I have been shown the greatest waste of time ever!!!! Pick a prisoner...ANY prisoner...and write them up!!!



http://www.writeaprisoner.com/statelistings.asp

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I am not that bored !

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Funny thought....
Prob most of them can read and write....but I'd assume a higher percentage of them cant compared to the society that they came from.
Can you imagine the dudes that are being forced to write for the guys that cant? That's gotta be a horrible experience.

Yo bitch...re write my letter...

deer mistee,
i gots yo letta and pichur and must say I thnks you have a juicee turd popper.
when I get out i want to meat you and possiblee make a life together
i am up for parole in 2010 and hope you will be waiting for me...when I killed that family I was sorry and promised da lord i wouldnt do it again so you and your kids will be safe with me...i promise

bye for now suga,
Cleofus aka BigBuck

haha. are you going to do it. or have you already.

Dear Prisoner,

I hope you rot in your cell for whatever you have done, I hope hope you get ass raped a hundred times by your cell mates.

P.S. Don't drop the soap!

Sincerely,
Zionist

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Me?
Hell no.
I have enough of those types trying me in daily life and they are scary enough....I never could understand some fems obsessions with the whole "prisoner" love thing.....makes no logical sense other than some deep psychological need that is masked by a desire for "love"

I checked out this site. Most of those women are in prison for drug related shit. One was convicted of DUI Manslaughter. I think I'll write her. Seems like a genuinelly nice person.

I've got dibs on the Yorkshire Ripper.

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haha, I find it humorous that Texas has the most. And that most of them have bad grammer.

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There are no prisoners in Alaska, I wanted to pick myself up a nice eskimo chick.

There are some in my home town.

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Too funny. I browsed the California girls and noticed that 2 of the hottest ones were both Italian and incarcerated for theft. Why hasn't the mafia gotten them out of there?
I'll bet some of these cute prison chicks get fuckloads of mail from broke motherfuckers...

http://writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-x01878
http://writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-w41499

You have some weird taste dude...those women are disgusting....

and I'm given the impression that all these women are doing this for the sole purpose of sex.

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And donations.

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donations for sex?

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Damn, Kylito - you desperate fuck!

Just donations in general, I think. There's an entry in the two profiles that Kylito posted that is titled something like 'Open to donations'. Whether sex is returned in favour is not clear, although with the past history of these women involving theft and/or gaining money by deception I wouldn't count on it.

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I have this friend I bascially knew all my life who stabbed a guy to death last year, wonder if I can find him.

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It wouldn't surprise me if extortion is also on their minds. Hook some dumb sap and drain their bank account. I watch CrimeTV channel too much.

A British friend of mine asked why people here pronounce 'aks' instead of 'ask.' I told him that it was mostly a Southern influenced thing and part of dialect. At least that's my observation. A lot of grammar is different. Some is just closer to textbook grammar than others.

I talk to enough 'strange' people without talking to incarcerated ones. I'm here, aren't I?



edit: Hey! Maybe Shimbolla could find a slasher he'd be happily-ever-after with! They'd have something in common.

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I've never heard anyone say "aks" around here....maybe unless it was just a slip of the tongue.

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I browsed that website, it's pretty damn weird to see a prisoner write some of that happy flowery-shit there, people who murdered and raped are talking about needing affection and crap.

somehow it doens't seem right to me but I guess those people deserve something too, fuck, why the hell did they get themselves into jail anyway. I bet there's plenty of people who do find friends this way, like ex-cons or something. that website is a pretty good idea.

powers'-- it's more the African-American population up here that does it. But a lot are from the South and some are very well-educated. I think it's like 'crik' and 'creek' and other words that are pronounced differently.

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Exactly....here in Florida...there are dozens upon dozens of accents.

Many African Americans say "aks/axe" instead of ask
Many rednecks say "acrost" instead of across or "Wal-Marts" instead of Wal-Mart.
"Momma and them are fixin to go up to the Wal-Marts and will come up over acrost the street and see you all when she gets back"

It's all culture thing I suppose and I'm cool with it......but some of the more low class redneck chatter can be quite grating on the nerves...such as..
"Hey...where you going at?"

heh

I knew a guy from Satsuma, Alabama who offered to carry me to the store in his pick-up. And it took me awhile to figure out a turtle-hull was a trunk on a car.
And the West by-god Virginians that come to Ohiah better have some fetchin' up or they'll never retch up to higher places.

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hehehe.

I speak some words differently, though on purpose; for example, "HI larious", as it was said in the Simpsons by Mr. Burns, "mum" instead of "mom"--like a mummy, those old smelly things( ), or just emphasizing syllables from a word in a smartass way. And when I'm drunk, hell, I can fuck up any word....like gummy beers....

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heh....
I say "seriouslaaaa" and other words like Cartman does often around friends.

Just please....dont add "izzle" to anything.

Some more things I've noticed...

almost all of them are religious?!
most of the guys like outdoor activities and working out, hahahaha
This one guy said he was cute?!

oh, wow....

A sexy, hot natured, 25 year old Latin bombshell seeks a candy licker to serve him all the sweets he craves! I am 5??tall and weigh 118lbs. I have soft, firm golden bronze skin color and long honey blonde colored hair & sexy bedroom eyes the color of honey that are sure to seduce you! My measurements are a robust 38C breasts, 24 waist, and 34 hips. I am a loyal, caring, loving, understanding, and open-minded to try new things with you! I love to spoil and pamper just as much as I like to be spoiled by you. I will make sure to make all your sweet dreams become a reality and fulfill all your inner most desires! A quiet evening exploring your mind, body, and soul is what I would say my favorite past time is, but I also enjoy outdoor activities such as camping, fishing, sports, and cooking, & erotic dancing to keep in shape, reading suspense novels and writing in my journal, are just a few hobbies I enjoy. I am searching for an honest and sincere gentleman who抯 ready to settle down and have a one on one relationship with their 揹ream Latin beauty? If you meet these qualities and I meet yours, I will be waiting for your response, so let抯 get started and build a foundation!

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hahaha!!!
bedroom eyes!

Sure!!
Prayer....the last refuge of a scoundrel

Got that from the simpsons....

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yes I did....Lisa was sad When Bart ignored his assignment for weeks and the night before it was due fell to his knees and begged god for one more day.....
then Lisa shook her head and said that.......

......and she was right.

The Simpsons The most realistic of any show that's ever been on tv or probably ever will be. Heck, I can even picture Bob in a few years dribbling a jelly donut on the nuke panel controls. That show is close to home.

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Not anymore it's not....

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any fit birds?

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Most are ugly and/or fat.

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