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2005-04-28, 02:08
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Fucking roleplayers....
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2005-04-28, 02:42
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2005-04-28, 03:00
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I wonder if real swordfighting looked as far from graceful as their swordfighting did..
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2005-04-28, 03:15
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hehe, there was a one-eyed monster in there.
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2005-04-28, 03:16
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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That looks like fun, damn it. I'd fucking love to fight those people. How could you have more fun than being actually PERMITTED to pulverise absolute wankers?
Of course, you'd need to dress your aggravated assault up with comments like "For Camelot!" as you cleaved some computer programming pantywaste's skull in half. That might detract from the fun a little.
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2005-04-28, 03:20
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The only ones that piss me of are the ones who are actually serious about it, and claim they utilise "real ancient swordfighting techniques".
Ineed, real swordfighting is more graceful, and utilises around 10000000000 more times skill.
Edit: FBS, If you actually tried to hit people seriously in this roleplaying malarkey (as I would love to) you would be put into the "bad-bad patch" or whatever and wouldn't be allowed to play along in their fun and games.
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2005-04-28, 03:29
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I would do that, no not as serious with the "I know ancient magic that is forbidden", but still in role playing still with a axe or something. By the way, what the hell is with that monster thing near the end? [EDIT: Found the site, http://portalnj.net/ . ]
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2005-04-28, 03:36
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That was pretty dumb
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2005-04-28, 03:38
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Haha If it was in keeping with their stupid "rules" I would utilise my knowledge of C.15 Italian swordfighting techniques, and pWN all their asses.
These people take their shit too seriously, I would've included pimps and whores for sure. "Scrolls of foribidden power" - meh, lame.
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"No, there is no alcohol, nor any other controlled substance of any kind allowed at our events. Prescribed medications and over-the-counter drugs are exceptions. Smoking is allowed in specified areas. "
Very lame.
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2005-04-28, 03:52
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the obsolete computer im using cant load that video but i think i know what you guys are seeing........medieval stress camp right?, i knew a guy who went to one. grown men and women wearing styrafoam armor and plastic swords living up the lord of the rings DandD shit, throwing beanbags at each other pretending the shit is magic spells and stuff. dude told me all about it, i forget where he said he went, somewhere in the northeast of the us. it think these places were intended for kids, but the powers of the dorkness is strong so grown human being also come along.
wish i could see the video
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2005-04-28, 04:05
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2005-04-28, 04:07
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Aww, you should've watched the full video. Some funny shit in there.
Hah, I think your post is the first time I've seen an American use the term "wanker".
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2005-04-28, 04:18
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Hah, I think your post is the first time I've seen an American use the term "wanker".
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2005-04-28, 05:02
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How can you be a sexual deprived role playing nerd and not include "comely lasses of virtue true" and other various harlots.
Oh, thats right, they are doing it for real - the ultimate nerdly display and they don't know any females.
Ha ha ha ha.
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2005-04-28, 11:43
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That looks like fun, damn it. I'd fucking love to fight those people. How could you have more fun than being actually PERMITTED to pulverise absolute wankers?
Of course, you'd need to dress your aggravated assault up with comments like "For Camelot!" as you cleaved some computer programming pantywaste's skull in half. That might detract from the fun a little.
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Exactly.. I'd have a hell of a time.
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Well, my guys have been into Magic: The Gathering, and about once a week there's a small crew here to play Vampire, Star Wars, or one of their rpg's. They just sit around in the living room to play, but they have a great time. Some of the things they come up with are hilarious. And if I'm talking to Bob online he gets into their conversations sometimes, too. I bet some have been coming over for almost 10 years now that I think about it. One kid did take fencing lessons and showed them some moves in the back yard, but that wasn't involving any rpg.
Wasn't there a video shown on here a long time ago where they were actually role playing and there was something they repeated about thunder? I don't remember exactly, but it was pretty amusing.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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2005-04-28, 14:30
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Wasn't there a video shown on here a long time ago where they were actually role playing and there was something they repeated about thunder? I don't remember exactly, but it was pretty amusing.
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Your memory is slipping, old lady. You mean...
Lighnting bolt!
Lightning bolt!
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2005-04-28, 14:44
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FUCKING HOFF-STYLE!!!!!!!
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I told him he couldn't dodge a bow with missile enchantment +10!
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2005-04-28, 16:06
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Your memory is slipping, old lady. You mean...
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I knew it had something to do with a storm. Thanks!!! 
I got chur old.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Hitting some guy in the chest with a giant foam axe at full velocity would be pretty damn fun.
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2005-04-28, 20:55
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The whole time watching that I was waiting for Mortiis to jump out of the woods and do a troll dance.
That reminded me of that episode of King of the Hill were Bobby joined that group of nerds who thought they were wizards or whatever. Also, Blackwolf the Dragon Master comes to mind.
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2005-04-29, 15:40
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haha, nerds dude! *points at monitor*
that lighting bolt thing, fuckin' hell.....twould be good if you could take shrooms to these little things. I can't believe you've gotta pay to go to these things aswell....
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my roomate and some friends collect ninja thrift store junk, surikens, rattan bamboo swords, bo staffs, pads, mma gloves. as much as the fantasy camp people being entirely lame, japanese kendo swordfighting rules, i wish we had the full samurai padding for the full contact stuff. kendo is still widely practices due to it balls-out approach and even with pads and saftey gear it makes brazilian ju-jitsu pale in comparison, so i can sympathize with an aspect of such dorkness but without the roleplaying element, it would have to be full-contact and include grappling and hand to hand when the shit gets ugly, that would be fun
only the true danger of being KO by some bamboo would nullify the dorkness
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