What a fucking cuntin' cunt. Yeah, I am talking about 50 Cent. Look at this ridiculous trailer in which 50 Cent, in his upcoming video game, lashes out at Caucasian corporate America.

http://the50centgame.com/us/

"50 Cent: Bulletproof presents 50 Cent in a unique visceral experience combining hard-hitting action and unprecedented interaction with his music. Inspired by a climactic event in his life the urban fable follows 50 Cent as he survives being shot 9 times (ergo: bulletproof) during an ambush and vows to seek revenge against his enemies—the most dangerous crime families in the city. His vengeance leads him down a bloody path through New York’s drug underworld where he uncovers an international conspiracy with devastating implications. With no other options 50 must fight his way out of a vicious web of corruption, double-crosses and shady deals. "

50 Cent is a hero, but he also is a gangstering ninja. Anyone who buys this game needs a searing rod of steel shoved deeply into their anal cavity.

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Fucking hell, I love America


EDIT: its pretty funny watching him glorify himself like that, its so rediculus

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Damn...if his shitbag father had simply spent .50 cents on a condom.....we'd never be bothered.


However I doubt there's any racist elements to this....who knows.

He's really milking that "I was shot 9 times" thing. Phil Anselmo died 3 times and I don't hear him flaunting that fact about everywhere he goes.

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I fucking second that. Next time around, they should send a better shooter. One well placed bullet will be enough to shut that asshole the fuck up for good. Maybe a .50 caliber?

Dude, that was really violent for a trailer. Does he actually approve of that and think that's a really cool game? I just almost fell down and laughed when I saw that part with the guy who comes w/ a butcher knife and he decapitates him.

I have never heard of the game before, I hope it's nothing with substance.

Whoever shot him nine times and didn't manage to kill him was obviously a little cock-eyed. I wouldn't be surprised if seven of those bullets magically went through the same hole.

He's a cock. A highly stupid man, a lousy artist, and a bad human being.

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This was the most hillarious thing I have seen in a while. Him at the beginning talking about how he owns "these streets" and how people forget about it, so he goes into some buisiness and kills a bunch of people for their money. Amazing.

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White people, no less.

What can we expect from this fool in the future? His own fucking brand of cereal?

Who gives a shit?

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lets make the 10th shot count for something

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this looks way more violent than any GTA.

and who the hell taught this rapper to fight like Chuck Norris? ..with a gun to his back, he surprisingly still whoops some white guys ass.

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If you're complaining about how this stupid game tries to make this guy look like some legit badass when he's not, I'd agree. If you want to label it as filth for trying to portray the character in the game, who is in reality a murderous, egomaniacal sociopath, as a sanctimonious hero, that's completely warranted. If you want to say he's coming off as a self-righteous douchebag of no real importance, that's also true.

I'm not sure why you say 'Caucasion Corporate America' when those words were never uttered during the trailer. What difference would it make that they are white to you? The fact of the matter is that those corporate fat cats are almost entirely white. There are no 'racial' overtones here, so I'm not sure how you picked that up. In fact, when you look into how many blacks and hispanics are presidents, chairpeople, CEO's, and other such high ranking positions in Fortune 500 companies, I almost wish there were 'racial' overtones.

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Dont mess with fitty.

holy shit, i thought i clicked 1986 but it was '96 and now i cant enter the stupid site. whatever.

What BLS said ^.

Who cares.

I hope he's happy now, he has a fucking video game after him. Bastard.

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as far as games graphics etc. the game looks pretty cool

as far as the subject matter, plot, character etc.

My dog could have come up with a better game (and my dog isn't too bright,)

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I just know people will assume it is racial because of all the people he is killing in that game trailer are white. We live in a highly liberalized society. If it was a white man killing a bunch of black guys for a video game trailer, that would be the last we would see of the game.

Bring up a thread about 50 Cent? Hell yeah, I'll contribute to the hate! 50 Cent, to me, is the epitome of what I hate about rap music. I'd play the game in a video store just to let the stupid fucker die a million times. It's pathetic. Stupid shits like him are showing up more and more in America everyday. Why don't we make a video game where you get to be either Kerry King, Dimebag (yes, resurrected), or Jerry Only (heh, just for kicks) and you have to go around killing every hip hop fucker in sight? The entire musical score would consists of Slayer, Pantera, Meshuggah, and Justin Timberlake (just to get you really pissed off). And at the end of the game, of course, 50 Cent would die and all of his evil rapping minions.
Burn in hell, "fitty".

*cries*

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So you propose that he throw in some token minorities despite the fact that it would be completely misrepresenting the reality of color groups in these big corporations? It's just a video game, so I could really care less. But really, what's the point? Being PC crosses the line when you sacrifice reality in order to acheive it.



What, like a pre-Rodney King California police officer?

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Who really cares, i highly doubt any of us are going to play it

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HOLY. FUCKING. HELL. WORST. NEWS. EVER.

Not really. The news of Mitch dying was a lot worse. And if you wanna go back in time, Randy Rhodes dying is the worst of all.

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You shithead!!! Randy Rhoads dying was not the worst. Over the summer when Quorthon died I cried my fucking eyes out so don't give me that shit!!!

Also, is this that e-gang shit?

Hey Hey! State your opinions a bit nicer next time. To me, when Dimebag died was the worst news ever. But that's my opinion, not eveyone's and I have a very open mind about it. So take it easy next time.

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Yeah, Dime dying is the worst news ever.

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Fitty is just doing what society is asking of him......that tard can walk into anyplace in America and have throngs of moronic fans falling to their feet wanting to be his pal......*dont hate the playa.....hate the players.


*translation for the handfull of morons here......Dont hate fitty...hate the people that support his no talent ugly ass.


Oh yes...Randy Rhodes ruled.

I don't think him saying "this is the worst news ever" was meant to be taken literally

Ah fuck Quorthon, to me it was just a noraml person's death. He wasn't special, and he made shit music.

I wasn't even born when Rand Rhoads died, so yes Dimebag's death is the worst news ever.

Psssh you don't understand how much I love Quorthon, then. And what about Dead? Did you forget about him too?

All of my friends have the same opinion.....I myself have no clue but laugh at the reviews I have read about him.....and I laugh even harder at the thought of "Black Metal Chicks" crying.

Kinda doesnt make sense....unless...well.....nevermind.

WHAT ABOUT CHUCK!?!? Im sure you all miss him too

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When Chuck died, I didn't know about his band. But fuck, when I got into it, and found out later on that he died. Fucking hell.

Well I didn't really know Dead existed at the time he was killed, considering I would have been about 5 years old at the time.

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You WOULD have been heartbroken though, right?

Sure I guess...

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No sense crying over 10 year old spilt milk.

Don't say it like that... you make me seem 15.

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Heh, there was no other way to put it!

Alluding to an earlier post, I think I might purchase a game in which Glen Benton hunts televangelists.

[BLACK METAL] I'm a crybaby! [/BLACK METAL]

Quit your bitching, you're reeking up the forum with emo.

Chuck Shuldiner and Dimebag were both a lot worse than Quorthon. Dimebag because of the way he died and the kind of person he was supposed to be. Chuck, of course, because he was a fucking genius. The last good album Quorthon put out was released in 1988. I think I can get over that.

Dead was no loss at all. He sucked. He couldn't even deal with how much he sucked and killed himself like a pussy. Then a bunch of teenagers read Lords of Chaos ten years after he died and declared he was a god, despite the fact that his only vox are on some really awful live albums and bootlegs with atrocious sound quality. You can't even hear what he fucking sounds like on those shitty albums, people only like him because of all the legend surrounding him. Attilla's vox shit all over his.

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First off, it's all a matter of opinion. Dead was my favorite Mayhem vocalist, as is Attilla is yours. I prefer Dead's voice over Attilla's, which is why he is my favorite. I like Attilla fine, but I didn't read a book to influence my views, it's just my taste. I don't worship Dead, I know it may seem that way considering I had him as a avatar for a long period of time because I thought it seemed like someone everyone here was fine with. Mayhem is my favorite black metal band so it only seemed natural. But keep in mind black metal isn't even close to being my style of metal at all. I'll leave it at this because I like you and just wanted to clear up some things.

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Amen

I want to be the first person to ever correct you on grammar/spelling. (Mainly just to be a dick). You used "YOUR" when you should have used "YOU'RE"

Anyway...I would go even further than you and say that the only reason most people listen to Mayhem at all is because of the whole controversy about the band (no only Dead), I bet they gained a larger fan base after the authors of Lords of Chaos dug all the history up. I mean come on, don't you know its super grim and kvlt to listen to a band full evil suicidal norweigans and murderers that eat brain stew and make skull shard necklaces.

Also, the deaths of Dime or Rhoads aren't even comparable to the death of Quorthon. Thats like comparing the pope dying to the death of some baptist priest somewhere deep in the swamps of Louisiana.

lets all shutup and hope no one buys this game, eh?

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Haha! Good looking out.

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You also spelt Schuldiner wrong!

I'd buy that...

He and a posse of death metal artists could be like rescuing molested alter boys from the secret dungeons of the Vatican. The pope would be the final bad guy and he would transform into a powerful demon like Lo Pan in "Big Trouble in Little China"...

It's 14 years. He died April 8th 1991.

Eh whatever I don't care.

And Trey Azagthoth would use his special power high magick fireball attacks oooooohhh !!!!!

I was on Morbid Angel's website today, and apparently Trey either created a patch or used an existing patch to create a new level in one of the Doom games. I think he also created a level in Quake 3. I don't play either of those games, but I was laughing my ass off thinking about how Trey Azagthoth spends enough time playing video games to create his own damn levels. That's so badass.

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^ Read the Heretic booklet... He like met his wife on a Quake 3 tournament or something?! haha

Not surprising. I saw him on MTV2 a while back and was amused to see that he was the biggest nerd ever. I was expecting this hardass smartass better than thou kind of guy, but he came off more like a 40 year old virgin video game freak mama's boy who would glady suck Eddie Van Halen's cock if Eddie asked him to.