MetalTabs.com - your source for Metal tabs
Home Forum FAQ Contact Us Link to Us


Go Back   MetalTabs.com Forum > MetalTabs.com > Chit Chat


 
 
Old 2002-06-18, 09:01
far_beyond_sane's Avatar
far_beyond_sane
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,674
How do you imagine people look?

I'm just curious...

For example, I see someone like Walpurgis as a giant muscled hulking creature, not unlike a troll, with hair partially obscuring his face, waving a club around and wearing all black.
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2002-06-18, 17:33
holding fears's Avatar
holding fears
Metalhead
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Toronto!
Posts: 62
I imagine Wannabe as a happy looking guy with a goatee and a cap with dimples and a big smile..

Confirm it Wannabe.



(Heh, fine, I'm cheating )
 
Old 2002-06-18, 17:57
atifman
Forum Leader
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: .
Posts: 2,934
Re: How do you imagine people look?

Quote:
Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
I'm just curious...

For example, I see someone like Walpurgis as a giant muscled hulking creature, not unlike a troll, with hair partially obscuring his face, waving a club around and wearing all black.


me too!

before i used to think Wannabe looked like a preppy wearing bright clothes and a golf hat.
but it turns out he looks like a young Uncle Fester with a goatee.
__________________
.
 
Old 2002-06-18, 18:49
Disciple's Avatar
Disciple
Senior Metalhead
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 376
Most people look through their eyes.
__________________
As we place this wretched waste of a man into his final rotting place.
We pray for his soul to be stripped and tormented
of all that is proper, to burn his sins,
In the witness of the Father, the Son and the Holy
Ghost, his soul will fall below the valley of death.
Left to rot forever, to never be free, never return.
 
Old 2002-06-18, 18:56
PST 88's Avatar
PST 88
Forum Daemon
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 4,982
I could be a smartass and describe people based on pics I've seen of them, pretending it's what I imagined they looked like, but I wont.

I imagine nomad looks something like God. Except that I know nomad exists.

Oh, and I think sane looks like the type of guy you'd think would wanna kick the shit out of everyone around him, but instead would talk them, intelligently, to death.

Last edited by PST 88 : 2002-06-18 at 19:09.
 
Old 2002-06-18, 19:25
atifman
Forum Leader
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: .
Posts: 2,934
Quote:
Originally posted by Disciple
Most people look through their eyes.


man, that wasn't funny, sane even gave you an example.
although i partly agree, that the thread should have been titled "how do you imagine people look LIKE"
yeah


and i think Disciple looks like an pale old magician guy with a purple cloak which covers his eyes.......and under his cloak is an old slayer shirt and sweat pants.
__________________
.
 
Old 2002-06-18, 19:28
PST 88's Avatar
PST 88
Forum Daemon
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 4,982
I think disciple's just the Satan guy from the cover of Show No Mercy.
 
Old 2002-06-18, 19:34
atifman
Forum Leader
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: .
Posts: 2,934
Quote:
Originally posted by PST 88
I think disciple's just the Satan guy from the cover of Show No Mercy.


yeah, that's how he looks like without the purple cloak and sweatpants
__________________
.
 
Old 2002-06-18, 19:35
PST 88's Avatar
PST 88
Forum Daemon
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 4,982
Ah, I gotcha.
 
Old 2002-06-18, 20:58
CtHuLhU DaWn's Avatar
CtHuLhU DaWn
Supreme Metalhead
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Scotland
Posts: 756
Quote:
Originally posted by PST 88

Except that I know nomad exists.



Do we?
__________________
well maybe for you ...maybe you don't know shit that's why - LRD MALPHAS
 
Old 2002-06-18, 21:00
CtHuLhU DaWn's Avatar
CtHuLhU DaWn
Supreme Metalhead
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Scotland
Posts: 756
And i have my theorys about what holding fears looks like....haha

I have my theory that hes a frog, in a cape and baseball cap

And that Head Split Open, is a Monkenanna! (long story, ask him if ya speak to him)
__________________
well maybe for you ...maybe you don't know shit that's why - LRD MALPHAS
 
Old 2002-06-18, 21:45
atifman
Forum Leader
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: .
Posts: 2,934
Quote:
Originally posted by CtHuLhU DaWn
And i have my theorys about what holding fears looks like....haha

I have my theory that hes a frog, in a cape and baseball cap


elaborate on this theory.........
__________________
.
 
Old 2002-06-18, 21:50
CtHuLhU DaWn's Avatar
CtHuLhU DaWn
Supreme Metalhead
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Scotland
Posts: 756
hes a frog!

I dont know why, other than he says "ribbit" a lot...

oh and he wears flourescant yellow and green hotpants!

"who wears short shorts"
__________________
well maybe for you ...maybe you don't know shit that's why - LRD MALPHAS
 
Old 2002-06-18, 21:57
Disciple's Avatar
Disciple
Senior Metalhead
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 376
euh what are "hot pants"?

Is it hot as in "hot dog" or as in "damn that girl is HOT,I wanna fuck her brains out and then turn her into my zombie sex slave"
__________________
As we place this wretched waste of a man into his final rotting place.
We pray for his soul to be stripped and tormented
of all that is proper, to burn his sins,
In the witness of the Father, the Son and the Holy
Ghost, his soul will fall below the valley of death.
Left to rot forever, to never be free, never return.
 
Old 2002-06-18, 22:14
atifman
Forum Leader
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: .
Posts: 2,934
hot pants are really tight short shorts sometimes made from spandex


so it's both
__________________
.
 
Old 2002-06-18, 22:17
Disciple's Avatar
Disciple
Senior Metalhead
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 376
ah
__________________
As we place this wretched waste of a man into his final rotting place.
We pray for his soul to be stripped and tormented
of all that is proper, to burn his sins,
In the witness of the Father, the Son and the Holy
Ghost, his soul will fall below the valley of death.
Left to rot forever, to never be free, never return.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 00:13
slayme_returns's Avatar
slayme_returns
BUY OUR FIRST RELEASE $5
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Tejas
Posts: 2,534
I think PST probably looks like a fuckin long-haired bastard and most likely writes guitar solos and sings lyrics to them.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 00:54
memnoch's Avatar
memnoch
The Devil
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Banging your girlfriend.
Posts: 2,541
I think walpurgis looks like an angry, muscle filled american who's had enough of the world. Just by looking in his eyes, you know not to mess with him.

I imagine wannabe to look somewhat preppy-ish...although i think he said that himself before, so whatever.

Atif.....hmm......no taller than about 5'10, skinny enough.....someone who jokes around in class and with friends.....short hair.

Although i've seen a picture of sane.....i think he's pretty much what i imagined.
__________________
Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 01:02
walpurgis
Drunken Yeti God
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: BangHer, Washington
Posts: 2,819
Well, thanks for what you guys have said about me so far, except the Troll thing

I imagine that Saney looks like something done by the great M.C. Escher

Memnoch seems almost like your "everyday Joe" kinda person in appearance, but a hell of a lot cooler than that.

Wannabe would be one of those skater types with weird hair and always looks happy, lol.

Atif...hmm...I'm afraid to think about it
__________________
Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 01:16
slayme_returns's Avatar
slayme_returns
BUY OUR FIRST RELEASE $5
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Tejas
Posts: 2,534
I've seen pics of all the old atmetalers however havent seen any of the newer peeps.


MEMNOCH is probably sittin at his computer wearing a black cloak shadowing his face. Lit candles surround his computer and monitor, the dried wax remains down the sides. His hands are eternally stuck in the devil horn position makin it difficult for him to type efficiently. He's so fucking metal he makes me feel pop. Think Danny Lilker but more metal.


DISCIPLE is bald and has perfect teeth. They've gone a little yellow recently from smoking but its not too terrible.

He's got a scar above his left eye from getting into a fight with memnoch, a virtual fight at least. See, he was in a heated verbal argument on the forums here and Disciple slammed his fist on his desk hitting the edge of the keyboard. The keyboard flew up and slit a nice gash above his left eye. He wears only leather gloves so not to expose his hands, for his right palm carries the mark.



WALPURGIS is an average everyday American male, except for a few distinguishing characteristics. His eyebrows are shaved first of all, due to an incident at a party where he passed out first. Walpurgis wears only clothes approved by his agent, who happens to be a certain forum member that I cannot reveal. In fact the information on Walpurgis is 100% true, I got it from his agent.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 01:27
memnoch's Avatar
memnoch
The Devil
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Banging your girlfriend.
Posts: 2,541
Quote:
Originally posted by slayme_returns
MEMNOCH is probably sittin at his computer wearing a black cloak shadowing his face. Lit candles surround his computer and monitor, the dried wax remains down the sides. His hands are eternally stuck in the devil horn position makin it difficult for him to type efficiently. He's so fucking metal he makes me feel pop. Think Danny Lilker but more metal.


It took me 20 minutes to write this post.

Being too metal isn't always good kids.....almost always, but not.

Taking a shit is a whole other story! (the cleaning part)
__________________
Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 01:33
slayme_returns's Avatar
slayme_returns
BUY OUR FIRST RELEASE $5
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Tejas
Posts: 2,534
METALGRAINGIRL-- She's of average height and amazing looking. Everyone thinks she worships Phil, but what alot of people dont realize is she's a huuuge Glen Benton fan. In '93 she started up the metalgraingirl Glen Benton fan club which was 50 bucks first time payment and then after that she doesnt send you shit! She kept the money to put in her swiss bank account. I think she eventually used the money to go on a road trip in search of Glen. She may or may not confirm this, you'd have to ask her. Anyways, she ended up here in the forums after she hit a misleading Deicide link. Ask her about the inverted cross she burned into her forehead sometime.




ATIFMAN-- small stumpy little bastard that reminds me of Frodo Baggins. I saw him last year at a Slayer show and he was beggin me to hoist him up because by God he couldnt see the damn band. I felt sorry for him so I put him up on my shoulders, it was ok for awhile but after about 30 minutes it wasnt so comfortable. It was dark, but from what I remember he had black hair, a moustache that curled out on the ends and a little small sliver of a goatee. I had to put him down eventually but he thanked me and handed me a silver coin and seemingly vanished. I hadnt seen or heard from him since until I noticed his name on the forums here, what a small fuckin world. As for that silver coin he gave me, hey atif, any reason why you gave me a coin with a penis shape on it? Just curious, is that currency in Atifland or what?
 
Old 2002-06-19, 01:38
PST 88's Avatar
PST 88
Forum Daemon
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 4,982
Actually, I make those little penis coins on a mint in my basement. But dont tell anyone!
 
Old 2002-06-19, 01:43
walpurgis
Drunken Yeti God
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: BangHer, Washington
Posts: 2,819
And I honestly feel honored about being the first one mentioned here

Much appreciated James.
__________________
Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 01:47
PST 88's Avatar
PST 88
Forum Daemon
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 4,982
Actually, I just realized, a description of slayme is lacking. Well, dont let slayme's pics fool you, he's not the big bad Texan you all expect. In truth, he lives in that man's stomach. He's a miniature, psychic being, resembling a baby, but with the ability to speak. And, of course, read minds. He's just a head and some tiny arms, like a T-rex has, but that doesnt mean he's not dangerous. In fact, he's the head of a small but determined resistance group working in mines deep below the surface of mars, and his incredible mental ability gives them a much-needed edge against an oppresive and secretive government. The only reason he's here is because he needs two things: 1. a cover, and 2. an easy place to recruit impressionable minds. Oh, fuck, maybe I said too much. If I blow your cover, sorry dude!
 
Old 2002-06-19, 01:55
slayme_returns's Avatar
slayme_returns
BUY OUR FIRST RELEASE $5
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Tejas
Posts: 2,534
OPETHRULES- About 6 ft. tall, plays baseball and was the first one in his high school's history to be a starter with a wooden big toe. He hides the fact now and will probably charge if provoked with this past information. Do not feed the OpethRules. Word has it, that his big toe was made out of wood from a broken off piece of one of Babe Ruth's baseball bats. Now, he's lost most of the former baseball muscle and eats cheetos at the computer while he roams Metaltabs..
 
Old 2002-06-19, 02:27
Freezer666
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
i imagine freezer666 being muscly and the most beautiful thing in the world
 
Old 2002-06-19, 02:30
memnoch's Avatar
memnoch
The Devil
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Banging your girlfriend.
Posts: 2,541
Quote:
Originally posted by Freezer666
i imagine freezer666 being muscly and the most beautiful thing in the world


I imagine freezer as a 15 year old kid with glasses, VERY skinny...always carries books wherever he goes...never know when a studying party might break out!

He goes to bed a night dreaming of being Arnold Schwarzanigger, except with memnoch's face....actually he dreams about being memnoch altogether.
__________________
Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 02:32
Freezer666
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
nah im 17, no glasses...contact lense...and no they arent the cause of my permanently red eyes...im not strongly built but i can absorb a few hits and give a few back
 
Old 2002-06-19, 02:48
PST 88's Avatar
PST 88
Forum Daemon
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 4,982
Well damn, that's good to know, in case I'm ever in Quebec and looking for a fight with a punk kid who feels the need to threaten people over the internet when he feels attacked. I dont believe this thread has anything to do with whether or not you can take a punch, it has to do with walpurgis's muscles.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 02:51
memnoch's Avatar
memnoch
The Devil
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Banging your girlfriend.
Posts: 2,541
Agreed......also how we must not provoke the walpurgis....for his many muscles can and will destroy us.

But not if i splash wax in his eyes first!
__________________
Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 02:52
Freezer666
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
...
youre the one that takes anything as a threat heh
i was referring to his fucking skinny description
 
Old 2002-06-19, 02:59
PST 88's Avatar
PST 88
Forum Daemon
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 4,982
skinny has nothing to do with fighting, my friend. Whether or not you can take a punch is irrelevant, and bringing it up is a, possibly unconscious, sign of agression, and most people respond with agression to perceived, again, possibly unconsciously perceived, attacks. Either way though, taking a punch has nothing to do with the topic at hand, as this is looks, not fighting ability. A subtle but distinct difference.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 03:01
walpurgis
Drunken Yeti God
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: BangHer, Washington
Posts: 2,819
Quote:
Originally posted by memnoch
Agreed......also how we must not provoke the walpurgis....for his many muscles can and will destroy us.

But not if i splash wax in his eyes first!


'the walpurgis'

Am I now like a fuckin Yeti or something?


And what's up with this all having to do with me? lol
__________________
Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 03:03
slayme_returns's Avatar
slayme_returns
BUY OUR FIRST RELEASE $5
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Tejas
Posts: 2,534
Because you're so fuckin cute walpurgis!!! You fuckin muscled cute bitch ass gigantic hulk!!
 
Old 2002-06-19, 03:07
walpurgis
Drunken Yeti God
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: BangHer, Washington
Posts: 2,819
Coming from the man that started the "I'm gay" thread...I'm really flattered right now...I feel like a schoolgirl *teehee*

hahaha FLAMING!
__________________
Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 03:09
atifman
Forum Leader
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: .
Posts: 2,934
Quote:
Originally posted by memnoch
Atif.....hmm......no taller than about 5'10, skinny enough.....someone who jokes around in class and with friends.....short hair.


why is that freakishly accurate?
__________________
.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 03:11
memnoch's Avatar
memnoch
The Devil
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Banging your girlfriend.
Posts: 2,541
MUHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
__________________
Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 03:15
far_beyond_sane's Avatar
far_beyond_sane
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,674
I THINK ATIF IS BROWNY BROWN BROWN!
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2002-06-19, 03:17
atifman
Forum Leader
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: .
Posts: 2,934
Quote:
Originally posted by slayme_returns
Atifland


man that would be a hella cool Amusement park.

and that wasn't a silver coin, that was a platinum one, for you to melt down and plate your teeth with.


SLAYME, i'd say he's bald like Montel Williams, looks kinda like Curly from the Three Stooges. alwears wears brass knuckles, and an old mumu. At home, he wears a graduation gown and parachute pants.

that's how i imagine him.
__________________
.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 03:19
atifman
Forum Leader
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: .
Posts: 2,934
Quote:
Originally posted by walpurgis
Atif...hmm...I'm afraid to think about it


it's because you're afraid you'll realize that.........you love me.
__________________
.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 03:20
slayme_returns's Avatar
slayme_returns
BUY OUR FIRST RELEASE $5
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Tejas
Posts: 2,534
FAR_BEYOND_SANE-- a skinny dude, hair down past his ass, thick black eyeglasses and three gold fillings in his teeth with his initials carved into them. He'll carve your initials in one of them if you pay him, http://www.farbeyondsanecarvesyourinitials.com Ok, seriously he's really from Texas and plods around town in his 30 gallon hat and an old sony walkman pumpin willie nelson tunes into his goofy vulcan ears. Ok, seriously seriously he's not even real but rather just some figment of your imagination.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 03:24
far_beyond_sane's Avatar
far_beyond_sane
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,674
Quote:
Originally posted by slayme_returns
FAR_BEYOND_SANE-- a skinny dude, hair down past his ass, thick black eyeglasses and three gold fillings in his teeth with his initials carved into them. He'll carve your initials in one of them if you pay him, http://www.farbeyondsanecarvesyourinitials.com Ok, seriously he's really from Texas and plods around town in his 30 gallon hat and an old sony walkman pumpin willie nelson tunes into his goofy vulcan ears. Ok, seriously seriously he's not even real but rather just some figment of your imagination.


Brilliant, captivating, effervescent description... and entirely wrong

SLAYME

Bent over at the shoulders like a mythological troll, this large pasty white creature searches the dustbins of the Deep South for empty Bud cans, which it gleefully crushes. No-one quite knows why this obsession for aluminium exists. Hair grows sporadically over his whole head and his most frequent conversation is 'duh, duh, duh' said in time to his footsteps as he trudges the world in his relentless search for empty beer receptacles to crush...
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2002-06-19, 03:27
memnoch's Avatar
memnoch
The Devil
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Banging your girlfriend.
Posts: 2,541
Haha, this is the best thread in weeks!!

Good job Sane!
__________________
Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 03:29
atifman
Forum Leader
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: .
Posts: 2,934
Quote:
Originally posted by memnoch
Haha, this is the best thread in weeks!!

Good job Sane!


i second that motion! (i've always wanted to say that for some reason)

__________________
.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 03:31
atifman
Forum Leader
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: .
Posts: 2,934
far_beyond_sane: he's straight-up a kangaroo (the boxing kind like on looney tunes), no buts about it. I'm sure walpurgis will wholeheartedly agree with me on this one.
__________________
.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 03:35
walpurgis
Drunken Yeti God
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: BangHer, Washington
Posts: 2,819
You're damn right I agree!
__________________
Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 03:44
PST 88's Avatar
PST 88
Forum Daemon
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 4,982
Sane is actually a Lieutenant in the U.S. Air Force, posted on an island off the coast of Italy. He's a short financial genius named Milo (I wont give out his last name to protect his identity). As a mess officer, he has set up a series of black markets in the Italy area, and manages to buy eggs for 7 cents, sell them for 5, and still make a profit. He even sells religious icons(pope was gonna sell em on the open market, so clever sane bought em up), and if you want any, just ask for Milo.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 03:45
holding fears's Avatar
holding fears
Metalhead
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Toronto!
Posts: 62
I imagine...

Memnoch: Average height and average weight even though the weight aspect is a bit to the skinny side, black short hair that looks like it hasn't been combed in a long time. Very talkative, but in a competitive way, loves to personally laugh at others around him but not tell them. Does not look like he wants to fight, but if he does, he will lay it all on the line.

Atifman: Well I know he's originally from Pakistan, so he'd look umm, let's see... glasses, facial hair (goatee I would think, or maybe a beard), very friendly, umm let's see, short black hair, body not buff but still powerfull looking in some way. Likes to talk to girls, a lot (who dosen't?)

FBS: Skinhead, clothes look very much like he dosen't care what he's wearing, loves to talk a lot, can't stop talking once he's started. Feels as if he's seen something he's rather curious about, or something weird, he NEEDS to research and find more about it, no matter what it is. Feels that everybody misunderstands him in the real world, and that he can't express himself sometimes unless he talks.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 04:12
far_beyond_sane's Avatar
far_beyond_sane
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,674
Quote:
Originally posted by PST 88
Sane is actually a Lieutenant in the U.S. Air Force, posted on an island off the coast of Italy. He's a short financial genius named Milo (I wont give out his last name to protect his identity). As a mess officer, he has set up a series of black markets in the Italy area, and manages to buy eggs for 7 cents, sell them for 5, and still make a profit. He even sells religious icons(pope was gonna sell em on the open market, so clever sane bought em up), and if you want any, just ask for Milo.


Entire thing quoted from Catch 22.

You're all a bunch of bastards
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2002-06-19, 04:15
PST 88's Avatar
PST 88
Forum Daemon
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 4,982
Well yeah, but I only did Catch 22 cause I knew you'd know it. Though I made it pretty painfully obvious, but that's what Milo is. I coulda done, I dunno, maybe Yossarian without being as obvious. Unless, maybe you'd rather be Sheisskopf?

Last edited by PST 88 : 2002-06-19 at 04:20.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 05:31
powersofterror's Avatar
powersofterror
I am a tax on the world..
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: pizza with a shit on it!
Posts: 7,994
20 bucks say you can't guess what i look like
......looking at my halloween pic (avatar) from last year
wont help you a bit.
i look nothing like it.
__________________
Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2002-06-19, 07:08
CtHuLhU DaWn's Avatar
CtHuLhU DaWn
Supreme Metalhead
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Scotland
Posts: 756
Quote:
Originally posted by walpurgis

Wannabe would be one of those skater types with weird hair and always looks happy, lol.



Dude....thats ME!
__________________
well maybe for you ...maybe you don't know shit that's why - LRD MALPHAS
 
Old 2002-06-19, 13:51
atifman
Forum Leader
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: .
Posts: 2,934
Quote:
Originally posted by holding fears
, facial hair (goatee I would think, or maybe a beard),


nah i'm too handsome to have lots of wild facial hair. how could i talk the girls if i had facial hair like a scrub?


but you were right about the glasses, girls, and powerful looks.
__________________
.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 15:35
Katham's Avatar
Katham
I dont believe in gravity
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Ruanda
Posts: 455
Ummm...

Dude (and his alter-egos):
Short guy, short hair, very skinny, around 15 years old.

Walpurgis:
Just like Shane Embury from Napalm Death .

Atifman:
Short black facial hair, kinda tan skin.

Sane:
Like an Escherhead...

Slayme:
Like Rob Halford, but has some slashes on his face.

Holding Fears:
Tall, long straight blonde hair. Maybe glasses too.

Memnoch:
A bit squab, about 20 cm long curly brown hair.

Couldn't think of any more right now...

BTW, I'm really interested how do you think I look like...
__________________
I am a Katham.

Atifman wrote: 'Katham is from Hungary, h?'

Godflesh is good.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 15:39
CtHuLhU DaWn's Avatar
CtHuLhU DaWn
Supreme Metalhead
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Scotland
Posts: 756
Quote:
Originally posted by Katham
BTW, I'm really interested how do you think I look like...


Katham is the legendary Cheesy Sasquatch, HE roams the mountains looking for an internet connection, which he regularly steals from climbers on everest...
HE is one big hairy motherfucker and grunts a lot, he smells of cheese, hence Cheesy Sasquatch....


And no-ones done me!
__________________
well maybe for you ...maybe you don't know shit that's why - LRD MALPHAS
 
Old 2002-06-19, 15:45
Katham's Avatar
Katham
I dont believe in gravity
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Ruanda
Posts: 455
Yeah... Nearrrrrllyyyy... I really growl much, but I'm continuously stimpering too, that's why I have been banned from all pubs here.. (alright, not every, but at least 3 of them...) I don't smell like cheese btw, rather like...um... dunno...

BTW, I think you have green and yellow punkish hair, you are wearing flannel jackets, checked trousers with tons of safety pins, and you smell like beer...
__________________
I am a Katham.

Atifman wrote: 'Katham is from Hungary, h?'

Godflesh is good.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 15:48
CtHuLhU DaWn's Avatar
CtHuLhU DaWn
Supreme Metalhead
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Scotland
Posts: 756
Quote:
Originally posted by Katham
Yeah... Nearrrrrllyyyy... I really growl much, but I'm continuously stimpering too, that's why I have been banned from all pubs here.. (alright, not every, but at least 3 of them...) I don't smell like cheese btw, rather like...um... dunno...

BTW, I think you have green and yellow punkish hair, you are wearing flannel jackets, checked trousers with tons of safety pins, and you smell like beer...



Your way off me dude, haha

Anyone else have another guess?
__________________
well maybe for you ...maybe you don't know shit that's why - LRD MALPHAS
 
Old 2002-06-19, 16:01
far_beyond_sane's Avatar
far_beyond_sane
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,674
Quote:
Originally posted by Katham

Sane:
Like an Escherhead...


BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD SON OF A BASTARD'S BASTARD'S BASTARD!

Yeah, it's true
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2002-06-19, 17:13
holding fears's Avatar
holding fears
Metalhead
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Toronto!
Posts: 62
Quote:
Originally posted by CtHuLhU DaWn

Anyone else have another guess?



Hmmm, tall, blonde short hair, skinny, baggy cothing.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 17:14
slayme_returns's Avatar
slayme_returns
BUY OUR FIRST RELEASE $5
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Tejas
Posts: 2,534
Fuckin A man, Halford rules!!
 
Old 2002-06-19, 17:24
Trendkill_420's Avatar
Trendkill_420
Post-whore
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: canada eh
Posts: 1,257
no one likes me

well i've seen some of you from the atmetal photobook.

i've never actually thought about the rest of ya though. Ya'll look like a bunch of letters typed on my screen.
__________________
Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...
 
Old 2002-06-19, 18:51
holding fears's Avatar
holding fears
Metalhead
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Toronto!
Posts: 62
Quote:
Originally posted by Trendkill_420

Ya'll look like a bunch of letters typed on my screen.


True, oh how true.
 
Old 2002-06-19, 21:34
CtHuLhU DaWn's Avatar
CtHuLhU DaWn
Supreme Metalhead
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Scotland
Posts: 756
Quote:
Originally posted by holding fears



Hmmm, tall, blonde short hair, skinny, baggy cothing.



Nope

I'm tall and baggy clothing


Blonde short hair, and skinny are WAAAAAY off

I'm not fat, but i'm not skinny

But the hair thing....haha
__________________
well maybe for you ...maybe you don't know shit that's why - LRD MALPHAS
 
Old 2002-06-19, 23:29
Slaytaniac's Avatar
Slaytaniac
Metalhead
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Louisville, Ky
Posts: 55
cthulhu dawn: a small kid....ughh, girly acting but doesn't realize it....

far_beyond_sane: (I agree with whoever siad it) looks like he's suprised at whatever he sees and must investigate.......sorta looks like Phil Anselmo at a glance...*note:at a glance*...

holding fears: average height, weight....ect...ugh, short dark hair and hunched over the keyboard of his computer...

wannabe: heh, some average guy that you would see on a summer day...woulnd't really even think he's into metal....and, with a cap on...

memnoch: heh, at a glance.......he looks alot like that guy from the movie "scream"
the guy that is the 2nd killer and acts goofy, you know that guy who plays Shaggy in the new scooby doo movie....exept with shorter hair....

father death: looks exactly like someone I know thats named Scott and goes to my school....exept the guy at my school has blonde hair and father death has black...and he thinks he's real cool for having a slightly long go-t thing...

atifman: a tall purple stuffed bear looking thing that likes to stand beside invisibly blurred people...
 
Old 2002-06-19, 23:38
Slaytaniac's Avatar
Slaytaniac
Metalhead
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Louisville, Ky
Posts: 55
Oh yeah, almost forgot.......

metal phreak: looks exactly like kenny rogers...
 
Old 2002-06-19, 23:59
memnoch's Avatar
memnoch
The Devil
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Banging your girlfriend.
Posts: 2,541
Quote:
Originally posted by Slaytaniac
memnoch: heh, at a glance.......he looks alot like that guy from the movie "scream"
the guy that is the 2nd killer and acts goofy, you know that guy who plays Shaggy in the new scooby doo movie....exept with shorter hair....

father death: looks exactly like someone I know thats named Scott and goes to my school....exept the guy at my school has blonde hair and father death has black...and he thinks he's real cool for having a slightly long go-t thing...


Thanks.......man............

Funny, my name is Scott.
__________________
Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-06-20, 02:26
far_beyond_sane's Avatar
far_beyond_sane
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,674
SCOTT FROM CANADA!

"I HATE YOU TERRANCE AND PHILLIP! I hate you and I wish you both had cancer"

"Cancer?"

"Yes. In the head."

"Head cancer?"

Hahahahahahahahah silly flapping-headed little man
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2002-06-20, 02:37
metalgraingirl
Metalhead
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: PA
Posts: 57
DUDE!! FUCKIN A!! i can't believe you remember that! I thought i was the only one!!
'what are you doing scott?'
'i'm giving you cancer with my mind'

'head cancer?'

'ah, don't give ME cancer!'



and the ever classic:
"your a dick"
"no, your a dick"
"no, your a dick"
"your a dick"
your a dick"
 
Old 2002-06-20, 02:51
Clad in Shadows
Senior Metalhead
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 415
 
Old 2002-06-20, 02:54
memnoch's Avatar
memnoch
The Devil
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Banging your girlfriend.
Posts: 2,541
I don't really remember it myself.......but still, DAMN YOU!!! BOTH OF YOU!!! (mostly sane though)
__________________
Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-06-20, 04:57
atifman
Forum Leader
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: .
Posts: 2,934
Quote:
Originally posted by Slaytaniac
atifman: a tall purple stuffed bear looking thing that likes to stand beside invisibly blurred people...


the name's Baloo, son. and i ain't purple, i'm black.
__________________
.
 
Old 2002-06-21, 01:39
walpurgis
Drunken Yeti God
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: BangHer, Washington
Posts: 2,819
Quote:
Originally posted by Katham
Walpurgis:
Just like Shane Embury from Napalm Death .

Sane:
Like an Escherhead...


Hehehe, Escherhead

I'm haunted by that damn Shane Embury thing.....
__________________
Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-06-21, 22:46
MetalPoldi's Avatar
MetalPoldi
Post-whore
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Greifswald, Germany
Posts: 1,379
memnoch: someone with a "slayer"-shirt thats too short, so you can see his gigantic beer-belly which rests on the keyboard.

walpurgis: because of this thread i have the imagination of a huge troll, like the one from "lord of the rings". Perhaps he looks not so dumb.

f_b_s: i know his photo, but without: an outback nerd.

atifman: winonas big brown beaver.

the guy with the gigantic miniature hamster: exactly like this transgene animal.

*Def-ex*: the singer from nsync, just a bit more strange.

That should last for today.
 
Old 2002-06-22, 03:28
memnoch's Avatar
memnoch
The Devil
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Banging your girlfriend.
Posts: 2,541
Quote:
Originally posted by MetalPoldi
memnoch: someone with a "slayer"-shirt thats too short, so you can see his gigantic beer-belly which rests on the keyboard.

walpurgis: because of this thread i have the imagination of a huge troll, like the one from "lord of the rings". Perhaps he looks not so dumb.

f_b_s: i know his photo, but without: an outback nerd.

atifman: winonas big brown beaver.

the guy with the gigantic miniature hamster: exactly like this transgene animal.

*Def-ex*: the singer from nsync, just a bit more strange.

That should last for today.


Haha, that sounds a little more like my true self. Cept me belly ain't that huge......yet.

And the n'sync thing.....B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L!!!!!!
__________________
Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-06-22, 18:52
walpurgis
Drunken Yeti God
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: BangHer, Washington
Posts: 2,819
Quote:
Originally posted by MetalPoldi

atifman: winonas big brown beaver.


HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I fucking hate Primus but that was still damn funny
__________________
Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-06-22, 19:45
wannabe's Avatar
wannabe
Senior Metalhead
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Vocation: What's the difference? I'm not telling you anything about me!
Posts: 179
Atifman----indian


I am the prep-miester, bitches.....
__________________
mr. wannabe
 
Old 2002-06-23, 02:50
far_beyond_sane's Avatar
far_beyond_sane
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,674
Read the pic title.
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2002-06-23, 03:29
memnoch's Avatar
memnoch
The Devil
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Banging your girlfriend.
Posts: 2,541
Quote:
Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
Read the pic title.


I'm guessing Euronymous is the ugly one?
__________________
Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-06-23, 13:15
Katham's Avatar
Katham
I dont believe in gravity
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Ruanda
Posts: 455
Awright, searched for some pics, here are some ideas:

Wannabe:
Just like Slaytanic told.

Slaytaniac:
The second guy from the left, expect he never wears sunglasses.

MetalPoldi:
The one with the cap at the right.

The Crying Orc:
The second from the right.

Euronymus:
One at the right, expect he is a bit younger.

Father Death:
Somewhere between the left and the middle.

RomikQ:
Something like the biiiig Jim Withley
__________________
I am a Katham.

Atifman wrote: 'Katham is from Hungary, h?'

Godflesh is good.
 
Old 2002-06-23, 15:05
MetalPoldi's Avatar
MetalPoldi
Post-whore
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Greifswald, Germany
Posts: 1,379
@Katham: More the second one from the left of that pic. And you are the fat guy from "almoust famous". Dont ask me whats his name is. But its definately you, perhaps with red hair.


@f_b_s: SUCKER!!!! When i get you, you can find your pic on rotten.com!!!
 
Old 2002-06-23, 16:34
Katham's Avatar
Katham
I dont believe in gravity
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Ruanda
Posts: 455
Ummm... I'm not fat...

Rather skinny, but no, not skinny neither.
__________________
I am a Katham.

Atifman wrote: 'Katham is from Hungary, h?'

Godflesh is good.
 
Old 2002-06-23, 19:12
Tattered's Avatar
Tattered
Symbiotic In Theory
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: England, United Kingdom
Posts: 4,306
ok i imagine

far_beyond_sane: as a really tall guy with a brown goatee, and long blonde hair with a long sleeved black t-shirt with a inverted cross around his neck

memnoch: as a bloke around 5ft 6 with short black hair, with a t-shirt saying ''freak'' and looks a bit like the korn drummer.

walpurgis: as a medium height, with a skinhead, and a spliff in his hand.
__________________
'' I'll Smother You With A Fucking Pillow!! ''

Quote:
Originally Posted by metal=life
Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
 
Old 2002-06-23, 19:13
Tattered's Avatar
Tattered
Symbiotic In Theory
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: England, United Kingdom
Posts: 4,306
and i dont know much of the other forum people
__________________
'' I'll Smother You With A Fucking Pillow!! ''

Quote:
Originally Posted by metal=life
Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
 
Old 2002-06-23, 19:26
memnoch's Avatar
memnoch
The Devil
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Banging your girlfriend.
Posts: 2,541
Quote:
Originally posted by tatter3d
memnoch: as a bloke around 5ft 6 with short black hair, with a t-shirt saying ''freak'' and looks a bit like the korn drummer.


You couldn't be father from the truth.

First of all, i'm almost 6ft 2 inches.
__________________
Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-06-23, 20:59
MetalPoldi's Avatar
MetalPoldi
Post-whore
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Greifswald, Germany
Posts: 1,379
Whats 6 ft 2 inches about 1,90m? Im 1,95m and 99 kg. How much is this in pound or whatever you have in the "new world".

@Katham: I meant Jack Black, i think.
 
Old 2002-06-23, 22:23
memnoch's Avatar
memnoch
The Devil
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Banging your girlfriend.
Posts: 2,541
Quote:
Originally posted by MetalPoldi
Whats 6 ft 2 inches about 1,90m? Im 1,95m and 99 kg. How much is this in pound or whatever you have in the "new world".

@Katham: I meant Jack Black, i think.


Let me check my old conversion table......well i can't find it....but i think it's about the same thing.

If i'm not mistaken, 1 meter is about 3.3 feet or so.....so i guess i'm around 1.8-1.9 meters. And i think i may be around the 85kg region. Not sure though.
__________________
Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-06-24, 03:47
walpurgis
Drunken Yeti God
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: BangHer, Washington
Posts: 2,819
Quote:
Originally posted by tatter3d
walpurgis: as a medium height, with a skinhead, and a spliff in his hand.


Medium height? Maybe...Skinhead? No, my hair's over a foot long, and what the hell is a spliff?

And I'm putting this up for my friend Suzie...it's the least I can do for her being my bitch, lol.
__________________
Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-06-24, 03:55
Dieff_54
New Blood
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Ashtabula, OH
Posts: 9
i do believe a spliff is a joint bob.
__________________
MWWHAAAAAHAHAHA.....I AM THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE ASSHEAD!!!!!!
Bob is a Blasphemous Salamanderious Codtraggler
Oh, and fuck all of you guys!
 
Old 2002-06-24, 04:11
atifman
Forum Leader
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: .
Posts: 2,934
Spliff is the name of Busta Rhyme's right hand man, he's in the "Flip Mode Squad"
__________________
.
 
Old 2002-06-24, 06:37
Henry Wolfe's Avatar
Henry Wolfe
New Blood
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Orinda CA
Posts: 33
Quote:
Originally posted by Dieff_54
i do believe a spliff is a joint bob.


It's a joint made with weed and tobacco, very strong shit. I hit it like a joint the first time, and my lungs burned for hours.
__________________
"On what day did god create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he of rested on that day?"
 
Old 2002-06-24, 11:43
far_beyond_sane's Avatar
far_beyond_sane
You gamma-minus fucktards
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 4,674
Quote:
Originally posted by memnoch


You couldn't be father from the truth.

First of all, i'm almost 6ft 2 inches.


You *are* a midget, aren't you...
__________________
far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2002-06-24, 11:53
Katham's Avatar
Katham
I dont believe in gravity
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Ruanda
Posts: 455
__________________
I am a Katham.

Atifman wrote: 'Katham is from Hungary, h?'

Godflesh is good.
 
Old 2002-06-24, 11:54
Katham's Avatar
Katham
I dont believe in gravity
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Ruanda
Posts: 455
Copy and paste to the url line if the picture not works.
__________________
I am a Katham.

Atifman wrote: 'Katham is from Hungary, h?'

Godflesh is good.
 
Old 2002-06-24, 14:30
memnoch's Avatar
memnoch
The Devil
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Banging your girlfriend.
Posts: 2,541
Quote:
Originally posted by far_beyond_sane


You *are* a midget, aren't you...


shhhhhh......don't tell anyone!
__________________
Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-06-24, 23:19
Trendkill_420's Avatar
Trendkill_420
Post-whore
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: canada eh
Posts: 1,257
Quote:
Originally posted by walpurgis


HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I fucking hate Primus but that was still damn funny


c'mon man. Ya gotta appreciate primus.

wynona's got herself a big brown beaver......
__________________
Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...
 
Old 2002-06-25, 02:53
memnoch's Avatar
memnoch
The Devil
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Banging your girlfriend.
Posts: 2,541
I like Primus as background music or when i'm feeling jolly......it's not the type of music i would listen to just to listen to music.
__________________
Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-06-25, 21:23
walpurgis
Drunken Yeti God
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: BangHer, Washington
Posts: 2,819
Primus can blow me

Quote:
Originally posted by Trendkill_420
c'mon man. Ya gotta appreciate primus.

wynona's got herself a big brown beaver......


Uh uh dude, that's some of the most annoying shit I've ever heard...
__________________
Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-08-23, 04:18
atifman
Forum Leader
Forum Leader
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: .
Posts: 2,934
Quote:
Originally posted by MetalPoldi
atifman: winonas big brown beaver.


hmm.........so is that a good thing or a bad thing? i wish i knew what you were talking about
__________________
.
 
Old 2002-08-23, 10:40
memnoch's Avatar
memnoch
The Devil
Alumni Staff
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Banging your girlfriend.
Posts: 2,541
Primus man.......PRIMUS!
__________________
Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off



Top

========

Contact Us | Privacy Policy | Disclaimer
Copyright © 2001-2014 MetalTabs.com. All Rights Reserved.
Powered by vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.