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Nintendo boss tells Microsoft CEO to "suck his balls"
haha. Funny.
"NOW HE IS safely retired, the 77-year old former Nintendo boss Hiroshi Yamaushi is regaling Wired magazine about how he reverted to abuse to silence the mighty Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer.
Apparently Microsoft was making a bid to buy Nintendo for absolutely huge amounts of money. Vole was confident that Nintendo would take it. The Game Cube wasn't doing particularly well at the time and there was a lot of money involved. Ballmer himself showed up at the negotiations to have a quiet word.
However Yamaushi didn't like the deal, which he saw as a loss on a level similar to World War Two. He said he ranted a bit about Japanese values and identity but it went no-where. So in the end he said in Japanese "suck my yellow balls Mr Ballmer".
The translator looked embarrassed and was clearly not translating the phrase exactly, although Ballmer did smile at a sentence that included the word 'yellow' in it.
Frustrated Yamaushi stood on a chair, put his hands around his mouth and very slowly and in English said: "Hey Ballmer why don't you suck my tiny yellow balls."
He said Ballmer and team were speechless. They were as scandalised as if he had shown them a nipple at the Superbowl, he said.
It is nice to know that high powered board room meetings involving billions of dollars use the same language and methodology of a Kave piss-up."
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2005-03-09, 14:38
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2005-03-09, 14:55
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ahahahaha 
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2005-03-09, 16:39
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2005-03-09, 18:46
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2005-03-09, 19:16
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2005-03-09, 20:55
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2005-03-09, 21:05
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The concept that a high power busisness meeting, to the value of billions of dollars can devolve into one party insulting the other. Thats why I love humanity.
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Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
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2005-03-09, 21:08
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He is my fellow yellow hero, he must be the greatest chink of all time.
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2005-03-09, 21:15
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Haha, awesome!
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2005-03-09, 21:47
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that was awesome
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those crazy japs!
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2005-03-09, 22:45
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not only "suck my balls" but.......
"suck my TINY YELLOW balls" |
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2005-03-09, 22:51
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2005-03-09, 22:56
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bugfucker strikes back.
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Bwahahahahahahaha! Fucking priceless!
And Silent, watch the racial comments.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2005-03-09, 22:59
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2005-03-10, 00:46
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I like his way of resolving problems. That would be a pretty useless insult in my highschool 
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2005-03-10, 01:05
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2005-03-10, 01:22
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He is my fellow yellow hero, he must be the greatest chink of all time.
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2005-03-10, 01:30
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2005-03-10, 01:52
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2005-03-10, 06:14
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Japanese. Not chinese.
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oh no, don't start this again.
EVERYBODY DISREGUARD THE ABOVE POST!
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2005-03-10, 06:29
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Fuck no, disregard that shit post above this one, neverrrrrrrrr.   |
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2005-03-10, 06:38
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Who cares? now quiet.
Nihilist, if that's true, then its hilarious. Is there an actual report on this story, a link or something?
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2005-03-10, 12:27
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I laughed my balls off to this! I'm thinking of sending them to Mr Ballmer.
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2005-03-10, 16:19
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HAH! Asian people and their little yellow balls! LMFAO
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2005-03-10, 17:32
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If only there were a video of this. that guy rules
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2005-03-13, 01:15
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AHAHAHAHAHA
Shut him up allright,
I love it,especially the "TINY BALLS" part.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!
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STICK IT TO THE CORPORATE FAT CAT MOTHERFUCKERS! hahahaha that was awesome, I think its good that Nintendo wont sell out though. The Snes was awesome.
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2005-03-13, 02:13
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LMFAO!!! A 77 year old man telling someone to suck is balls.
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STICK IT TO THE CORPORATE FAT CAT MOTHERFUCKERS! hahahaha that was awesome, I think its good that Nintendo wont sell out though. The Snes was awesome.
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Party pooper!
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DAMNED, WHYYYYYY!!
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Talk about bummer,
i still believe he had that on his mind though,
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2005-03-13, 07:28
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GAH!!!
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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I said sorry, fuck you all. And I never say sorry unless I'm doing something cuntish. But the truth will out, ladies...
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ARGHGAHRGHAGRHAGHRG FUCK!
OK I'll close it now.
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