Comments? I don't want to make it if it won't be used, but I would seriously try to do it.

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even if it didnt scare off the nu-metal dudes, it'd still be a seriously kickass movie... for starters you'd get to beat up a slipknot fan with your friends (lucky bastard) and second, we get to watch.

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fuck yeah do it

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Fuck yeah...

Characters:

MA = Morbid Angel shirt guy
CC = Cannibal Corpse shirt guy
S = Slayer shirt guy
K = Korn shirt guy
GD = Green Day shirt guy


Script:

MA: Hey CC, how's that new ENGL Powerball amp you picked up working out for you?

CC: It totally owns. I cranked it up full yesterday and all of my wife's precious china vibrated off the shelves and shattered into a million fucking precious pieces of shit...

S: Ouch, are you in the doghouse for that move?

CC: She was pretty bent at first, but I had them insured for twice their actual value. After giving her the high hard one I convinced her to let me spend the profits on a new Jackson and a small tour bus.

MA: Smooth move bitch.

(K and GD walk up...)

K: Hi guys! We're metalheads too! Chris Head from Korn is my hero and we're looking to start a band!!

(Blank stares from MA, CC, and S)

GD: Yeah, you guys look pretty kewl! Do you play instruments? I'm a guitarist and I can play three songs by Green Day and I've almost figured out a solo by Sum 41!!!

MA:

CC:

S:



Or something like that...

thats great

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Thanks bro.

I think for the flaming part of the video, instead of bothering to come up with dialogue they should just give each other a nod and a wink and then all reach behind their backs simultaneously and produce actual flamethrowers and proceed to completely incinerate the two pussies. Then they should piss on the ashes and go back to talking about gear as if nothing happened.

Seems interesting.

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I vote to replace the Green day guy with limp Bizkit guy, I like Green day (okay so mainly their old stuff but still)

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how about mudvayne. wheres the hate for them?

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Are you saying fans of certain types of Metal that dont agree with a few arent welcome here?

well if that hasnt been obviouse yet...

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Seems fair, but I kind of like some Limp Bizkit stuff and they don't pretend to be metal. Mudvayne is a pretty talented band as well and even if they're a little weak, they're not disgustingly cheesy or anything. Maybe Creed or Winger. Winger guy could be Stewart from Beavis and Butthead...

Lets settle this by putting one kid in a korn/slipknot shirt and the other in a blink 182/good charlotte shirt. I'm all for this, it's going to be quite funny

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Sum 41, Greenday, Blink 182, and Good Charlotte aren't even considered metal by anyone.

You should just have someone in a Slipknot shirt and someone in a Korn or Godsmack shirt or something.

Actually a kid told my guitarist that blink 182 were the heaviest thrash band ever...

And they need to get their ass kicked anyway.

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This confuses me....I have no love for slipknot or whatever....but to be hatin on others for their choice makes no sense to me.

Bottom line...Slipknot or greenday or sum182 and blink41 have played before more people and sold more music than ANY of you here.
Kind retarded if the truth must be told.

(yes...I know it's really blink182 & sum41.....inside joke)

fuck yeah!, if you actually film it and post it here!

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SO FUNNAY!

Find more constructive things to do with your free time.

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I don't think we should have green day or sum 41 shirt guys, not too many people here listen to them, there should be Slipknot, Korn, and Mudvayne shirt guys. Anyways, great fucking idea!!!!

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It makes perfect sense! We are not hating them for what music they like, we hate them for their stupidity.

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I live in San Diego and I consider Blink 182 to be a major embarrassment to my home town and a blight on the local music scene, so I'm all for flaming their ass.


***LambOfGod: What type of video media were you thinking about? Animation or Live Action? Is this already a hobby of yours?

I say definitely include a guy in a Limp Bizkit shirt. That sack of shit Fred Durst had the audacity to go on and on about Britney Spears at a Metallica concert!!! And then him and the rest of the band proceeded to kiss Metallica's collective assholes and suck their collective cocks, culminating their performance by "playing" (and I use the term loosely), a piece of shit cover of Sanitarium. They got booed off the stage in Chicago. Here in Orlando, everyone was too concerned with staying dry, (it rained like a bitch), to even pay attention to what the miniature little fuck was talking about, but still, it has earned him and his "band" an ass whooping the likes of which have not been recorded in recent history. You can keep the Blink 182 guy, cause they suck too.

Edit: Include a guy in a Pantera shirt. After all, it's only appropriate.

Nickelback.

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LMAO....Horseface fucker. Are they even considered Metal? I thought they were pop.

Dont forget that watching any beat down is cool

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i think thats rock

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They piss me off worse than any of the other bands listed. They all need to die.

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This is fucking dumb.

Three words: Waste of bandwidth.

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I think I will do it. I have a friend who's a big horror movie fiend and him and his friends get together and make cheesy horror movies for fun, so I'll try to get them to help me. Problem is, they all listen to Mudvayne and Slipknot, 'cept the one who HATES Slipknot. The point of this is to get nu-metal kids to stop posting about nu-metal, it's not really hatin', more like warnin'. Be aware, it may be awhile before it's up though.

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There were these kids at my school that made jackass movies for fun.