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2005-04-01, 03:54
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Mitch Hedberg is fucking Dead.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2005-04-01, 03:58
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Mitch is the reason I am a sarcastic asshole most of the time. Its just not cool to see your heroes slowly dying around you.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2005-04-01, 03:58
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Holy shit, that really sucks.
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Painted faces in a circus
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2005-04-01, 04:01
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2005-04-01, 04:05
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I heard already... fucked up.
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2005-04-01, 04:05
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I keep hearing that it might be an April Fools joke. If it is... I swear to god, its about the most unfunny fucking joke since the one about MJK from Tool being dead.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2005-04-01, 04:08
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I keep hearing that it might be an April Fools joke. If it is... I swear to god, its about the most unfunny fucking joke since the one about MJK from Tool being dead.
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2005-04-01, 06:04
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Oh my fucking god, my favorite comedian is dead. The only comedian I know who enjoys death metal is dead. Fucking horrible. First Dime now Mitch, god dammit this sucks!
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2005-04-01, 06:06
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RIP Mitch....
you have brought me many laughs.....and for that I thank you!
Bia/Vic
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2005-04-01, 06:17
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For all of you who have never seen the true comic talent of Mitch click here for some movies.
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
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2005-04-01, 12:42
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2005-04-01, 12:54
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Never heard of him. As long as Ricky Gervais and Peter Kay don't die, I don't care.
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2005-04-01, 13:27
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Or Rodney Rude for that matter. GET RUDE ON! GET RUDE ON!
Oh well, I'm sure this dude was a funny mofo. RIP
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2005-04-01, 13:45
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Damn. I met that guy a few years ago at an airport. He was so nice. He and his wife. I rode with him and his wife and we talked the whole way. They were so kind. He gave me their cell and home phone number, and said he'd rig up a spot near me with the upcoming tour--and he did, but I wasn't able to make it. What a guy. RIP Mitch. You were funny as hell, and it seems like you were just getting started. Sad day. 
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2005-04-01, 14:57
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Same here - ?
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2005-04-01, 17:28
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How can anybody eat at a time like this? The Dufrains are locked in the back of somebody's trunk... and they're hungry! That's a double whammy!
Man, all those death metal bands I listen to have intense names like 'Mortuary' and 'Rigor Mortis'. I had a death metal band, but it wasn't that intense. We were called 'Injured'. You either loved us or hated us... or you thought we were okay.
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2005-04-01, 17:33
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I've never heard of this guy either. Oh well, shit happens....the pope will die any day now...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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2005-04-01, 17:35
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Bummer, I loved this quote from him: "I would imagine if you understood Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy"
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2005-04-01, 17:36
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I've never heard of this guy either. Oh well, shit happens....the pope will die any day now...
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The pope will never die, he's on the Jesus Juice.
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
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2005-04-01, 17:40
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The pope will never die, he's on the Jesus Juice.
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2005-04-01, 22:26
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How can anybody eat at a time like this? The Dufrains are locked in the back of somebody's trunk... and they're hungry!
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 Man, that was a great show. That was my favorite comedian also. Oh well...
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2005-04-01, 22:33
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Meh, I think it's just one big April Fools joke. He's a comedian, remember?
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2005-04-01, 22:59
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I think he died a few days ago, not today. I didn't think he was that funny anyway though.
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2005-04-01, 23:09
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I think he died a few days ago, not today. I didn't think he was that funny anyway though.
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He died yesterday morning. Its all over mainstream news and shit. Its not a hoax.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2005-04-01, 23:58
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I am a tax on the world..
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To make light of a [probably] bad situation, the next to-be-pope might be that openly gay bishop. haha  .
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2005-04-02, 00:27
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Don't post that shit here.
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2005-04-02, 00:39
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well, as long as david cross doesnt croack
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2005-04-02, 01:11
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Not only would we lose one of the greatest comedians of our generation, but that would seriously fuck up Arrested Development. I'm watching it right now, it's rocking my socks. I am curious why it's showing on a Friday, though. They've shown several Sunday shows tonight. Maybe Fox is going to show the opening day Sox/Yankees game on Sunday?
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2005-04-02, 01:19
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Wtf, does everyone just not give a shit about Mitch? I'm done with this. Meh. Fuck.
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meh, mitch was touching to me, but im not really gonna talk about it on this forum
i never saw him live. passed up the oppurtunity to see suffocation play instead.
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2005-04-03, 01:57
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Mitch fucking ruled man!!! I only found out about him accidentally a few months ago, and have been obsessed with his damn material ever since. The guy was a comical genius. I had downloaded a bunch of clips of Mitch, and I would play them for my friends all the time. A lot of them didn't get many of his jokes. It was funny, but at the same time enlightening. I need new friends. Any takers?
RIP Mitch.
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Mitch was one of the most original comedians ever. I still have to pause and think about him being dead sometimes, because it seems like one of those things that just wasn't supposed to happen.
I saw a human pyramid once... it was totally unnecessary.
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I just found out about it now and i'm devistated. Unfuckingbelievable...Him and rodney dangerfield are taking shots together somehwere in the afterlife. This one goes out to you mitch , one of the best....
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