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Old 2005-05-07, 20:39
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Hi everybody!

When I went to prison for grand larceny and possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute, some guys made me toss their salad! At first I cried, but then I started to like it! Watch me toss the salads of stars such as Bill O'Reilly and Larry King! It's all here at SingMansSaladToss.com!

Lube your big cock with my toejam before you JAM MY ASS! That's right! The stink-to-stink special! SAMPLE PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last edited by Chris Rezendes : 2005-05-07 at 22:51.
 
Old 2005-05-07, 21:33
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This sucks bad, and not just because it's spam.
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Old 2005-05-07, 21:42
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Where's the Metal?
 
Old 2005-05-07, 21:58
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NO FUCKING PERSONAL SHIT!! GODDAMN IT!! YOU MUST LEARN!!
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Old 2005-05-07, 22:02
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Your gonna feel stupid when a mod finds this and closes it...
 
Old 2005-05-07, 22:07
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"Tot den', kogda" was hilarious!

Haha your other songs are hilarious too. Nice Russian accent!



Fuck, just don't make me spill my Hoegaarden!

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Old 2005-05-07, 22:10
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I hate to be a prick, but this will not stand. Am I mistaken?

http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17419
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Old 2005-05-07, 22:12
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Bastard! He made me spill my Hoegaarden! Damn you Singman!

MTM, nice job on the suspension.
 
Old 2005-05-07, 22:13
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MTM, nice job on the suspension.



You needn't cheer me on, it's the rules.
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Old 2005-05-07, 22:17
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Well I felt I needed to. His shit was so damn funny it made me spill my beer. Bastard.
 
Old 2005-05-07, 22:25
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Hi everybody!

Tell me please, what do you think about my songs from this page:

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That was just awful Not only is that not the liked taste of music here but it sucked anyway. Why did you take the time to even signup here? Why did you even take the time to make and post those shity songs on the net? I'm so confused.
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Old 2005-05-08, 01:09
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I've had just about enough of this blather. Stupid fucking cunt.
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