This is amazing.

And by amazing, I mean ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYINGLY GAY. The direct consequence of the War on Drugs, it seems, is manifest gayness. Check out the graphic when mother comes home after you smoke the grass. She looks like a pig.

Stupid kids. Everyone knows you wait at least 20 minutes after someone leaves to start wrecking up the place with drugs and badness.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh man, this is some of the funniest stuff I've seen. "Whoa man, are you sure this won't mess up my mind or anything"

I personally like this...

What should he do? Tell him WEED BITES and walk away

Hey FBS...WEED BITES

"Maybe Schmaybe." Lol, who says that anymore?

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They go to rehab after one hit of the joint...classic

I also enjoy when he says "Dang!"

What-ev? Talk to the hand? I don't even smoke pot and that still pissed me off.

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Nothin' beats "Reefer Madness," but that was amusing. I hate it when users are pigeon-holed.

One of Wally's friends that only smoked 3 times said he had a drug problem. He also was hanging by his hands from a tree when he was stoned and was scared to let go. He was only about 3 inches off the ground. If he'd pointed his toes they'd have touched the ground! He was a trip when we still partied. Smart, sweet kid, but man, he was a trip sometimes.

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Very amusing/disturbing


Fucking morons...

are they serious?

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hahaha!!!

where can you actually find kids like that?! christian boarding school maybe... schmaybe!

I never did drugs and I've never said anyhting as pathetic as themmm,

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propaganda also spells Papa Dragon

You're on to something there!

that makes no fucking sense, but ok

the video bullshitters were dumb.

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1) Who forgets their SUITCASES when they go on holidays? Map, yes. Sunglasses, sure. Strawberry lubricant, almost definitely still in the bedside table drawer. But suitcases??? You'd have to have the IQ of a fence post. No wonder their son needs to use drugs.

2) One hit = REHAB! In that case, I owe about 160 years.

3) Have you seen the second cartoon with the girls? It's even worse. "I read in CosmoGirl that some vaginas have teeth." "Like, way!"



NUH UHHHH!!!11 You're just TEH PUSSY!!11 to try itt... MJ rox0rz my sockz0rs. u sukk!!!11!LOL!!!

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How about just flushing the joint down the toilet and catching that new Vin Diesel flick? WTF??? Who the fuck watches Vin Diesel's movies? I've seen stage props with more talent than that. I'd rather snort coke off of a hooker's ass crack than watch anytning with Vin Diesel in it.
Those cartoons are inconcievably gay. Those two somewhat animated pussies looked like they were gonna go at it any minute. Why doesn't the government do something? Bush's a pothead isn't he? He can put a stop to all this bullshit.

That was pothetic. You would think that if they cared so much about stopping drugs, that they could at least take the time to do some decent animation. Anyone who takes that shit seriously needs to smoke!

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ahh, thank allah we have people like jimboff to point out idiocies on the internet. the last scenario with the girls....bah. i thought there would be decent messages, you may get raped, but apparently all that happens is your best mate LEAAVERWSSS!!!!1/1?

weed bites, FBS. talk to the hand.

New Vin Diesel movie.

Exactly what I thought!Vin Diesel movies are more
destructive for your brain than weed !

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Of course, we need to suppress the use of Marijuana. I mean, whats going to happen to the arms race, crime in general, and the false global economy that depletes our natural resources, if we all start smoking that wacky weed! Hand over that bag junior. You won't be flying "sky high" anytime soon, after we send you to an intsitution for several months to convince you that there's something wrong, with your mode of thinking!

I love these commercials : Middle-schooler takes one hit of weed and then demons burst from his chest ala' Aliens, the demons run rampant getting blood and faeces all over the carpets and curtains ( they're all smoking blunts somehow ). The demons run outside, find a girl riding a tricycle and they rip her head off and shove their phalluses down the decapitated girl's esophagaus. Pres. Bush is informed of the tumultous disaster and informs his best friend and partner in government : Jesus. Jesus swoops down on a flaming chariot and shoots several lightning bolts at the demons, with "POT IS FOR LOOZERSSS!!!1!!" written on his thigh. The demons are destroyed, and all is well again.


KIDS : DON'T DO DRUGS.

Thier lisp's piss me off.

Captain of the Lacrosse team... what the hell?

I submitted my own scenerio... I hope they make a video for it!

"One time I got drunk and then I was like all dizzy and drunk and stuff, and then my friend whipped out his wiener and I was like ewwww! And then I puked."

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I submitted mine :

"Man, my buddy and I scored some acid from this local guy who's only going to be in town for another week ... so we're chillin around, and we decide to take the hit and DUDE .... I mean ... DUUUUUDE ... I realized that all matter is just energy condensed to a very slow vibration, and that we are imaginations of ourselves, there is no death and life is only an illusion ... after we had transcended the 8th circuit of consciousness we then utilized Eastern meditation to reach the Buddhic realm, hastened by the LSD, where we bathed in pure light and unadulterated knowledge .... then my buddy put on this viking hat and started dancing on the coffee table, man, it was so funny I pissed myself ... "


I want to see them animate that poorly.

Oh my god! You were those 'young men on acid'? What was Bill like?

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Bill was as every bit intelligent and imaginative as he was funny. I could tell you all about Bill, we went way back. And you can imagine my reaction when I heard him do that skit the first time live.

hahahahah!
that was fun.

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I am making a submition in the scenerio, just to piss them off

this is what I sent in

'I had a toke up before a band practice, and it was great, playing music while high as is one of the top 10 things you can do, along side sex with lesbians (note plural)'

hehehehe

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you know what is very strange, the cops turned up at the precise moment that they started toking, like that would happen, also everyone knows you get high outside (what do you think BBQ where invented for?) so it doesn't stink your house out of pot and your parents don't get shitty with you.

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Hows that work? Lesbians wont touch you unless your an attractive female...

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no not strictly true. it does depend on various factors, and alcohol is usually one of them

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I've got a good scenario for anyone who wants to submit it-

"I agree with you guys. Drugs and alcohol aren't even cool. They can make you do bad things. One time, me and my friends were fooling around with some of that stuff. We had beer, vodka, and weed. We were smoking and drinking, and we drunk and high. People started leaving, except for me and the host, my friend Katie. Then she passed out. She was wearing a skirt, so I put my hand on her no-no spot. She moved a little bit, so I pulled it back. Then, she came too and threw up in the toilet. I held her hair back for her.

We went back to the couch and she passed out again. This time I put my pee pee in her mouth. She didn't seem to notice, so I decided to see how far I could go. It wasn't my fault! I was drunk! But anywayz, lol, I peeled down her panties and started flicking her bean. It was awesome! She started making moaning noises in her sleep, so I figured maybe she was all orgasmic in her dream, lol! I took my pee pee back out out my pants. I didn't want to get her pregnant or nothin, so I went to her bathroom to get some vaseline. I was so drunk I picked up Vic's Vapor Rub by mistake. I smeared it on her bum and I put my pee pee in. She woke up in the middle and freaked out, but I told her to shut up and let me finish, because I was still pretty fucked up, right? She passed out again before I was finished, so when I was done I put her panties back on for her and drove home.

Then, a week later, I found out I had hepatitis. I felt bad because I probably gave it to Katie. I tried to get pictures, but I was too damn drunk to work the camera."

If they make a movie out of this, I will pay you a trillion dollars.

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I just sent it in.

I hope they do it, I could so with some cash $$$$

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I submitted something along the lines of sniffing coke from a hooker's ass crack. That would be an interesting one.

hey just a second.. that means they're going to watch a disney movie

so neway i tryd it wit mi cuzin. me n him got in 2 da showa n teh water wuz rainbow colord. It wuz at his gf's place n her dog came in. mi penis wuz hard cos mi cuzins a stud nto but im gay or nefink lol but it wuz teh pot doin it. newayz teh dog bit mi erect peniz n it felt good bt later it start to hurt as teh pot wore off. we had 2 go to teh hopsital n my cuzin crashed into an ambulance cuz he had a lot more pot b4 driving. im now impotent. I H8 DRUGZ!!!!!!!!!111

thats my submission, but something tells me they won't use it