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Old 2005-03-27, 22:50
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Porn Please

what's is the best free porn site on the net?
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Old 2005-03-27, 22:51
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http://www.hornypeter.com

Its not BAD, but its not great. I usually go there for a quick fix late at night.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2005-03-27, 22:52
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Old 2005-03-27, 23:13
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There's pornography on the internet?
 
Old 2005-03-27, 23:23
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There's pornography on the internet?

hahahaha....
Anyway, for the answer, refer to the old "nicest tits" threads. There are plenty of picks there. And if not...hmm...search the fucking internet! Go to yahoo search, type in whatever shit you wanna see, and have fun!
 
Old 2005-03-27, 23:28
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yeah man, for pics go to:
images.google.com

For videos, I go to
www.lolitampegs.com

The title doesn't really serve it well, as it's made up of a lot of other shit.
 
Old 2005-03-27, 23:33
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for big tits:

www.cinemajuggs.com/forum

tracker.cinemajuggs.com
 
Old 2005-03-27, 23:45
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Old 2005-03-27, 23:57
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Those are all shit.

www.worldsex.com
www.sublimedirectory.com
www.thehun.com

These sites are huge and free. What's more they have archives of everything they ever posted. Mountains and mountains of fuck.
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Old 2005-03-28, 00:00
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bwaahahaha, I used to go to worldsex.com every day.....
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Old 2005-03-28, 00:08
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Old 2005-03-28, 01:44
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whatever u do, do not go to lemonparty.org



found this on accident one day.
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Old 2005-03-28, 01:48
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whatever u do, do not go to lemonparty.org



found this on accident one day.


by accident you say? are you sure about that?
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Old 2005-03-28, 02:41
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this one is good

www.free-pics.de.tf
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Old 2005-03-28, 02:52
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whatever u do, do not go to lemonparty.org



found this on accident one day.


OMG My fucking eyes!!! Now I will not be able to eat for a week. Never ever link anything like that ever again.
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Old 2005-03-28, 02:55
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whatever u do, do not go to lemonparty.org



found this on accident one day.


Listen to Defcon radio or something? Thats from someone on there...
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2005-03-28, 02:57
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www.livejasmin.com has some funny webcams..
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Old 2005-03-28, 03:05
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Listen to Defcon radio or something? Thats from someone on there...

oh yea your right thankfully i didnt and wonte click on it
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Old 2005-03-28, 03:25
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Its just 3 old guys, one get his dick sucked while the other kisses him.

I found it quite ammusing... 60+ year old homosexuals make me laugh.
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Old 2005-03-28, 03:26
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Those are all shit.

www.worldsex.com
www.sublimedirectory.com
www.thehun.com

These sites are huge and free. What's more they have archives of everything they ever posted. Mountains and mountains of fuck.

Yeah, the Hun is what I normally use, but it has some pretty weird shit on there, eg. Straight couples having sex.

Twistys.com has good quality babes.
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Old 2005-03-28, 04:17
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Its just 3 old guys, one get his dick sucked while the other kisses him.

I found it quite ammusing... 60+ year old homosexuals make me laugh.

Yeah my friend pwnd me with that pic once, he sent me the lind and was like "Dude look at this nice Jackson KV-2" and I was like "Yaaaay" and I clicked on it........Almost comitted suicide right then and there just to end my misery.
 
Old 2005-03-28, 04:50
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man, I don't even go to porn sites any more. why bother if you can get a piece of ass any damn time you want? or if you have a kick ass file sharing program like I do. hahaha. well, it's not exactly kickass, but it serves its purpose. I don't know if any of you have ever heard of iMesh; well, I have a clean version of this spyware ladden piece of crap. it's called EyeMesh. Same exact thing, just no spyware. However, you still run the risk of downloading some crap from someone else. it's good to be careful. If you do get it, do not download any file that is 10 KB in size. it's a little app that launches a shitload of porn pop ups and probably infects your system with all kinds of shit. I don't know how to get it, though, as I got it from a friend.
 
Old 2005-03-28, 05:25
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Yeah my friend pwnd me with that pic once, he sent me the lind and was like "Dude look at this nice Jackson KV-2" and I was like "Yaaaay" and I clicked on it........Almost comitted suicide right then and there just to end my misery.


well, hot natural breasted babes will see to you.

mordor:

www.sublimepie.com
www.freesmut.com.au
 
Old 2005-03-28, 05:37
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www.stileproject.com

Theres more funny stuff on there then porn, but there is ALOT OF IT!
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Old 2005-03-28, 13:40
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whatever u do, do not go to lemonparty.org



found this on accident one day.

I almost puked up my stomach please never post anything like that again.
 
Old 2005-03-28, 15:21
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by accident you say? are you sure about that?

yep.. just typed "free porn" into a search engine, and thats what i got.. perhaps i should of been more specific as to what kind of free porn i wanted.
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Old 2005-03-28, 17:40
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www.persiankitty.net



Go there now!!!
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Old 2005-03-28, 19:12
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fuck porn, its not giving u love, its not making u happy, its just giving u sticky hands
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Old 2005-03-28, 20:48
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
 
Old 2005-03-28, 21:13
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a pretty good site that uses bit torrent - www.empornium.us
 
Old 2005-03-28, 23:03
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fuck porn, its not giving u love, its not making u happy, its just giving u sticky hands

this comming from a person who has a Demonic Pussy, for an avatar.
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Old 2005-03-28, 23:05
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this comming from a person who has a Demonic Pussy, for an avatar.
wow that actualy made sence
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Old 2005-03-29, 01:51
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http://www.tiava.com

Sort of like the hun except categorized and huge amounts of good shit.











and some bad....(at least youll know)
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Old 2005-03-29, 17:35
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I am drummer....


speaking of which I have NEVER found ANY good porn involving Drums, I seen a few okay ones with guitars but only ONE involving a drum kit, and all it was was some average chick fingering herself with a drum stick with a drum kit in the back, I mean you couldn't even see what brand it was, there needs to be more good drummer porn.

as for funny sites, this one is interesting and pretty amusing and GREAT when pissed:

www.actiongirls.com

Porn for NRA members...
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Old 2005-03-30, 18:00
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Old 2005-03-30, 20:17
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fuck porn, its not giving u love, its not making u happy, its just giving u sticky hands


you dont like porn die ahhh lol
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Old 2005-03-30, 20:22
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im not saying i dont like it, but i never get satisfied by what i see from porn
i watch porn sumtimes, but i never rilli see what i would like to see (not that i have some extreme nasty unexisting illegal fetish) its just unexplainable for me

i guess id talk to a nice girl that seeing a girl getting banged by some nasty guy

this al probaly doesnt makes sence to anyone but hey, im weird so get use to it
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Old 2005-03-30, 20:25
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im not saying i dont like it, but i never get satisfied by what i see from porn
i watch porn sumtimes, but i never rilli see what i would like to see (not that i have some extreme nasty unexisting illegal fetish) its just unexplainable for me

i guess id talk to a nice girl that seeing a girl getting banged by some nasty guy

this al probaly doesnt makes sence to anyone but hey, im weird so get use to it

hey, I'm not a nasty guy
 
Old 2005-03-30, 21:05
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hey, I'm not a nasty guy
did i say: DEF is a nasty guy??
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Old 2005-03-30, 22:21
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this comming from a person who has a Demonic Pussy, for an avatar.


Haha that demonic pussy cracks me up.
 
Old 2005-03-30, 22:36
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Meh, I don't view porn a lot. I've got an imagination!
 
Old 2005-03-30, 22:39
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Old 2005-03-31, 03:31
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Haha that demonic pussy cracks me up.

yeah.. id be a little afraid to stick my dick in there, no matter how hot the girl is.

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Old 2005-03-31, 23:22
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Old 2005-04-01, 18:24
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Far as i'm concerned, nothing gets better then www.tubgirl.com
 
Old 2005-04-25, 17:48
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Tubgirl owns this thread.
 
Old 2005-04-25, 17:51
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Far as i'm concerned, nothing gets better then www.tubgirl.com


Notice....they blur out her cootchie....but show the rest.

Sheeeeesh
 
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My guess is that it was an entire case of YooHoo and a box of laxatives.

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