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Old 2005-03-05, 04:18
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The other side

Any chicks in here?not looking for pussy(unless given to me by you)but just out of curiosity,since it seems like a pure male site
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Old 2005-03-05, 04:20
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We have a Random Talk Thread for a reason, use it sometimes.
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Old 2005-03-05, 04:22
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Old 2005-03-05, 04:30
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Hahaha.


"The other side". What a good thread name.
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Old 2005-03-05, 04:32
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Any chicks in here?not looking for pussy(unless given to me by you)but just out of curiosity,since it seems like a pure male site

I found thumbing through the Photo Album thread answers alot of questions.



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Old 2005-03-05, 06:57
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Remember the old days when the closest thing we had to a girl was The Doctor and his oddly effeminate pics?
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Old 2005-03-05, 07:04
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Old 2005-03-05, 07:39
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Old 2005-03-05, 08:48
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Remember the old days when the closest thing we had to a girl was The Doctor and his oddly effeminate pics?


bahaahahhaaha wned:
 
Old 2005-03-05, 11:34
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Hahaha.


"The other side". What a good thread name.


hehe, yeah I thought of this too !
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Old 2005-03-05, 12:11
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Old 2005-03-05, 12:31
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I'm a girl.


Make it babe.
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Old 2005-03-05, 12:57
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-03-05, 18:06
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how many chicks actually listen to metal thats not blasting off their boyfriends stereo? doesnt seem like too many here (although america does suck and the only way to be cool in the music business is to name your self after curency and get shot 29283687458879200488232 times in the gut and write a cd about it)



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Old 2005-03-05, 18:11
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I listen to more metal than most of the guys I've ever dated (or ever even met for that matter)
 
Old 2005-03-05, 18:11
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Hahahaha

Yep, in my experience it is very hard to find a decent chick who's into metal. Usually the're all stupid goth sluts, and when you peel off their 2 inches face paint, what are they? Just a bunch of ugly whores.

Now finding a decent chick and converting her to metal, that's what it's all about!

Edit: DameFraMorkum is one of those hard to find chicks!

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Old 2005-03-05, 18:12
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I fucking hate goth kids.
 
Old 2005-03-05, 18:35
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although america does suck and the only way to be cool in the music business is to name your self after curency and get shot 29283687458879200488232 times in the gut and write a cd about it



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Old 2005-03-05, 18:39
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Anyway...why are you guys so concerned with finding a girl that listens to metal...since when did music taste become a criterion for who is or isnt acceptable?
 
Old 2005-03-05, 18:42
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exactly. it's bullshit.


ofcourse it's 'nice' to share the same musical interest and its nice if she can come to shows with you without whining all evening...

But seriously, I really don't care about it, the hardests stuff mosts girls listen to is incubus.
 
Old 2005-03-05, 18:45
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I listen to Decapitated, Possessed, Bathory... and I don't whine. I'm also a girl. I don't see why you think all chicks are like that.
 
Old 2005-03-05, 18:45
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the only way to be cool in the music business is to name your self after curency and get shot 29283687458879200488232 times in the gut and write a cd about it)




and make a game about it, i swear i saw it on tech tv....damn we live in a shit hole
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Old 2005-03-05, 22:24
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I listen to more metal than most of the guys I've ever dated (or ever even met for that matter)


your an exception.
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Old 2005-03-05, 22:26
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and make a game about it, i swear i saw it on tech tv....damn we live in a shit hole


well not if you share that shit hole with 15 other huge black dudes waitin till you fall asleep to stick it in your ass.....thats what we call home
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Old 2005-03-05, 22:56
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I listen to more metal than most of the guys I've ever dated (or ever even met for that matter)


I think you should go out with me to redress this imbalance.........
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Old 2005-03-05, 23:02
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yesssssssssssss now lets argue who knows more about metal
 
Old 2005-03-05, 23:34
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I think you should go out with me to redress this imbalance.........

Haha, where do you live?
 
Old 2005-03-06, 00:22
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New Zealand, (I thought the name gave it away) I am probably a few 4,000 miles away from you, but it is a distant I would happily travel for a good looking metal female (except I don't have the money, being a student sucks)
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Old 2005-03-06, 02:35
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... and I don't whine. I'm also a girl. I don't see why you think all chicks are like that.
Because most of the girls I've dated were like that. Plus they didn't like metal very much.
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Old 2005-03-06, 03:06
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How do you even know what I look like NZ? Do some backtracking in the threads?
 
Old 2005-03-06, 04:24
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How do you even know what I look like NZ? Do some backtracking in the threads?

Haha, thats pretty funny because i saw a picture of you in a photo thread from like last year. I dont even know how i found the thread but i think the title was about The Cockter....i mean Doctor.
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Old 2005-03-06, 04:39
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Anyway...why are you guys so concerned with finding a girl that listens to metal...since when did music taste become a criterion for who is or isnt acceptable?

It's not the be all and end all. However, most people who listen to metal are into it quite heavily (no pun intended), usually its one of their bigger hobbies/passions. The same can't be said for most pop listeners, they do like (shit)music, however there would not be the same percentage of them that would regard it as one of their bigger passions.

It's simply got to do with common interests. That's why we want chicks who listen to metal.
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Old 2005-03-06, 08:05
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How do you even know what I look like NZ? Do some backtracking in the threads?


I have no clue, but lady who likes metal is always a good starting point for dating........
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Old 2005-03-06, 10:10
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No it isn't. Most metal chicks are hideously pompous mentally atrophied crones who think Anne Rice is weighty literature.

"What? You hate the minor Impressionists? I can't date you."

Q.E.D., jizzpots.
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Old 2005-03-06, 16:37
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Remember the old days when the closest thing we had to a girl was The Doctor and his oddly effeminate pics?


Oh yes, I've seen the picture of Menno with a pony tail and what looks to be lipstick...

Haha, and once again, FBS, you've made me giggle like a twelve year old Catholic school girl... which would explain alot...

Metal chicks are useless twats, for the most part (not to generalize, but lets face the facts), who wouldn't know good music if it bit them in the twat. Most of them have less common sense than a house plant, and even less intelligence to boot.

Stay away from females who are "METUL CHIKS" like they were the clap. Its just healthier for mankind.
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Old 2005-03-06, 16:44
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DameFraMorkum can we see more pics of you? Please?
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Old 2005-03-06, 16:48
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Jeez dude, you've been getting all giddy around DameFra. Calm yourself.
 
Old 2005-03-06, 18:41
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DameFraMorkum can we see more pics of you? Please?


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Old 2005-03-06, 18:51
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now you've done it... remember, you where moving to holland and I offered you the first beer.

on a more serious note. most chicks that listen to metal are hidious. I fully agree. And to put it in aussie language 'it's a bloody shame!'
 
Old 2005-03-06, 19:01
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Old 2005-03-06, 19:02
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Sweet dreams Slabbefusk.
 
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Old 2005-03-06, 19:19
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Hahaha. He's cute. He's just got a baby face.
 
Old 2005-03-06, 19:24
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Old 2005-03-06, 19:32
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since you're all young bastards.

enjoy it while it last mofos.
 
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Old 2005-03-06, 19:34
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Baby face?

I dont see it...
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Old 2005-03-06, 21:18
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Baby face?

I dont see it...


Dude! Your head is about four feet long! What do you use as a hat, a two-man tent???
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Old 2005-03-06, 21:22
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There. The other one is too big for me to put up. And the rest are pics of me with blonde hair.


That board behind you looks suspiciously like you've cut many pictures of commercial R'n'B artists out of magazines and tacked them up. I hope it isn't yours or you might have to be roundly abused for several years.
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Old 2005-03-06, 21:28
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That board behind you looks suspiciously like you've cut many pictures of commercial R'n'B artists out of magazines and tacked them up. I hope it isn't yours or you might have to be roundly abused for several years.

Hah! That's not even my room! The pictures are my friend's room mate's
 
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Saved by the bell. Not guilty, your honour.
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Old 2005-03-06, 23:58
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Old 2005-03-07, 00:00
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Lol, Slabbe, you're Swedish? I love Swedish guys!!!! Do you have a picture?


Jesus, you have low standards! You like everyone...
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Old 2005-03-07, 00:15
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There. The other one is too big for me to put up. And the rest are pics of me with blonde hair.


You look like the girl from Six Feet Under, kind of.
 
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What about me!?!?! And whatever happened to Sander? Meh, I'm drunk...
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You have pretty eyes!!! And I don't know what happened to sander. I wish he would come back though.
 
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Old 2005-03-07, 06:23
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so there's one chick here...I call her first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dude! Your head is about four feet long! What do you use as a hat, a two-man tent???


He has been fiddling with the pic thats what it is my face isn't that long . Look on the original pic:
http://metaltabs.com/forum/showpost...&postcount=5319
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He has been fiddling with the pic thats what it is my face isn't that long . Look on the original pic:
http://metaltabs.com/forum/showpost...&postcount=5319


right...
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even you!


That was the point, ya twat.
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Old 2005-03-08, 23:50
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so there's one chick here...I call her first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Damn, that's still a looooong face.
 
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That is indeed true. The girl that sat in front of me is into Anne Rice up the wazoo, hell she thought that the Queen of the Damned movie was an excellent idea, stupid twat. She insulted good fucking music and prefers Marilyn Manson and said that The Misfits sucked (well they do now, to my knowledge). MOST (not ALL) metal chicks that I've met are outstanding sluts or incredibly racist pieces of shit.

BTW, isnt BrokenCrimson a chick?
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Old 2005-03-09, 02:07
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That is indeed true. The girl that sat in front of me is into Anne Rice up the wazoo, hell she thought that the Queen of the Damned movie was an excellent idea, stupid twat. She insulted good fucking music and prefers Marilyn Manson and said that The Misfits sucked (well they do now, to my knowledge). MOST (not ALL) metal chicks that I've met are outstanding sluts or incredibly racist pieces of shit.

BTW, isnt BrokenCrimson a chick?


That movie was beyond terrible.
 
Old 2005-03-09, 02:28
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That movie was beyond terrible.


it was worth watching though, for the comedic moments.
 
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The concept that it would be a good movie was comical indeed.
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Old 2005-03-09, 02:58
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Not really most of you are just cute. The only hot one is Def. And that other Dutch guy that used to post here, sanderinos. Sanderinos was one hot motherfucker.

WHAT ABOUT ME??????

Dunno if any of you can remember my pic. It has since been deleted. Hopefully not.
 
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I'll probably never be able to post a pic here.

Laziness + No Digi-Cam = no pic.

I look something like this except half Italian.
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Old 2005-03-09, 03:17
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ah HEM I started the Hitting in mrs DameFraMorkum in this thread, so I feel obliged to post a pic of me, mid concert: aparently I am a dead ringer for Bam magera......

http://www.violence.orcon.net.nz/

Click on Warbeast under the bands section, and I am the drummer.

and ladies I have my shirt off

(it was a Pantera shirt and it was on the front of my kit in honour of dime, who was shot about 48 hrs before we did this gig, the gig was dedicated to him, and it fucking went off)



now aren't you all excited!
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Old 2005-03-09, 03:26
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I forgot to add but this deserves a whole post,


the dame is FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!

now when can we see a picture of you in a slayer shirt, I need to get my blasts past 300
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Old 2005-03-09, 04:26
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WHAT ABOUT ME??????

Dunno if any of you can remember my pic. It has since been deleted. Hopefully not.

I don't remember what you look like.
 
Old 2005-03-09, 04:30
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ah HEM I started the Hitting in mrs DameFraMorkum in this thread, so I feel obliged to post a pic of me, mid concert: aparently I am a dead ringer for Bam magera......

http://www.violence.orcon.net.nz/

Click on Warbeast under the bands section, and I am the drummer.

and ladies I have my shirt off

(it was a Pantera shirt and it was on the front of my kit in honour of dime, who was shot about 48 hrs before we did this gig, the gig was dedicated to him, and it fucking went off)



now aren't you all excited!


Hmmm... It doesn't work.. Only shows up as some photography website. I'd like to see though.
 
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I don't remember what you [Nihilist] look like.

I have a pic that I edited, with him and powers.
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Old 2005-03-09, 05:02
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Post it.
 
Old 2005-03-09, 05:19
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Old 2005-03-09, 05:23
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Haha, I haven't seen that one yet.
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Old 2005-03-09, 05:32
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Whoa. Nihilist is kind of hot. Despite the fact he's being kissed by some guy.
 
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
The one "being kissed" is powers, the one "Kissing him" is Nihilist
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Old 2005-03-09, 05:39
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Oh, does powers still post here? Who the fuck is powers?
 
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ummm... so far two have posted in this thread.


Sorry....
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Old 2005-03-09, 06:04
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haha i think thats him kissing himself.
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Old 2005-03-09, 06:05
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haha same time post
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Old 2005-03-09, 06:05
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Oh. I feel really stupid. Powers=Powersofterror, huh?
 
Old 2005-03-09, 06:10
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Yep, you are stupid.
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Old 2005-03-09, 06:12
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ohh boy.....








nothin to say
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Old 2005-03-09, 06:14
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Well you were the one that wore an "As I Lay Dying" T-shirt..
 
Old 2005-03-09, 06:31
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Ouch, they're one of the few metalcore bands I like.
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Old 2005-03-09, 06:45
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Blech.
 
Old 2005-03-09, 06:50
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Meh, I like their music. They're really different from the other emo crap out there these days.
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Old 2005-03-09, 07:08
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All sounds the same to me.
 
Old 2005-03-09, 07:47
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it is a Photography site, clcik on the thingy at the top which sayd 'bands'

and a thingy comes down the left side listing lots and lots of NZ Metal bands (augusta come to all the metal shows to take metal pictures, she is cool) click on Warbeast and there is a pic of me behind my kit.
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Old 2005-03-09, 07:54
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It's still not working!
 
Old 2005-03-09, 08:04
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http://www.violence.orcon.net.nz/im...t/Warbeast7.jpg

and

http://www.violence.orcon.net.nz/im...t/Warbeast2.jpg

btw the dude who is singing his ass off in the second picture has requested some naturale art pictures of you, and he is willing to pay a reasonably fee.
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Old 2005-03-09, 08:08
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They refuse to load. Want to just e-mail them to me? VaLkyrLe1488@aol.com
 
Old 2005-03-09, 08:28
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Dame... I'm flattered. Despite the fact that you matched my looks to Nihilist's name. HA!, and there's PST at the botton..hahaha.
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This is my band's page
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Old 2005-03-09, 08:40
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You're welcome. That picture of you on Christmas though isn't too flattering.
 
Old 2005-03-09, 15:34
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Whoa. Nihilist is kind of hot. Despite the fact he's being kissed by some guy.

hahahaha... that says it all. I'm just some guy.

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