pineappleystuff - Female equivalent to Sodomaniac


what do you mean by saying this ? I am cunfused
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Old 2005-06-08, 13:20
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You've both got that German quirkiness about you!
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Old 2005-06-08, 13:28
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From Southpark...

Pip: Joe, do you know anything about girls?
Blacksmith Joe: Sure....they're those things with vaginas in them!
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