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2005-04-05, 14:30
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Happy birthday far_beyond_sane!
Happy Birthday you ugly, self-righteous, kangaroo fucking, cunt!
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Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
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2005-04-05, 14:35
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2005-04-05, 14:36
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FUCKING HOFF-STYLE!!!!!!!
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Happy birthday bitch!
PRAISE SATAN AND DRINK JESUS BLOOD FROM THE CORPSE OF A SHODDY GOAT SLAUGHTERED BY THE SAVAGE HOUNDS OF HELL! THOU SHALLT BATHE IN THE BLASPHEMY OF THE FIERY LORDAH! MAY YOUR SOUL BE BLESSED BY HIS POWER!
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2005-04-05, 14:39
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BUY OUR FIRST RELEASE $5
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Have a good one you bitter old man.
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2005-04-05, 14:45
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2005-04-05, 14:47
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Oh my gosh you old cunt.
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2005-04-05, 14:52
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2005-04-05, 15:14
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have a good one, you deranged cunt
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2005-04-05, 15:18
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2005-04-05, 15:42
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2005-04-05, 16:40
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2005-04-05, 16:48
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Happy birthday, dick. You're name is dick, isn't it?
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2005-04-05, 17:15
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Lo, they do call to me...
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Happy birthday, you relentless, mung-eating bastard.
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2005-04-05, 17:34
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hey happy birthday ya old fucker
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2005-04-05, 18:22
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2005-04-05, 19:14
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fuck a kangaroo or two!
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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2005-04-05, 20:16
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Happy Birthday!
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Burnin' and a-lootin' tonight
burnin' all pollution tonight
burnin' all illusion tonight
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2005-04-05, 20:34
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happy bday lots of
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2005-04-05, 21:51
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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You are a top rocker!!!!!! Have a really great one!!!
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-04-05, 22:04
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I am a tax on the world..
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Psh. Asshole. 
I'm drinking this weekend, so I promise atleast 1 is for you. 
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2005-04-05, 22:11
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Many more.....ok?
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2005-04-05, 22:38
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happy bday man
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2005-04-05, 22:51
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bugfucker strikes back.
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Happy birthday from the bugfucker, you cunt.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2005-04-05, 23:16
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My Ass, Your Face
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FUCKER
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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2005-04-05, 23:18
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2005-04-05, 23:20
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happy birthday, chief |
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2005-04-05, 23:21
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have a cuntacular vaginal exit day |
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2005-04-05, 23:35
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2005-04-05, 23:40
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Now now, you're only saying that because his use of facts made your use of conjecture look like the ravings of a puerile lunatic. Be fair.
Cheers, Jim. If I drink, it will be for you. If I don't, it will also be for you.
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2005-04-06, 00:00
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Actually, not. I accept what he said, I was just following the suite of birthday insults.  |
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2005-04-06, 00:03
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That could have been directed at anyone. Jim does that a lot. But it was directed at you, so I apologize for misconstruing your comment.
Oh, and I've got the best Jim insult: Escherhead.
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2005-04-06, 00:09
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Could that be worse than calling him a Varg fan? Or pretending to confuse one of his posts for MTM's?
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2005-04-06, 00:09
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Thanks.
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2005-04-06, 00:10
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Escerhead cuts Jim to the bone because it's true.
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2005-04-06, 03:35
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you cranked shaft
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2005-04-06, 03:36
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omg t3h @x1s p3d@ls @r3 t3h b3st!!!!!!1!!11
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2005-04-06, 03:47
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Man, it's like a parade of abuse in here. Cunt this, fuck that, and my penis deep in a kangaroo. Y'all are adorable.
It's been quite a quiet birthday so far. My parents woke me up with phone calls, then I got two ex-g.f. calls (which were hideous). Got my presents off my parents yesterday (money, whisky, steak seasoner - they know my needs, bless 'em). Just my luck that my actual birthday should fall upon a busy day. But no matter! For my days off will be tomorrow and Friday, whereupon I will CUT UP SICK AND MISBEHAVE A LOT.
Tomorrow I am going to a company annual general meeting... why? Because there will be free booze and people to harass. A bunch of boring stakeholders and me, bald, drunk and black-clad, using profanity like it was a substitute for language. Should be a laugh.
Friday I am going to drink a lot of sake and cut up sick. Word.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2005-04-06, 03:49
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Up yours, bastard. My head has no Escherian themes.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2005-04-06, 03:49
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I am a tax on the world..
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Steak seasoning, haha.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2005-04-06, 03:51
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Purely out of curiosity, what is your company?
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2005-04-06, 05:35
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2005-04-06, 05:39
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Your head is so Escher it hurts. A lot. More than the knowledge that the world political stage over the course of the last few years isn't a sick twisted joke played by the best prankster in the world, who'll come out moments before we culturally self-immolate and yell 'Gotcha!' It's a sick and twisted joke, of course, but the guy behind it'll never own up. So happy birthday, Esch.
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2005-04-06, 05:39
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 Yayy, happy birthday.
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2005-04-06, 06:53
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You smart ass cunt  Love yea! Have a great B-day. |
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2005-04-06, 08:41
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Birthday? You old bastard. Fuck. Shit. Dripping Mung Festizzo.
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2005-04-06, 11:21
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Not my company, mate. A random company whose AGM I stole the invitation to. Only reason being top-quality booze and food, and antics will abound.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2005-04-06, 13:29
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HAPPY FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY!
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2005-04-06, 18:15
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Have a good one, mate!
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2005-04-06, 20:17
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Up yours, bastard. My head has no Escherian themes.
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I'll tell you, my favorite rap artist is MC Escher. Please Escher, Don't Hurt 'em!
ESCHERTIME!
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Happy B-Day dude! Thanks for keepin' it real.
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well, i didnt get on yesterday, so happy birthday today.
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you crack me up man. happy birthday  and to you a good drinking
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2005-04-07, 05:51
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Peanut Butter Escher Time. hahaha. Happy Barfday Man. |
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2005-04-07, 11:49
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Some of my alleged friends and ex-bitches forgot entirely. That was especially touching. So, don't worry if you're late. I actually appreciate it.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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