2005-02-28, 03:45
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Supreme Metalhead
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Hi, I'm New
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You thought this was gonna be another fucking I'm new here thread. Well, it's not. I'm not too keen on introducing myself to people in real life, and the Internet is no exception. Actually, I need help.
I am a web site designer. Right now the project I'm working on requires me to set up a live webcast. What I mean is, they're gonna have a webcam hooked up to a computer, and I want to be able to make a web page which will be able to recieve the live feed from the webcam. I'm not going for Hollywood quality here or anything like that, just wanna be able to do like a 10-15 minute live webcast every day.
I know this is not a computer forum and all, but I was hoping that some of you ladies out there may have encountered such a problem before and know how to deal with it. Also, if you could turn me on to some good resources it would be greatly appreciated. By resources I mean books, programs, or web sites which could help me in my task. Thanks.
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2005-02-28, 04:01
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The Stings of Conscience
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i feel kinda sorry for you. You dont have many friends, do you?
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2005-02-28, 04:10
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Senior Metalhead
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Originally Posted by Rapture
i feel kinda sorry for you. You dont have many friends, do you?
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are you disapointed that it wasnt a "hi im new" thread so you could e flame him?
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2005-02-28, 04:17
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Originally Posted by SmotPoker
are you disapointed that it wasnt a "hi im new" thread so you could e flame him?
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who cares if its not an im new thread.... this guy sounds like he's new to life itself.
go back to your closet
the webcast is probably internet sex with your boyfriend
Last edited by MorbidGuitar : 2005-02-28 at 04:20.
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2005-02-28, 04:24
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Senior Metalhead
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well damn, it just seams like every time theres some newb posting a new thread which seams a bit pointless you guys get all bitchy and start having orgasms
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2005-02-28, 05:39
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Post-whore
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Naw, I am disappointed that it wasn't a "I'M NEW" tread, hee hee . Anyways, what's the whole point of what he's trying to do again?
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2005-02-28, 05:56
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Life is pain.
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You guys are gay. This was like a completely valid question.
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2005-02-28, 06:06
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Post-whore
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Don't be mad , I just don't think as many people here know about that as much as in a comp. forum or something. Someone with good knowledge of that stuff is bound to reply to this thread.
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2005-02-28, 07:52
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2005-02-28, 08:54
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But why is the rum gone ?
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2005-02-28, 09:49
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El Diablo sin pantalones
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Originally Posted by BeastOfCarrion
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Yes, that may be. But it won't induce metaltabs style orgasmic flamings
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Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.
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I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
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2005-02-28, 10:36
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Someone with mad 1337 nerd|<0r3 skillz answer the fucking question, and the rest of you stop fucking up the thread. Jesus Cunt on a Woodpile!
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2005-02-28, 10:37
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El Diablo sin pantalones
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Originally Posted by far_beyond_sane
Someone with mad 1337 nerd|<0r3 skillz answer the fucking question, and the rest of you stop fucking up the thread. Jesus Cunt on a Woodpile!
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yeah, well the cunt was asking for it with such an inapropiate thread title
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Why would you sig that?
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Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.
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I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
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2005-02-28, 11:08
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Supreme Metalhead
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Have you ever tried to create a webpage ? You are able to use html and stuff ?
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2005-02-28, 16:45
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Supreme Metalhead
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Originally Posted by Sodomaniac
Have you ever tried to create a webpage ? You are able to use html and stuff ?
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Is this question directed at me? If so, then yes. I stated in my question that I was a web site designer. I've been doing it for a while, but I have never needed to do anything like this.
As for all you shit talking little bitches, suck my fucking dick. I asked a legitimate question, hoping that I may get some semi intelligent answers. What do I get instead? Cunt, bitch, faggot. Wow. Fucking original. If you are not intelligent enough to read the whole post, and maybe come up with a relevant answer, then please, don't fucking reply!!! Stupid little fresh out of puberty fucking bitches.
As for those who say I have no life, ask your mothers. And check my stats. You will see that I have far less posts than any one of you. I don't think I even average one post per day. And I've been on this forum for a few months now.
Thanks to everyone who even attempted to give me a relevant answer. To the rest of you, fuck off!!!
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2005-02-28, 16:47
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Supreme Metalhead
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Originally Posted by BeastOfCarrion
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Thank you. I did not know that. I feel enlightened.
On a more serious note, I have been to Google Groups and Google Answers. It costs money to post a question into Google Answers, so I'm saving that option as one of my last resorts.
Can anybody recommend any computer related forums?
Thanks.
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2005-02-28, 16:50
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Supreme Metalhead
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MorbidGuitar
who cares if its not an im new thread.... this guy sounds like he's new to life itself.
go back to your closet
the webcast is probably internet sex with your boyfriend
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Wow. You have just crushed the last bits of self esteem I had. Why did you have to go and do that? Do you really think that your stupid rambling would mean anything to me? And the webcast is of me butt fucking your mother. I'll make sure I send you a link when I get it up.
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2005-02-28, 16:52
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Supreme Metalhead
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rapture
i feel kinda sorry for you. You dont have many friends, do you?
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Just your sister to keep me company whenever I get lonely. Bitch.
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2005-02-28, 16:52
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Master Killer
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shut the fuck up allready. you bore me, ya sack of cum.
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