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Old 2005-03-05, 22:48
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Mayo or Miracle Whip?

Alright guys here's the question which is your favourite mayonaise or miracle whip?
 
Old 2005-03-05, 22:53
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Old 2005-03-05, 22:55
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miracle whip is pure shit, and mayo isnt much better but mayo is what i use
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Old 2005-03-05, 23:08
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Gotta love that tangy zip of miracle whip..
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Old 2005-03-05, 23:15
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I'd spread a huge semen load upon my meal before mayo or miracle whip
 
Old 2005-03-05, 23:36
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Definetly mayonaise. Miracle whip is too sweet. Also, mayonaise and ketchup go well together. Mayonaise goes well along with tuna too.
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Old 2005-03-05, 23:49
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Don't forget egg salad, get 2 good 'ol fresh white bread slices w/out the crusts and pack it with like a pound of egg salad mmmmmmmmmm.
 
Old 2005-03-05, 23:52
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What the fuck is miracle whip?
 
Old 2005-03-05, 23:59
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Mayo


haha this is so pointless, but fuckin a am i bored
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Old 2005-03-06, 00:37
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Mayonaise goes well along with tuna too.


There's a tuna mayonnaise called Tonnato. I'm a pro at making it. Doesn't sound that appealing, but it tastes pretty good (wit enough salt and pepper).

And yes, what the fuck is Miracle Whip? is it some sugar loaded powdered mayo in fancy packaging like most other american food?
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Old 2005-03-06, 00:46
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Old 2005-03-06, 01:04
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Old 2005-03-06, 01:33
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that stuff is repulsive
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Old 2005-03-06, 02:00
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Tomato Fucking Ketchup and Salt and Vinegar.
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Old 2005-03-06, 02:06
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What the fuck is miracle whip?


since i agree with this statement, i'll go with mayo. nothing hits the spot before a footy game like an egg and mayonnaise sandwich. mmmmmm.
 
Old 2005-03-06, 02:28
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I normally wouldn't respond to such a stupid, pointless thread (okay, I probably would, but that's beside the point), but under the circumstances I just can't ignore this. Mircale Whip is one of the most vile, disgusting condiments on this planet. The worst things a person (or alien) could put on a sandwich are Miracle Whip, pickles, dog turds, and a severed penis.

I have been thinking about petitioning some of my local politicians to get Miracle Whip banned from the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, but it's kind of a low priority right now considering the state of this shitty Commonwealth at the moment.
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Old 2005-03-06, 02:38
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Wow, were running out of topics.
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Old 2005-03-06, 02:59
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I'd spread a huge semen load upon my meal before mayo or miracle whip

Damn man, that's hardcore. I think I'd go with the mayo first...
 
Old 2005-03-06, 03:04
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http://www.noreligion.org/photo/bal...ane_nutella.jpg

more american condiments

looks like someone used a loaf of bread to whipe their ass
 
Old 2005-03-06, 04:11
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What the fuck is that?
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Old 2005-03-06, 04:13
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Nutella. My mom got some of that stuff once but i didnt want to try it. Its like chocolate spread.
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Old 2005-03-06, 05:42
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Wow I must say I'm rather astounded that people actually took the time to respond to that. haha.
 
Old 2005-03-06, 05:42
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ah yes and I'd have to go with Miracle Whip.
 
Old 2005-03-06, 10:54
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Nutella is made in Italy...
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Old 2005-03-06, 11:11
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of course mayo ...
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Old 2005-03-06, 13:08
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I this a fucking joke?





Hellmans mayonnase > Miracle Whip

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Old 2005-03-06, 13:23
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Nutella is made in Italy...


is it?
 
Old 2005-03-06, 13:38
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It's from Ferrero and that was founded in italy.
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Old 2005-03-06, 14:16
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Why would anyone want fake mayonaisse? And who would want tp put choclate in sandwich? You crazy Americans.
 
Old 2005-03-06, 15:46
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because american are evolving differently than the rest of the world...............into large shapeless amoebas
 
Old 2005-03-06, 16:33
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Old 2005-03-06, 18:49
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mayo has more of a bitter taste to it, and miracle whip is the same kind of taste as mayo but not that bittery oily what ever it is
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Old 2005-03-06, 19:43
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untill now i thought miracle whip was mayonnaise, i never cared anyway cause i eat it on very very few things
 
Old 2005-03-07, 01:06
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What idiot campares the almight HELLMAN'S MAYONNAISE to some shitty "whip"
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Old 2005-03-07, 06:56
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mayo has more of a bitter taste to it, and miracle whip is the same kind of taste as mayo but not that bittery oily what ever it is

Maybe because you're used to having everything with a ton of sugar on it.
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Old 2005-03-08, 21:39
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Maybe because you're used to having everything with a ton of sugar on it.


SUGAR?!?!?! WHERE?!?!!
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Old 2005-03-08, 22:31
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I judge people on their like for Miracle Whip........in a more perfect world.....I could kill them all with a single thought.
 
Old 2005-03-08, 23:25
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I judge people on their like for Miracle Whip........in a more perfect world.....I could kill them all with a single thought.


well there goes america... (were just a bunch of consumer whores )
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