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2005-04-12, 17:04
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Military Metalheads!! Here's your new orders!!
I hope it's alright to make a new thread for this. Wally's brother started reading this to me and I thought of our wonderful military here at metaltabs. We're cracking up over some of these.
If it doesn't belong here and should go to the RTT, mods, please feel free to move it.
Hope you get a chuckle. 
http://skippyslist.com/skippylist.html
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-04-12, 18:23
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Supreme Metalhead
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2005-04-13, 02:06
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This list applies to peopl here in the military. Its pretty funny.
163. Take that hat off
106. I may not trade my rifle for any of the following: Cigarettes, booze, sexual favors, Kalishnikovs, Soviet Armored vehicles, small children, or bootleg CD’s.
93. Nerve gas is not funny.
33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
 haha, thsoe were my favorites.
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2005-04-13, 02:38
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STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
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Funny stuff 
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2005-04-13, 05:18
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hehe awesome
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omg t3h @x1s p3d@ls @r3 t3h b3st!!!!!!1!!11
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2005-04-13, 05:19
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How true it is...
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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May the best cunt win.
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2005-04-13, 06:27
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Lo, they do call to me...
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good shit
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2005-04-13, 06:57
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I am a tax on the world..
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haha.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2005-04-13, 23:51
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26. Never tell a German soldier that “We kicked your ass in World War 2!”
40. I do not have super-powers.
55. An order to “Put Kiwi on my boots” does *not* involve fruit.
65. There are no evil clowns living under my bed.
84. Must not use military vehicles to “Squish” things.
87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
124. Two drink limit does not mean first and last.
125. Two drink limit does not mean two kinds of drinks.
126. Two drink limit does not mean the drinks can be as large as I like.
199. I should not confess to crimes that took place before I was born.
damn that's some funny fucking shit man! these are the ones I found to be the best
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