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Old 2005-03-21, 20:10
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Old 2005-03-21, 20:31
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That was pretty damn funny. That couldn't have been real, no blood.
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Old 2005-03-21, 21:05
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Guy deserved it.
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Old 2005-03-21, 21:18
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That was pretty damn funny. That couldn't have been real, no blood.


I saw a guy split his thigh to the bone falling off of some metal bleachers at highschool......zero blood.
We're not bags of blood.....and I'm sure when thos scissors came out....there was some.
 
Old 2005-03-21, 22:56
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as long as it hurted.
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Old 2005-03-22, 00:19
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Holy bujeezus, that was the most disturbing thing I have ever seen, ughh I shouldn't have watched it. Speaking of boys, I don't know if you have seen it, but I just saw this video and I swear this has to be one of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen.
http://www.blabbermouth.net/black_metal_coopprix.mpeg
 
Old 2005-03-22, 00:32
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Dumb punks. I hope the parents took it out of their asses.
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Old 2005-03-22, 00:41
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He didn't sound very surprised or shocked. Terrible acting.
 
Old 2005-03-22, 00:49
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Seemed kinda real to me. I've seen people get hurt kinda bad like that before and they didn't freak out right away either. It wasn't like it was stuck in his chest or head.
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Old 2005-03-22, 00:58
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Seemed kinda real to me. I've seen people get hurt kinda bad like that before and they didn't freak out right away either. It wasn't like it was stuck in his chest or head.


Exactly....everyone acts mildly shocked....almost disbelief....it's prob common.....not like Hollywood conditioned responces so many expect.
 
Old 2005-03-22, 01:34
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I've seen people get hurt kinda bad like that before and they didn't freak out right away either. It wasn't like it was stuck in his chest or head.


that happens because your body is still warm, making the brain perception to pain a little slower.

my cousin cut his finger off in an accident at his job and he only realized he had lost his finger seconds after the actual cut.
 
Old 2005-03-22, 02:00
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that fat dude was pissed off, that's what you get for fucking with heroes
 
Old 2005-03-22, 02:02
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that happens because your body is still warm, making the brain perception to pain a little slower.

my cousin cut his finger off in an accident at his job and he only realized he had lost his finger seconds after the actual cut.

same happend to my freind on one of those big log splliters,he didnt feel anything for bout 30 seconds, then he was freaking the fuck out(can you blame him!?) it wasnt a clean cut either more of a break and tear
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Old 2005-03-22, 02:18
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I'm sure the punk started crying on the way to the hospital. I bet he will never spray water at a fat dude ever again.
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Old 2005-03-22, 02:22
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Old 2005-03-22, 02:49
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Of course they do. They love every stinking inch of the pus-encrusted corpulence common to all fatbeasts.

I called a fat person a 'raging butterpig' the other day. I thought it was very, very funny. They did not.

That movie does not surprise me in the least. I've had my arm right well sliced open with a hunting knife (don't ask) and it didn't bleed shit. You could see all the bits inside.
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Old 2005-03-22, 03:47
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I called a fat person a 'raging butterpig' the other day. I thought it was very, very funny. They did not.


hahahhaahhahahahahahahha

same shit happened to me!


I know I'm lame...fuck you guys
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Old 2005-03-22, 04:05
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hey. theres nothing wrong with fat people.





















yea there is, im a fat fuck. oh well.
 
Old 2005-03-22, 05:12
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Well I think the record shows that you don't want to piss a fat person off that has something sharp at hand to throw at you. He throw those scissors with the skill of deadly trained over weight ninga.
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Old 2005-03-22, 05:41
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Seriously, that kid is fucked up. Who in the hell throws a fucking pair of scissors, what the hell are you trying to do like kill him??? Considering that all that guy was doing was screwing around wit some spray. Seriously I wouldn't be one bit surprised if the kid got arrested or something for doin that, that's nothing to joke with.
 
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Of course they do. They love every stinking inch of the pus-encrusted corpulence common to all fatbeasts.

I called a fat person a 'raging butterpig' the other day. I thought it was very, very funny. They did not.

That movie does not surprise me in the least. I've had my arm right well sliced open with a hunting knife (don't ask) and it didn't bleed shit. You could see all the bits inside.


excellent work, FBS. not forgetting my addition to your thread

that's some rather morbid stuff there.
 
Old 2005-03-22, 06:11
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Seriously, that kid is fucked up. Who in the hell throws a fucking pair of scissors, what the hell are you trying to do like kill him??? Considering that all that guy was doing was screwing around wit some spray. Seriously I wouldn't be one bit surprised if the kid got arrested or something for doin that, that's nothing to joke with.


Just think if it had hit him in the eye or heart. He very well could have died, had brain damage, heart damage, and at the very least been blind in one eye. I guess it was best he took it in the arm so they could all learn a lesson.
Don't throw shit unless you intend to do damage and don't provoke people into throwing shit at you.
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Old 2005-03-22, 06:15
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that was a good throw
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Old 2005-03-22, 14:31
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Of course they do. They love every stinking inch of the pus-encrusted corpulence common to all fatbeasts.

I called a fat person a 'raging butterpig' the other day. I thought it was very, very funny. They did not.

That movie does not surprise me in the least. I've had my arm right well sliced open with a hunting knife (don't ask) and it didn't bleed shit. You could see all the bits inside.


The thought of being stabbed in the arm is particularly unsavory. It would take forever to regain all the muscle mass... not that you'd have to worry about that. You know, noodle arms and all, Nancy.

On an unrelated note, I was looking through your site today and your "A Music Rant" had me figuratively laughing my ass off. Brilliant stuff. Against your advice, I looked up the band. The name of the band and the rest of the lyrics were entirely sufficient to have me repent my discretion to you, so there you have it.
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Old 2005-03-22, 19:19
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Back in high school there were two occasions like this.....
1. This guy came to school really fucked up from the mudvayne concert he was at the night before, and he never even knew he had a safety pin nestled deep into his shoulder. There was no blood, and barely even a hint of a hole, and for the rest of the day he went around showing people how he could take it out and put it back in like it was a peircing. ...but he could have faked it by cleaning it up for school so he could be cool for one day....

2. I was sitting with this groups of weird people one day for lunch, and this fat metal chick decided to stick a paper clip through the top of her forearm. Not through the middle, but through the thick layer of skin above the bone...in one side out the other...no blood at all.
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