This really is the most strange and insular chat forum on the net,lets face it the vast majority of the people including myslef are 20 something long hairied metalers who spend much of the day on the net either downloading or looking at porn..i hate to generalise but judging by some of the replys i have recieved about a very simple and polite post i put up about triple rec setting some people are also just complete tossers, why are the vast majority of posts just bitchy childish wastes of time by sad lonley people desperate for a conversation...peace and love guys! if we aint got each other and all that...just grow up for god sake!!!!

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Your posts were all stupid.
"How do I rip off peoples tones?"
- Well, maybe fiddle with the knobs to get a sound you like
"Can you sell me stuff"
- Uhh ... try ebay

you wonder why people give you shit. Cocksnap.

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That would create a very very dull conversation, one which I could hold with my 4 year old nephew. But i would chose to put a DVD on for him after about 5 minutes of talking. The idea of everyone being childish on this board would lead me to the conclusion that most people would not tolerate the aura of conversation, then they would leave. Which in turn means no-one would be left on this board/site, this is where your childish point of view comes to it's contradictary conclusion.

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This thread is about important as cleaning your arse before sex.

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That's quite an accurate portayal of yourself but I'm guessing you haven't seen the irony. Nice rant, care to take the advice held within? Thanks.

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Help him heed his own advice John and give him a little holiday!!

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well if you are going to be engaging in sodomy then it is pretty important, and also if you have just done a bangin' shit, and don't want skid marks on the bed spread it could be very important.

in fact I think the world could benefit from clean arses before sex.

Shame no one can benefit from this thread.

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Well, it's a stupid thread but there's nothing really malicious about it. I don't think it deserves a suspension but hopefully this guy will know not to bring grievances onto the forum in future.

If anybody has a problem, PM a moderator or post it in Feedback (preferably the former). Don't clutter the site with your hissy fits or complaints, particularly if the complaint revolves around being abused for asking stupid questions. STUPID QUESTIONS DESERVE THE DERISION THEY COURT. It's the only way of improving the intelligence quotient 'round here.

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@NZBMD:

You're forgetting they like putrid stinking sphincters over in Liverpool.

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it's all there is.....

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Most people here do actually look like they've been dipped in curry turd.

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Then you can fuck off then without hurting anyone's feelings, can't you?



Totally agreed. And the irony of it existing at all is just too delicious.

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Yes, indeed.

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We don't want you. Go die or something.

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I think he wants us to feel bad he is leaving.

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tell you what the replys i got are just so funny.. are you people for real?.. do you really take it that seriously...come on..and as for barring me go ahead.. it will just prove a point..

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one question : WHO CARES ?

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HAHAHAHAHA,

we mister, are NOT, i repeat NOT taking you seriously.

HAHAHAHAHA


go spank your monkey

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Dude...seriously...this is a pool full of e-sharks and alot (not most) will surely swarm in on anyone new complaining or bitching about anything.
Advice for noobs (and this is posted in alot of places if you notice) is to lurk....lay low....become familiar and put alot of time between your first posts and any complaining or bitching.
Even better advice....Dont take e-assaults too personal. It's simply a massive waste of energy.
If you plan on staying...retort with humor or humbleness....it's your best chance...

HEHEHEH

And what point is that exactly? That you made a worthless thread? That you asked retarded questions and were upset that people didn't beat around the metaphorical bush of your imbecility? That we're all meanies who won't play ball with your obvious show of petulence? That you think you're a martyr for standing up for all the buffoons who start threads bitching out the regulars here?

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"noobs" "esharks" "worthless threads'...totally hillarious....this is better than peter kay... even my wife is in stitches...i started this because i thought in my blinding arrogance,that there was a community of like minded peopple who help and chat about equipment/music ect insted its just a bunch of loners looking for the next biggest word to insult a stranger...

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if you like it here, stay.
if you don't, dont'.
but, dont ask other people to change to accommodate you.
simple

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we have a place to discuss equipment and music dickface, look in the right forum. This is Chit-Chat, made to flame you

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what do you think i did first ..denimwearinghillbillymoron

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Is this thread anything other than worthless? If it's here for your own amusement, then you really need to get out more. Maybe take your "wife" to the theatre instead of sitting there like the Chuckle Brothers.

You've missed the point entirely: The people here are like-minded. Unfortunately for you, most of them are like minded people who ask sensible questions. Unlike you, we can take a harmless bit of ribbing if we say something stupid. You know the old rule; ask a silly question, get a silly answer. Why is it any differrent on the 'net?

Another point: why should using big words or decent grammar be something to poke fun at? It's called the English language so don't be surprised when somebody uses it.

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yes ill take my wife to the theatre and ill think up some really big words to compete with you on my worthless thread...for something that is so worthless i have had more replys than a so called worthwhile thread i starded in the first place....

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I think it's time to break out the Deutsch:

Fickst du, dummen Schießekopf!

yes i am a shit head ..this is better than t.v now i know how those hated wrestelers feel

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MODS! DON"T BAN HIM! His stupidity and ignorance amuse me

I just love it when the retards get so over defensive

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I agree...but used those terms as they are relevant to the internet and BBS forum postings.

I offered sound and proven advice with sincerity. It's your choice to ignore it and become one of those that you are complaining about......you have already fallen into that trap....retorting with name calling yourself.

I have a wonderful idea....
Start your own BBS Forum about the subjects you desire to discuss....and there....you will be able to dictate your version of how 1000's of strangers should act when brought together.

maby ill "do" that....

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Guys with BIG vocabularies get me all....well....lets say a big vocabulary is sexier than big "other things"
heh heh

This forum is semi-overrun with whiny, spoiled kids who just can't get enough of just being an asshole, but the cool people and tabbers here make it worthwhile.

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Hah, well yeah. To get to the good, you have to wade through tons of shit first.
Hey cool, my new motto!

you need an iq about 10 to get this !

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Will you stop crying if I tickle your sphincter?

I haven't really looked up porn in a couple weeks. Besides that, you miserable little regurgitated cum bubble, I will rage upon any asshole like you that POSTS IN THE WRONG FORUM. Fucking dumbass. You're 20 years old and you can't even read the title of a forum? I hope you fucking fall down the stairs.

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Same here, I have had enough already, I will strictly inforce the rules around here, I mean, its not like they are on the TOP OF EVERY FORUM!!!!

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Actually he did make correct posts in proper forums....didnt he?
Guitar zone & Gear were all of his threads and he brought this one to chit chat which too is correct.....is it not?

Only thing I see is a little sensitivity.

why are you bitching about us not talking about it. we do it, in the right place.

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tis is the correct forum.....lol....isnt it thanku bia this is getting silly really but still very funny

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watch your name " u-n-d-e-r-c-l-a-s-s"

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Huh?

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This guy is stupid, he might aswell give up..not worth trying mate..

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If not the world, at least North America.

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yes,im stupid i must be i mean i have an inteligent thing to say on here not a neanderthal rant..o yea i am the proud owner or a ba hons in english which as you well know is worth 3 of your crappy american degrees...

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BA Hons? You have more spelling and grammatical errors in your "speech" than all the foreigners in this forum. Combined.

I bet you're a 12 year old pubescent boy, who started crying just because no one cared about his silly little thread.

My god, someone get this over with and ban this mother fucker.

Yeah, you are real great at English buddy. I don't feel like highlighting all the missed capitals and the entire run-on sentence, but you must get the jist. Or do you?

Dude, you're a newbie. Newbies get harrassed. It happened to everyone, and it's happening to you. Just deal with it. If you can't, then leave.
Not everyone around here is nice and helpful, but hey, that's life. Not everyone in real life is nice and helpful. There are a lot of whiny ass teenagers around here who like to bitch at people for just about everything. I guess it makes them feel all big, tough, and manly and shit. No one likes them. Apparently, neither do you. So don't mimmick them.
Several people have tried to help you out. Some people were a little mean, but it was all in good fun. Then you got all bitchy about people poking a little fun at you, and now you wonder where's all this flaming coming from.
You have been instructed by a mod where to post your complaints. If you PM a mod, you won't get flamed by anyone. Plain and simple.
The rules of these forums are posted in painfully obvious places. You should check them out, they're a pretty good read. If you do't follow them, you will get banned.
Worst come to worst, you can always leave.

ban him and close this thread ?

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Fuck no, this guy is making laugh - even more so than John Cleese.

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1. I doubt that, English is not famed for being a difficult subject. Everyone knows that Arts students are slackers.
2. Grammar makes posts easier to read.
3. You're being a willy. Stop.

tell you what this really is a proper laugh....goading you inept fools is my new pass time from now on..o yea and if you read this forum is for, and i quote,"anything and everything"

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o i know all this its just very amusing

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Oh, I think you just need a big ole Bugs Bunny smooch.


But ya ain't a-gittin' it from me. That's fer shure.

I guess I'm one of those teenagers you talked about.

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In 5 weeks my teen years are gone forever!

There are no words to describe this thread. Or its creator, UnderClass.

Emoticons will do :

Wait, so first you bash people for using big words, yet you have a BA in English? Right... That makes so much sense sinc esome with a degree in English would never appreciate wel thought out diction and tone, let alone put it to use in one's own writing would they?

Stop trying to play this off as entertaining and funny for you. It's so obvious that you are simply trying to pretend this doenst bother you and it doesnt matter, yet you come back for more, probabaly due to not reciveing enough attention (negative or positive) in your everyday life. So you starting sometyhing like this makes you feel like you actually impact someone's life. Face it, you're stupid.

You do understand that someone who has thier Dr. in Astrophysics from say Harvard, despite being an American University is far more usefull to the world than someone with a degree in a language, right?

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Alas, poor interpunction. I knew ye well.

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... eh no.... hons means honours mate, and even if i got a 2:2 would still be better than some tinpot degree form any yank uni..look it up you'll find im correct.

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Nigger please. I'm telling you an Astrophysicyist is worth more than 10 of you. Period. Money and non-material wise. But that simply is not relevant to the insecurity complex you have developed. I'm sorry your parents did not pay enough attention to you, but you need to get over that because life is going to be hard if you don't.

Now please stop avoiding my point.

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..and what is your point? you lost me with bullshit

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Welcome to chit chat.





Bia, dont' be such a baby about it! Geez!!!

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+1

And if in fact you are telling the truth about your supposed "BA Hons degree in English", I am disgraced, appaled and most of all surprised as to how and obviously intellectually inept (and in all other departments) individual such as yourself even got admitted.

Your English is poorer than that of my acquaintance's Taiwanese nanny.

Being the helpful chap I am, I've prepared a list of useful rules for you on how to live life successfully:

1. Shoot yourself.

That's it.

priceless..

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Is that your BA Hons talking? Your best retort? My god...

Mr. Big-Brain having trouble following?

It is pretty simple, you are insecure so you come and do dumb things such as this to draw attention toward yourself in order to reassure yourself that you are important, when in actuality, you are not.

Learn to spell, learn to comprehend basic points of arguments and come back.

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to be honest yea that is my best retort but its so funny at this end really man cheers...keep it up...

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The funny thing is that you aren't even exaggerating. His English really is worse than all the members that come from non-English speaking countries.

I'd bet $10 he couldn't even say what a "BA Hons" is without google. It's obvious he's lying either way.

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how long can i waste your time.....

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this thread is funny as shit

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best thread on here man!!!! these people really dont get it do they?? ...

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could i get a rise i i just do this....jeg d gdi rhghrgvubol bvv olvgholGHHFVUOJFBHV Gbheuhriughrghohg8hghn ihn rphn hnrn nh gho h

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Yank bashing?
Kinda weak....eh?

yea i know its weak but lets be honest a monkey could run the u.s...o hang on

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seriously dude...shoot yourself and do us all a favor And don't start complementing my english now. I'm a dutchy, Made to be stupid

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Individuals like me and many others are what the US really is....not some icon or figurehead.
Yankbashing to the commoner like me is really weak and fruitless as an arguing point.

jhldhgljdbgepihhkni385 feho h8y4 hgeouh38y8t...... that good enough

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Don't feed the trolls! Don't you people think its so obvious?

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Bia lets jump his ass and knock the snot out of him! Want to? heehee

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Is he a troll by another name?

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We can beat him with the LOCK that is about to get put on this thread.....drop the LOCK in a sock and start swinging!

heh

I'm gonna rant......

I dont see anything intelligible in that statement. I'm pretty sure I mispelled that word. You are wasting your time and my time, which I could be wasting on something worth it, like masturbation, but I'm in school, and I've only done that twice here . Now you dumb shitrag, like powersofterror said, I [along with MetalThrashingMad] also hope that you fall down the stairs, with 6 flights, made of concrete. Then you fall through the roof and end up in a room filled with large men that are boy-hungry. You are worthless. Less than I am. Get a life, like one that doesn't require you to act like a slug and bug the hell out of people you claim to be less "inteligent" than you. I hope the worst for you and your generations to come. DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200

Thank you, please don't come again.


I will not validate your parking ticket you saggy asshole.

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best day off man..anon

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We could drop a glock in a sock and start swinging that. I got a few rolls of quarters. Maybe that would be easier.
oops you aren't old enough to do that and I don't like the stuff. lol Let's forget these bozos and go fishin'.

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ENOUGH!



BULLSHIT! You are a sperm-tugging fuckmonkey. People with Honours degrees can spell "Of" when they describe said degree.

"Why taek teh timez to be so rudeS?"
"Why u all use big wordz to cum up wif insluts?"
"Why wastes time on teh internet like nerdz?"

Because we like it. And so do you, or I wouldn't have to mod this horrible, pointless, cum-burping thread. Now, shut up or fuck off.

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