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A Good Band Name.
For a long time my band didn't have a name. Not to long ago my Bassist/ Brother suggested Ozma we all liked it. We know it is a word but can't find the meaning (probably some Greeko-Latin Pre-Suffix). Does anyone like this as a band, name or even know what Ozma meens? (we are like a thrash with keyboards, female and male vocals, and some black elements. kinda hard to explain the sound)
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"Ozma of Oz"
by L. Frank Baum
Considering I read it when I was like 6 and wasn't too impressed with it then I'm not sure you would really want to name a band after it.
How could you not find this out?
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oh, well i can think of something better
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Looks like another worthless thread.....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
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I have a policy on this:
1) Anyone who has a band, and has not the direction or presence of mind to NAME THEMSELVES, is worthy of contempt.
2) Nothing else.
So I have a tradition of suggesting the stupidest names I can possibly concoct, in order to amuse myself.
And who am I to argue with tradition??
The Butter Dancer's Glee Club
Cuntiddily Circus
Martha Stewart and the Other Catastrophes
The Boys from Grammatically Poor
Lemongrass Ape Steaks
Blady Missplet
Samuel Beckett Ate Cotton Candy
Puce Teacup the Mighty
Anal Fissure and the Colonoscopies
Fish Lager
Extensive Moose Penis Collection
What Happens When You Talk to Strangers
Stochastic Miasma of Cromulence
Black Metal, Pink Panties
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Unholy and Frostbitten Necrotoboginists who have evily slain the godly trolls from the Northen Forest
but with a few more adjectives.
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Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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Were using these two names for our songs, but one probably would make a great band name!
Mountain Goat Sodomy
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And who am I to argue with tradition??
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This one owns them all, and probably always will
http://metaltabs.com/forum/showpost...16&postcount=15
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The names ar very grim, kvlt and frostbitten:
Mankinds discontent with the nutritious value of impaled south-eastern dieties
Misantrophic Chimpanzees of the Carpathian jungle
Abyss of the empty cans alchoholica, where formalhydride equals carbonized water.
Discontent with the Nekro Pimps of the Northern Carpathian redlightdistrict
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My DM band is Saget Squad....we write songs about how bob saget brainwashes children and shit like that.
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here are some good suggestions:
BUTT-CHEEKS
Fractured Scrotum
Testicular Manslaughter
Cursed Legions ovthe Black Moon of Oskrialug [SO KVLT]
There's No Business like Show Business!
Lesbian Carwash
Masturbation with an Ethernet Cable
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here are some good suggestions:
BUTT-CHEEKS
Fractured Scrotum
Testicular Manslaughter
Cursed Legions ovthe Black Moon of Oskrialug [SO KVLT]
There's No Business like Show Business!
Lesbian Carwash
Masturbation with an Ethernet Cable
Vinegar Piss
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my suggestions would be Cunting Fuck, Shit On A stick, Piss In Your Face and Death On The Door Mat 
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Wally's brother always wanted him to call one of his bands Neon Blue Dildos.
Maybe each bandmember could pick a word. There was a band here called Vinyl Swen Fupa that came about that way. Or Wally's second band was andmore just cuz they had no name and were asked to play a concert. That was on the playbill so they used it for a name. First and only cd was called Etc.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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A few suggestions:
The Jackson Probe
Fisted
Anna's Bag of Fat
Beef Jewky
Penile Joust
Menstrual Blood Storm
Crack Fiend Karaoke
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Cheater - mostly pretty boys doing glam rock type stuff
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Not bad...I remember the senior year talent show the guitarist from Tyrant actually sliced his finger open playing guitar and was bleeding all through the set......very wicked.
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My suggestions:
Can of Mountain Dew
I'm fucking sweaty
The Jugs of Justice
Corrupted Cocks
Tit Fondling
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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2005-05-15, 03:13
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Location: Liverpool, England.
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Fuck the x-files, the truth is anal.
Feed your kid cigars.
Patton was Hitler without a party.
Suck my corns and i'll make you cum.
The Haunted are now shit.
Leave prams in the road.
Babies are cunts.
After going down on you I conclude you shit from your cunt.
I've had enough of your scat in the bedroom.
Colon desires.
Use the shit stick.
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit, it's not a swear word. Poo is.
Raped by elephant semen.
Replace tit-wank with brain-wank.
Your cunt burnt my cock off. Fuckin' whore.
This is a frigmant of your shit.
The word E does not exist.
Chewbacca is sexy.
My mom actually fucks your sister with her arm sized cock.
Poke him in the face till he bleeds.
The queen uses black mambas.
I'm right, you're wrong. Anal is the way.
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2005-05-15, 04:24
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Senior Metalhead
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Earth v.6.9
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The Haunted are now shit.
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rEVOLVEr kicked fvcking ass. what are u talking about??
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2005-05-15, 14:16
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Liverpool, England.
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Pete Dolving is in them, he is an awful vocalist & lyricist. Plus the riffs don't have the same catchy appeal like the ones found on the first two albums and come of the ones of the third. Hence:-
The Haunted are now shit.
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2005-05-15, 21:48
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My Ass, Your Face
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Michigan
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Anal Destruction of Teen Virgins
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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