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Old 2005-04-05, 02:06
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How to mosh....

By looking around in the forums on MySpace, I have discovered this site. The site is called, "How To Mosh." It's stupid, but, slightly funny.

http://www.members.aol.com/rik0lar/moshing/mosh.htm#
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Old 2005-04-05, 02:11
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just listen to the toxic waltz. thats all the site should say.
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Old 2005-04-05, 02:12
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Hells yeah!
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Old 2005-04-05, 02:16
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just listen to the toxic waltz. thats all the site should say.


that and Thrashard by D.R.I.
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Old 2005-04-05, 02:17
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My sister is 33 and she used to call it Slam Dancing or Skanking
anyone else ever hear those terms?

She's pathetic now.....is retired from her life of punk and lives with an unemployed 35 yr old fartknocker that listens to......"Country"

Yes.....I have disowned her as my sister.

LOL
 
Old 2005-04-05, 02:19
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Punk is awesome.

I've heard Slam Dancing a lot around here. I saw the word Skanking in an interview with Henry Flannegan of The Cro-Mags (\m/).
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Old 2005-04-05, 02:26
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Yeah I've heard slam dancing, and slamming. And "the slam".
 
Old 2005-04-05, 02:29
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Well, I doubt there will be moshing at the Vai concert. He's not the guy that you mosh to, 'cause you have to listen too much.
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Old 2005-04-05, 03:42
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My sister is 33 and she used to call it Slam Dancing or Skanking
anyone else ever hear those terms?

She's pathetic now.....is retired from her life of punk and lives with an unemployed 35 yr old fartknocker that listens to......"Country"

Yes.....I have disowned her as my sister.

LOL

Slam Dancing is the original speed/thrash term where I grew up. Moshing came into use later as I recall. Skanking is a punk term and sort of implies more violent contact.
 
Old 2005-04-05, 04:16
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skanking is one of the various pit dances that exist within the punk rock mosh circle.
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Old 2005-04-05, 04:31
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Skanking is Ska dancing, I have a lot of Ska freinds,
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Old 2005-04-05, 04:32
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I just run into the pit with my arms and legs swinging like a retard

Not really, but it sure is cool, teehe.
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Old 2005-04-05, 04:38
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..kick your friend in the head and have a ball!
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Old 2005-04-05, 04:41
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My sister is 33 and she used to call it Slam Dancing or Skanking
anyone else ever hear those terms?

She's pathetic now.....is retired from her life of punk and lives with an unemployed 35 yr old fartknocker that listens to......"Country"

Yes.....I have disowned her as my sister.

LOL


I thought you don't judge people by what music they listen to? Hypocrit.
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Old 2005-04-05, 04:43
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Hells yeah!!!!1111!!!1
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Old 2005-04-05, 05:10
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Old 2005-04-05, 05:36
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just listen to the toxic waltz. thats all the site should say.


Friendly Violent fun dude!!
 
Old 2005-04-05, 11:53
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Katham used to call it 'the pogo'. But then again, he was weird.
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Old 2005-04-05, 12:03
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I thought you don't judge people by what music they listen to? Hypocrit.


I'm hoping you're just messin around because I could go apeshit over being labeled a hypocrit.......seriously.

I said he's 35...unemployed and listens to country.
No where did I say that his music choice is why I have disowned my sister...the reason is because she owes me over 1300 dollars and now avoids me due to the fact the bitch knows she's never gonna repay me.
To add fuel to the fire.....her latest "cock" is an unemployed fartknocker.

 
Old 2005-04-05, 12:14
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I said he's 35...unemployed and listens to country.
No where did I say that his music choice is why I have disowned my sister...the reason is because she owes me over 1300 dollars and now avoids me due to the fact the bitch knows she's never gonna repay me.
To add fuel to the fire.....her latest "cock" is an unemployed fartknocker.


I owe my brother $10.
 
Old 2005-04-06, 22:19
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They need a Hardcore dancing section. That stuff is so fun, but you look like a retard when you do it. I'll be dancin' this Friday, hopefully. INVU!!
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Old 2005-04-07, 00:32
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I hate those stupid hardcore kid dancers with the Judo moves and whatnot, oh I would just like to beat the buh-JEEZUS out of them
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Old 2005-04-07, 04:00
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If you hit the floor you can always crawl!!!!
I call it pitting,the skank I think is the shit where you tend to run weird.
anyone have cool injury stories from pits?
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Old 2005-04-07, 04:37
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anyone have cool injury stories from pits?

I straight-armed the floor in a Rigor Mortis pit. They finally figured out after two days of excruciating pain that a tiny triangular bone near the base of my thumb had broken in half. I had to have a FULL arm cast because twisting my forearm disturbed the bone in question. This was my left arm and it forced me to play slide guitar in my lap for the next few months.
 
Old 2005-04-09, 13:41
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she used to call it Slam Dancing or Skanking



Dude, reminds me, (this is sortof irrelevant but whatever) me and some friends took over a line dancing class and taught old ladies how to skank dance.

It ruled.

Don't ask me why....
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Old 2005-04-10, 04:13
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Figure I'd share a pit story right quick. This happened last night.

Me fav local group, INVU, was playin' in a rather small place. The stage was only a rise by about 1 to 1-1/2 feet. 4 Hardcore/Metalcore bands. Moshing was awesome, very rough and shit, for the first 3 bands. I even did a mini-stage dive in to the pit (since the stage was REALLY small, I say mini). Then, INVU came on. They were headlining, and the place went fuckin' crazy!! THE PIT ENVELOPED THE ENTIRE FLOOR, people were gettin' pushed on stage, and INVU only got halfway through there first song when they stopped playing. Why? WE HAD ACCIDENTALLY TRAMPLED ALL THE MONITORS IN AND DESTROYED ALL THE CABLES, SO THE VOCALS WERE OUT! They continued playing afterward, with no vocals however, just the 2 singers running around onstage screamin' over top of everything. There was still DANCING, just no more moshing. Eventually, though, everyone dancing (I was among them) got a bit too violent, and EVERYONE was thrown out. That was a VERY intense show for me. Anything similar ever happen to anyone else?
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Old 2005-04-10, 04:37
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I was at a show in Gainsville once and about 3 songs into the opening act.....about 14 skins showed up and dominated the pit until there was blood and several fights inundating the area......the skins were picking out people and going in for the attack.....it was shitty to witness and they took the whole vibe down a few notches......I was hoping some guys would ban together and go for some payback.....but it never happened.....and me...well....I cant fight guys so it sucked ass badly.
That was about 4 yrs ago.
 
Old 2005-04-10, 04:50
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Anybody who starts serious fights in pub gigs here in Aus. gets thrown out by bouncers. Well from what I have seen anyway.
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They need a Hardcore dancing section. That stuff is so fun, but you look like a retard when you do it. I'll be dancin' this Friday, hopefully. INVU!!
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Figure I'd share a pit story right quick. This happened last night.

Me fav local group, INVU, was playin' in a rather small place. The stage was only a rise by about 1 to 1-1/2 feet. 4 Hardcore/Metalcore bands. Moshing was awesome, very rough and shit, for the first 3 bands. I even did a mini-stage dive in to the pit (since the stage was REALLY small, I say mini). Then, INVU came on. They were headlining, and the place went fuckin' crazy!! THE PIT ENVELOPED THE ENTIRE FLOOR, people were gettin' pushed on stage, and INVU only got halfway through there first song when they stopped playing. Why? WE HAD ACCIDENTALLY TRAMPLED ALL THE MONITORS IN AND DESTROYED ALL THE CABLES, SO THE VOCALS WERE OUT! They continued playing afterward, with no vocals however, just the 2 singers running around onstage screamin' over top of everything. There was still DANCING, just no more moshing. Eventually, though, everyone dancing (I was among them) got a bit too violent, and EVERYONE was thrown out. That was a VERY intense show for me. Anything similar ever happen to anyone else?
How incredibly lame..
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Old 2005-04-10, 05:16
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It is kinda lame cuz they had to stop early, but the moshin' was fun.
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Old 2005-04-10, 05:18
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no..
just all that hardcore shit.. Lame.
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Old 2005-04-10, 05:25
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Oh.

I used to not like it either, but when I started doin' that dancin', I realized how much fun it was. But, w/e man, I respect your ideas, I'm sure most people on this site would agree with you.
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Old 2005-04-10, 05:26
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And by not like it, I meant there way of dancin', I always like the music since I heard it.
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Old 2005-04-10, 05:55
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the music is annoying, and the dancing is MUCH more annoying.
well, to each his own.
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Old 2005-04-10, 05:56
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Agreed, good sir.
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Old 2005-04-10, 14:29
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Moshing in the UK is so fucking pussy - its just bumping into each other.

Worst moshing injury i have had is probably a couple of black eyes and being kicked in the head a few times. A friend broke a few ribs.

Whats it called when people do those spinning kicks and shit to nu-metal bands? Someone should cut off their legs.

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