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euhm okee:confused:
okee so it like 2:30 at nite, and all of a sudden 2 girls standing in my back garden(i sleep in the rom attached to the backgarden) 
1 of em is my mate and they were at a school party and missed the bus home so they walked al the way to the other side of my village to my house.
And now their laying in my fucking bed and theres no rom for me 
so im siiting here an nite behind my cpu 
sry but just though wel its shitchat anyway so i though id share this with yall 
anything like this ever happend to any of u???
sry for this thread 
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2005-04-02, 02:12
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2005-04-02, 02:13
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Wait, let me get this straight.....there are two chicks lying in your bed....one is your mate (aka your woman right?) and you say there is no room for you? God DAMN man!!!!! Get the fucking action going!!! Jump between them and get a fuckin hump session going!!! If one is your girl, her friend should be willing to get down and dirty. Just tell her its a learning experience.
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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2005-04-02, 02:13
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bugfucker strikes back.
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2005-04-02, 02:16
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my mate is not my girl just a good friend
but their laying in a way that leaves no room for me, and im not gonna get it going with them, their asleep btw
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2005-04-02, 02:19
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Ask them next time they decide to sleep over, if they'd be so kind to let you join in.
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2005-04-02, 02:21
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Ask them next time they decide to sleep over, if they'd be so kind to let you join in.
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u got a point there
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2005-04-02, 02:22
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ok. how good of a friend is that? This will be a determining factor.
1) Approach said hottie(s)
2) Since the specimen is asleep, slowly and gingerly remove said specimens pants/dress/skirt/garter....what have you...(lol)
3) Remove the underwear.
4) Insert tongue into Vagina (this is a good way to see if she has been bathing on a regular basis mind you.
5) Repeat for friend laying next to her.
Here is the kicker, after you get the first girl all warmed up, hopefully she will still be asleep. With any luck you can do the same to the girl next to her and put her hand or face on the other girls snatch....that would be fucking cool.
I'm just jerkin your chain BTW, but if you really did this shit....you would be the fucking man
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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2005-04-02, 02:23
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....one is your mate (aka your woman right?)
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I think he's foreign. Mate is friend, not woman...
At least play some guitar or something to start breaking the ice. A threesome takes serious foreplay, innuendo, and persistence to make it happen (unless they're total sluts). Make them some nice mixed drinks (strong).
A guy/girl couple tried to get me in a threesome and the obvious hint was when they put on a porno of two guys doing a chick simultaneously. I wasn't going there because of the guy, but if you have a porno laying around of one guy with two girls action you might as well give it a shot.
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2005-04-02, 02:28
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Just go curl up in your bed with them. Thats all, nothing more. WOMEN LOVE TO BE HELD.
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2005-04-02, 02:35
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haha that reminds me, one time i was at a freinds house hanging out, and around 2-3 at night another one of our freinds just pops up at the window baning in it and screaming (big window from about hte floor to the celing) scared the shit outa us...he just wanted booze
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2005-04-02, 03:03
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haha people always show up at each others houses in this neighborhood
seems to me like youre passing up a good chance though kim
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2005-04-02, 03:33
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holy shit. FUCK BOTH OF THEM!!! there is no question abouut it, fuck them. fuck them all night. and play meta; on your damn stereou. im sure its almost over by now, but im just saying what you should have done. FUCK THEM! actually, if theyre not hot, nevermingd, only hot girls are worthy of fuckingl but you should fuck tehem. i dont know what your whating for.
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2005-04-02, 05:16
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im not planning to fuck them, actualy they just left, and one of em was not that pretty, the one i know is hot though. but still im not looking for some pussy, its just it kinda felt weird having 2 girls in my bed uninvited, and i was just sharing it with yall
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2005-04-02, 06:10
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That's kinda cool/weird. Pull up a sleeping bag.
Edit: Well, my post was a bout an hour late. You're probably asleep.... or following some other's advice... which I hope you're not.
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2005-04-02, 07:21
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That's kinda cool/weird. Pull up a sleeping bag.
Edit: Well, my post was a bout an hour late. You're probably asleep.... or following some other's advice... which I hope you're not.
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nah i wasnt ive been up all nite and im not even tired
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2005-04-02, 07:25
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nah i wasnt ive been up all nite and im not even tired |
If you were up all night and not even tired that means that you wanted to bang them despite what your angelic side is telling your brain.
If they came to your house and slept in your bed there is a strong chance that they wanted to bang you but weren't sure how to break the ice.
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2005-04-02, 08:36
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If you were up all night and not even tired that means that you wanted to bang them despite what your angelic side is telling your brain.
If they came to your house and slept in your bed there is a strong chance that they wanted to bang you but weren't sure how to break the ice.
Are you suffering from blue balls?
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dude they didnt go to my house for fun, they came cuz they missed to bus to their town (bout 45 mins on the bus) and the nex one came after like 7 hours so they went to my house so they wouldnt have to be outside all nite
and if i woul dbe desperate for a fuck. well.. im from holland, land of legal weed and ho's so
EDIT: my balls arent blue, just hairy
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2005-04-02, 12:15
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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