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I was just wondering if any one here is hardxcore enough to have gotten any genital piercings. I find them incredibly sexy/erotic/ hot as fuck on women.
I myself have one Prince albert, and two frenum piercings.(all self-done mind you)
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i didnt need to know about that......... but to stay on the subject, i do have my nutsack pierced to my rectum, and my ear lobe pierced to my bottem lip. and my dick pierced to my hip.
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i didnt need to know about that......... but to stay on the subject, i do have my nutsack pierced to my rectum, and my ear lobe pierced to my bottem lip. and my dick pierced to my hip.
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I've never heard of a Hafada pierced to a 'rectal' piercing.... sounds like it would get infected though. -when you say you've pierced two parts of your body which are far apart I hope you mean pierced, then connected with a chain.- If not... Then you must be stretch armstrong. |
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ouch. fuck that. even if it doesnt hurt. its the thought. so... ouch!
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ive got this bad image of someone getting this peircing and then 1 hour later getting a hard on. does this not sound dangerous? or is it not affected by that, Jamento?
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Well when I gave myself the first piercing [after hours of extensive research and things of the like to make sure I wasnt going to fuck up] The skin down there is so damned stretchy that it only feels slightly uncomfortable... nothing dangerouse however... then I pierced myself again the next day. the about a week later I took out the first one because it was too small a gauge and was feeling irritated. Then I pierced the P.A. and then the final Frenum.
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Well when I gave myself the first piercing [after hours of extensive research and things of the like to make sure I wasnt going to fuck up] The skin down there is so damned stretchy that it only feels slightly uncomfortable... nothing dangerouse however... then I pierced myself again the next day. the about a week later I took out the first one because it was too small a gauge and was feeling irritated. Then I pierced the P.A. and then the final Frenum.
Originally the two frenum where 14 gauge but I stretched them out to a 12 without any discomfort at all... they just slid right in. lol.
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The frenum sound that bad actually. Do chicks dig that shit man?
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Its not that bad man....this is chit-chat....
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It is a little odd, I will give you that much....lol
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Well... i'm probably insane.
never the less I can create more sensations in women than any of YOU can!
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Do chicks dig that shit or not though?
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Yeah, a lot of them do. But then again a lot of them cringe about something like that. lol
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You know Jamento...we do have other threads and forums....of course I suppose you could always start one titled...
"Gibson Vs. Jacksons...with a hunk of steel in your cock"
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"The official Sweeps with a hunk of steel in your cock thread"
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I can't beleive no one here likes genital piercings. lol,
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Well... i'm probably insane.
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HEY! I've been known to invoke disgust, loathing, AND physical sickness.
So there.
Bitch.
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HAHAHAHA, once again, the Sane-man cometh, and destroyeth the little ones.
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I think I like this idea. I'm gonna get one right down the middle, like a safety plug or somethin'.
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lol, right down the middle? safety pin???
I suggest using Surgical steel implant grade tri-beveled needles.... in pre sterilized vaccume sealed packets.
If you follow the procedures correctly theres pretty much a zero percent chance of an infection. And a it's very hard to get an infection in the P.A. since your uring has a disinfecting/cleaning effect to it. Even though it burned like fuck the first time I had to use the bathroom.
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Fuck that shit, I'm not a fucking robot. I'm "au naturel"! And needles and chemicals near your dick? Fuck that.
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Do you pierce that chunk of metal to take the attention of your extremely small penis?
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Haha
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I think I like this idea. I'm gonna get one right down the middle, like a safety plug or somethin'.
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Over at Ogrish...I saw a pic somewhere the other day in there...
"Most disturbing pics" thread and some guy stuck a tiny wrench in his...most of the guys there were freaking out over it....the gals were of course laughing.
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I was just wondering if any one here is hardxcore enough to have gotten any genital piercings.
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what are you, orgasmogod? Or castrated?....cos it's a known fact that skinlesses are more sensual to a woman than a piece of fuckin' mental rubbing around inside their cunt.
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Lol, go somewhere and read some testimonials.
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what are you, orgasmogod? Or castrated?....cos it's a known fact that skinlesses are more sensual to a woman than a piece of fuckin' mental rubbing around inside their cunt.
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Over at Ogrish...I saw a pic somewhere the other day in there...
"Most disturbing pics" thread and some guy stuck a tiny wrench in his...most of the guys there were freaking out over it....the gals were of course laughing.
It was one of those little chrome wrenches that guys use to bleed brake lines...very small but still.....DAMN!!!!
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Okay... wrenches up penis=no what are you doing?!!?!
Isn't passing a kidney stone supposed to be more painful than giving birth? I mean, I would guess that, 'cause nothing too big is supposed to be coming through that place...
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Dude so you put a barbell through your fucking cock? Thats just weird. i mean..when i was little i stuck a grass blade down the hole...and i will to this day remember the pain. i dont know what frenums are but anything in that area is gnarly.
dude you are ultra-cool. i mean, i was too pussy to pierce my ear by myself.
could you just give a
Prince Albert = ?
Frenums = ?
Although i have an idea id rather be sure and dont feel like googling it for many reasons i wont bore you with. ok not many,maybe 3. but still!
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Frenum Piercing-Frenum piercing is a type of body piercing located on the underside of the shaft of the penis. It is a surface piercing, meaning it does not enter the erectile tissue or the urethra, only the skin. As this piercing is normally perpendicular to the penis, several frenal piercings may be done, creating a frenum ladder.
Prince Albert-The Prince Albert piercing (PA) is a form of body piercing. The PA pierces the penis from the outside of the frenulum and into the urethra. There is also a reverse PA piercing which enters through the urethra and exits through a hole pierced in the top of the glans. The piercer uses a reception tube placed into the urethra to ensure needle exits.
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man, im suprised nobody's into this... Jamento, you kick ass.
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Frenum Piercing-Frenum piercing is a type of body piercing located on the underside of the shaft of the penis. It is a surface piercing, meaning it does not enter the erectile tissue or the urethra, only the skin. As this piercing is normally perpendicular to the penis, several frenal piercings may be done, creating a frenum ladder.
Prince Albert-The Prince Albert piercing (PA) is a form of body piercing. The PA pierces the penis from the outside of the frenulum and into the urethra. There is also a reverse PA piercing which enters through the urethra and exits through a hole pierced in the top of the glans. The piercer uses a reception tube placed into the urethra to ensure needle exits.
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man, im suprised nobody's into this... Jamento, you kick ass.
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Lol, at least one persons on my side. But to answer your question, yes, I was sweating bullets for 15 minutes while I was getting everything sterilized and 'prepping the area'. After I did it I couldn't beleive what I had done. The adrenaline was the best part. I got a completely massive high.
oh man... the P.A. too. I sat there with the needle for a good 5 minutes freaking out. I kept thinking "I'm gonna do this or i'll think i'm a fucking pussy the rest of my life" then I started counting down from 3... on 2 my hand just shoved it in on it's own. I dunno why the fuck it did that. And for with the intention of making vegans vomit, I will have you know that I had to stick the needle inside my urethra and push outwards.
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Lol, at least one persons on my side. But to answer your question, yes, I was sweating bullets for 15 minutes while I was getting everything sterilized and 'prepping the area'. After I did it I couldn't beleive what I had done. The adrenaline was the best part. I got a completely massive high.
oh man... the P.A. too. I sat there with the needle for a good 5 minutes freaking out. I kept thinking "I'm gonna do this or i'll think i'm a fucking pussy the rest of my life" then I started counting down from 3... on 2 my hand just shoved it in on it's own. I dunno why the fuck it did that. And for with the intention of making vegans vomit, I will have you know that I had to stick the needle inside my urethra and push outwards.
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you've got balls man, i gather by the reactions of others in this thread that most dudes wouldn't even attempt it.
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As he said though, he did his research and took precautions. Still, it'd be easy to screw up, so... Jemento, you should be proud.
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He was just a very lucky soul. I'm sure him penis is infected, inflamed, and is a burning wet sloppy mess when he pisses. No love for his package for awhile, I'm sure.
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oh god.. the only image im getting from this "Prince Albert", is a fish hook impaled through the dickhead.
as far as pleasureing women more.. invest in some Enzyte.
btw, has anyone tried that stuff?
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How the hell does he piss anyway? Does it like shoot out in two directions?
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oh god.. the only image im getting from this "Prince Albert", is a fish hook impaled through the dickhead.
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Yeah right dude, no inflammation... no puss, no infection. It's just that now my penis is more like what women are creating there vibrators to be like.
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