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View Poll Results: Who is the current Metaltabs Hottie
Dame 19 44.19%
Bia 12 27.91%
Other 12 27.91%
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Old 2005-04-01, 15:28
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Metaltabs Hottie... Vote now!

This is to determine who the current Metaltabs Hottie title should go to since there is so much debate in the RTT.
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Old 2005-04-01, 15:29
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Oh, you've gotta be fucking kidding, Soul.
 
Old 2005-04-01, 15:30
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I'm afraid not.
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Old 2005-04-01, 15:30
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Oh jeez..............

DameFraMorkum for hottie!
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Old 2005-04-01, 15:31
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Shit, we just settled ourselves down. I thought we agreed that no one can top HIlary Clinton. I don't want the fighting. Make it stop. Make it stop!


[by the way, i voted for "other". andrewc gets my vote.]
 
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Shit, we just settled ourselves down. I thought we agreed that no one can top HIlary Clinton. I don't want the fighting. Make it stop. Make it stop!

Nah, Kirstie Alley (sp?)
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Old 2005-04-01, 15:32
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No fighting here. It is a vote to end the debate in the RTT.
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Old 2005-04-01, 15:32
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Dame!!
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Old 2005-04-01, 15:32
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No fighting here. It is a vote to end the debate in the RTT.


Right.
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Old 2005-04-01, 15:37
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I'll vote for the future chick who is yet to join and is hotter than any metaltabs chick before her.
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Old 2005-04-01, 15:40
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Other - > Have to say that im hawtter than you all, its like 50 degrees C in here, ill have to open a window or something.
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Old 2005-04-01, 15:41
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I'll vote for the future chick who is yet to join and is hotter than any metaltabs chick before her.

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Old 2005-04-01, 15:42
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Dame!!

 
Old 2005-04-01, 15:42
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Dame because she likes my eyes.
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Old 2005-04-01, 15:43
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I'll vote for the future chick who is yet to join and is hotter than any metaltabs chick before her.


Notice CURRENT Metaltabs Hottie
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Old 2005-04-01, 15:43
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I picked Bia, as before. But Dame is still mine right now. oh my god, am I going to get bitched at again. THANKS, soul.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2005-04-01, 15:44
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I picked Bia, as before. But Dame is still mine right now. oh my god, am I going to get bitched at again. THANKS, soul.


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Old 2005-04-01, 15:44
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The first one that dies, ship her to me.
 
Old 2005-04-01, 15:44
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Dame because she likes my eyes.

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Old 2005-04-01, 15:46
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Awww Danke. You do have pretty eyes.
Who's Danke? Someone I should know about?
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Old 2005-04-01, 15:47
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I picked Bia, as before. But Dame is still mine right now. oh my god, am I going to get bitched at again. THANKS, soul.
Yeah that was pretty stupid. What am I worth to you?!
 
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Old 2005-04-01, 15:58
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L'BXX!
I haven't seen her, but she could be hot...
 
Old 2005-04-01, 16:00
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And MyOwn, that was laaaame
 
Old 2005-04-01, 16:00
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L'BXX!
I haven't seen her, but she could be hot...

Hell yeah, I second that.
 
Old 2005-04-01, 16:02
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....


And MyOwn, that was laaaame
I know... damn, I'm off today.
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Old 2005-04-01, 16:04
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Old 2005-04-01, 16:04
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I know... damn, I'm off today.

It's okay. We all are. Curse of the RTT.
 
Old 2005-04-01, 16:05
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It's okay. We all are. Curse of the RTT.

Yeah that was some fucking crazy shit.
 
Old 2005-04-01, 16:10
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L'BXX!
I haven't seen her, but she could be hot...

she posted pics, shes very mom like
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Old 2005-04-01, 16:36
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I can't vote until I see BeastofCarrion and L'BXX!
 
Old 2005-04-01, 16:37
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Old 2005-04-01, 16:39
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L'BXX!
I haven't seen her, but she could be hot...


Dude, no. Don't bring Bobbi into this.
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Old 2005-04-01, 16:40
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A dude? I was under a different impression. Don't we have some Australian chick here?
 
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A dude? I was under a different impression. Don't we have some Australian chick here?


Thats brokencrimson.
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Old 2005-04-01, 16:48
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WHA!

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Old 2005-04-01, 16:51
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Thats brokencrimson.


Ah yes.

Yeah, FearFrost should be up there!

Edit: Daaaamn. I just saw Cynatica.
http://home.tiscali.nl/cynatica/web/

(click "foto's" then "Zomerse Cynatica")

Yep, I definitely picked "other"

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Old 2005-04-01, 17:04
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she posted pics, shes very mom like

I guess some guys like that



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Old 2005-04-01, 17:17
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yeeeep... def'll probably close it on sight. hurry up, def!
 
Old 2005-04-01, 17:21
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I picked dame, but hell, why no guys on that list?
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Old 2005-04-01, 17:26
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cynatica has metaltabs in her links she should come back

edit: heres the english version of her site http://home.tiscali.nl/cynatica/cynv1.2/Eng/index.htm
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Old 2005-04-01, 17:38
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Old 2005-04-01, 17:44
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I voted for Dame, she is very attractive and seems genuine to her love of Metal which...in itself is an attractive trait to me.
Sure...I think alot of myself and have quite an ego.....but it's a fun thing mostly and I dont take it too seriously.
I have never lacked of guys trying so it's cool.
For those that tossed me a vote.....THANKS.....you made my day!

I'm still shooting for that custom title....but the covered boobies didnt seem to get it so......Damn.

 
Old 2005-04-01, 18:21
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I voted for Dame, she is very attractive and seems genuine to her love of Metal which...in itself is an attractive trait to me.
Sure...I think alot of myself and have quite an ego.....but it's a fun thing mostly and I dont take it too seriously.
I have never lacked of guys trying so it's cool.
For those that tossed me a vote.....THANKS.....you made my day!

I'm still shooting for that custom title....but the covered boobies didnt seem to get it so......Damn.



Cloaca said me about the covered tits, hahaha, but i didn't see it.

I vote for all the Chicks, done.

Fair.
 
Old 2005-04-01, 18:23
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Old 2005-04-01, 18:28
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I voted for Dame, but I realized I could have voted other and specified it as BLS
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Old 2005-04-01, 19:34
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Man, you and BLS...
 
Old 2005-04-01, 19:42
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Old 2005-04-01, 19:46
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I don't think I remember him...
 
Old 2005-04-01, 19:52
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Old 2005-04-01, 20:17
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I want to say Weijia... but I know my heart would just get broken again.
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Old 2005-04-01, 21:21
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Cynaticas is pretty fucking amn fine, but I have never seen her post on here, so Dame gets my vote by default, mainly cause she wants a picture of me topless and not obscured by my beast (that is drum kit to you mere mortals)
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Old 2005-04-01, 21:21
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Bia's series of middle finger shots and metaltabs "tattoo" pic gets my vote.
 
Old 2005-04-01, 21:26
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i guess bia get my vote, shes the only metal chick ive seen around here (that im aware of) so
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Old 2005-04-01, 21:27
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Cynaticas is pretty fucking amn fine, but I have never seen her post on here, so Dame gets my vote by default, mainly cause she wants a picture of me topless and not obscured by my beast (that is drum kit to you mere mortals)

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Old 2005-04-01, 23:16
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I havn't seen either of them.
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Old 2005-04-01, 23:33
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Old 2005-04-01, 23:35
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Old 2005-04-02, 00:47
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Id fuck them both, preferably in the ass with no lube.

Then make then suck my dick, while I plug their nose so they cant breathe.. resulting in a sudden BURST of snot all over my ballsac. With some brutal death metal playing in the background.

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Old 2005-04-02, 00:52
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I say we put "Metaltabs Hottie" on Dame's user title.
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Id fuck them both, preferably in the ass with no lube.

Then make then suck my dick, while I plug their nose so they cant breathe.. resulting in a sudden BURST of snot all over my ballsac. With some brutal death metal playing in the background.

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Wow, you certainly have a way with the ladies.
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Change her user title!
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Old 2005-04-02, 00:58
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Actually, I don't think they can.
 
Old 2005-04-02, 00:58
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Yes they can. I'm sure nomad would say "hell yeah to it."

Winner of the poll, to be fair. (you'll win. )
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2005-04-02, 01:00
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Yeah, that's pretty fucking gross.


You'd like it.. hell, I might even choke you if you ask nice enough.

But their's no way you could handle me.. yet

Go fuck some of these moaners and groners, then come back
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Old 2005-04-02, 01:02
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Haha I couldn't handle you huh? Why?
 
Old 2005-04-02, 01:10
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Haha I couldn't handle you huh? Why?


He's too much cock for you. I'm just the right amount.
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Old 2005-04-02, 01:14
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Old 2005-04-02, 01:18
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Yes they can. I'm sure nomad would say "hell yeah to it."


Oh no, REALLY GD?

Owned. I guess this is payback? I'm her bitch now.

I might call into Defcon, btw.
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Old 2005-04-02, 01:25
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i got owned? how
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Old 2005-04-02, 01:31
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i got owned? how

Yea, I don't get this one...you quoted something you said, he tried to contradict it, and you quoted it again.
 
Old 2005-04-02, 01:39
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Yes they can. I'm sure nomad would say "hell yeah to it."

Winner of the poll, to be fair. (you'll win. )


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I already said that Nomad is the only one who can do it. I was just being an ass. And it got ruined by me having to explain it.
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Old 2005-04-02, 01:45
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The fact that you had to explain it means it was ruined to begin with, though I appreciate the attempt.

slayme's still all-time Hottest. He could handle BLS, no problem.
 
Old 2005-04-02, 01:48
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well, i prefer blondes. plus Dame is black metal so i prefer that too. Dame won my heart
 
Old 2005-04-02, 01:59
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Awesome.
 
Old 2005-04-02, 02:06
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"Danke" is "thanks" in Deutsch.


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Old 2005-04-02, 02:30
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Old 2005-04-02, 02:33
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this contest sucks.. there's only like 2 or 3 girls in this forum.
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Old 2005-04-02, 02:34
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There are 4, not including me.

Just kidding.
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Old 2005-04-02, 03:18
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slayme's still all-time Hottest. He could handle BLS, no problem.


I couldnt handle him though I never knew someone could expel so much mucus.
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Perhaps.
 
Old 2005-04-02, 03:26
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Id fuck them both, preferably in the ass with no lube.

Then make then suck my dick, while I plug their nose so they cant breathe.. resulting in a sudden BURST of snot all over my ballsac. With some brutal death metal playing in the background.

www.throatjobs.com


Damn....you know how to sweep a gal off of her feet........lets go!
 
Old 2005-04-02, 03:27
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You'd like it.. hell, I might even choke you if you ask nice enough.


Just saw this.....now you really are teasing me!
 
Old 2005-04-02, 03:28
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Damn....you know how to sweep a gal off of her feet........lets go!


Oh, I voted for ye. Sorry Dame, I prefer darker hair to lighter.
 
Old 2005-04-02, 03:29
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She's mine.

well, looks like were gonna have to settle this hand to hand. I'll beat your ass and claim my bride fuck that, im drunk, loving it, and fucking around. but ill still kick your ass botch. yes BOTCH. kind of an inside joke amongst my friends, but the word is still hilarious to me. uhhhh.
 
Old 2005-04-02, 03:31
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well, looks like were gonna have to settle this hand to hand. I'll beat your ass and claim my bride fuck that, im drunk, loving it, and fucking around. but ill still kick your ass botch. yes BOTCH. kind of an inside joke amongst my friends, but the word is still hilarious to me. uhhhh.


Dame is a very attractive fem.....but we could easily settle this with a guitar thrashing contest....I'm very confident with that...hehe

Dame.....how well do you play? It seems you rarely discuss jamming on the guitar.
 
Old 2005-04-02, 03:41
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Dame is a very attractive fem.....but we could easily settle this with a guitar thrashing contest....I'm very confident with that...hehe

Dame.....how well do you play? It seems you rarely discuss jamming on the guitar.

oh, i know, im a sucker for a girl that can jam. but, i have yet to hear either of you jam. But to tell you the truth, i feel that you, Bia, can jam "better" than Dame. but like i said, Im a sucker for blondes.
 
Old 2005-04-02, 04:10
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but we could easily settle this with a guitar thrashing contest....

Ah! I think this is one of the first times I've agreed with Bia on something
 
Old 2005-04-02, 09:35
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Old 2005-04-02, 09:48
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oh, i know, im a sucker for a girl that can jam. but, i have yet to hear either of you jam. But to tell you the truth, i feel that you, Bia, can jam "better" than Dame. but like i said, Im a sucker for blondes.

Seems like you're a sucker for a lot of things......
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Old 2005-04-02, 11:26
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Dame is a very attractive fem.....but we could easily settle this with a guitar thrashing contest....I'm very confident with that...hehe

Dame.....how well do you play? It seems you rarely discuss jamming on the guitar.


Everyone knows that if there is ever a dispute between 2 women over anything remotley to do with a man then the only acceptable solution is not a shred off:

everyone knows it is:

LIVE TELEVISED JELLO WRESTLING!!!

The winner is the one wearing the least amount of clothing



If all clothing is lost then the fight shall continue until eithier competitor is pinned by the other in the most erotic position possible.
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Old 2005-04-02, 12:09
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I watched one at a Uni once, they only let hot chicks enter, which was great..........

The winner got a slab, except noone could tell who the winner was, so it got split between three chicks. One of the best school excursions I ever went on..............
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Old 2005-04-02, 12:50
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dame is the hottest metal chick ever. screw angela glassgow
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Old 2005-04-02, 14:41
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dame is the hottest metal chick ever. screw angela glassgow

who?
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Old 2005-04-02, 14:43
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who?

Arch Enemy vocalist silly


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