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Funny Porn Clips
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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2005-04-06, 03:31
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2005-04-06, 03:51
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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They were either pointless in a funny way, or funny in a pointless way.
I have always enjoyed the video where the Asian guy accidentally misses and stubs his dick, then crashes around the room in pain damn near destroying the whole set. If anyone has a link, it's worth it.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2005-04-06, 04:25
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I would say funny in a pointless way. The banana had me kinda awestrucken. I've done some freaky shit...but nothing like that.
The cum in the eye is just funny to me because the reaction of the guy shootin the load, and the fact that from now on he can laugh his ass off about that time....or at least I know I would if I was him.
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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2005-04-06, 04:54
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hahhaha! those are great.
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2005-04-06, 08:20
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 im dying that made my fucking day. and the music they added to it .... god damn
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2005-04-06, 21:09
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You guys watch some fucked up porn. Is banana ass shooting some kind of new fetish?
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2005-04-06, 21:37
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Throat Jobs... Holy hell that was funny, specialy the music in the background.
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Google in "Sara Throat Job" its the best! I promise.
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2005-04-06, 21:57
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2005-04-06, 22:34
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Erotic asphyxiation? I've always wanted to choke a girl during sex. It looks like lots of fun. Jasmin St. Claire digs that in real life. She also legitimately digs backdoor activity. She must have had lots of fun at work. I wonder where she and the Blue Meanie are these days...
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2005-04-06, 23:26
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I just noticed that's Devourment playing in the background, it makes sense!
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Erotic asphyxiation? I've always wanted to choke a girl during sex. It looks like lots of fun. Jasmin St. Claire digs that in real life. She also legitimately digs backdoor activity. She must have had lots of fun at work. I wonder where she and the Blue Meanie are these days...
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Just playing a little rough is all....
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dude, severe tit slapping is fucked up man!!! Holy shit, I feel sorry for that girl.....well,......... 
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which one has devourment
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the awsome one with throat jobs
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haha, those are great.
tit slapping.. i would have just fucked that chick, not slapped her tits..
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hahahahahahahaha!!!! holy fucken shit!!! hahahahahaha
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2005-04-30, 21:17
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just thought you guys would find this one fuuny:
mom?
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hahaha... her mom
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