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Cheer up, metalgrumps
I thought this was too fantastic to languish in some other crappy thread.
The bizarre thing is, it works. I was laughing my balls off.
I feel happy!
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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he should do the "laughing without sound" more often
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hahha, that guy actually made money off that tape.... lol
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2005-04-28, 16:50
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er, it doesn't work?
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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page not found...way to cheer me up asswipe 
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
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"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
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2005-04-28, 19:25
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Okay, I'm glad that I wasn't the only one. omg
Why the heck can't I post in certain threads? I couldn't post a verse at the lyriccy place either. And I wanted to speak my elderly mind at the snake fight and that wouldn't work last night or today. Am I being singled out for some conspiritorial blasphemous senior citizen degradationary measure or sumthin'? 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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2005-04-28, 19:26
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Fucking hell, that posted???????????????
sonovabitch lol
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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2005-04-28, 19:44
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maybe something wrong with your comp?
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
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2005-04-28, 23:05
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You ain't just whistlin' dixie. It didn't do this yet though. I'll have to try posting from this other pc and see what happens. Reformatting is getting old.
Yup, just did a test at the lyric thread and it worked fine. poopy. Now I'm really grumpy ,too. 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-05-03, 01:17
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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This kid is going to be the next Seth Putnam. Seriously.
No, seriously.
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hahahaha
that kid is so gay.
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Okay, maybe it's a joke that I just don't get, but is that guy supposed to just stare at you forever until you laugh?
EDIT: sorry, I had to go to the website in order to make it work. Before there was some guy with sunglasses just staring at me.
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Wow, that was stupid. Thanks fbs.
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2005-05-04, 04:59
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Well, why bother posting then, you waste of denatured flesh? I hope you catch anal lice from a clown.
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Why reply? To hopefully stop people wasting time, space and energy in the future, you fucking nimrod. Now shut up.
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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I've seen crocodile skulls that came in contact with bigs cats before - they always do the same thing, bite the fuck out of the back of their neck to snap their spinal columns. However, jaguars bite so hard they actually pierce the skulls of caiman. Biting through a skull? That's hard to do. But it keeps you off the streets, I suppose.
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Why reply? To hopefully stop people wasting time, space and energy in the future, you fucking nimrod. Now shut up.
Why do you hate grammar so? What did our beautiful language ever do to you to deserve such shabby treatment from your squalid little cortex? Stop thinking. You write like syphilis with letters in it.
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It's never a waste of time to respond negatively to idiocy; it's always a waste of time to be idiotic. Your 'logic,' bitch, only makes sense if stupidity and the hatred of stupidity are of equal value; since one clearly has a pejorative significance, shut the fuck up and keep your fallacies to yourself. Just because you're worthless doesn't make it contagious.
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Sounds spicy
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That goes right along with the last song I posted, "Food of Demons." I don't know why people subject themselves to stuff like that. Eh whatevah.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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i like it, its genius in a moron kinda way...STREBLO!
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