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Paris Hilton and Fred Durst's Piece of Shit Sidekicks Hacked...
Now some home porno video that durst made is on the internet, some nude pics of hilton...And...
All of their friends' phone numbers 
This morning on MTV one of the people in her adress book (i dont remember who because it was no one i've heard of) was like "I woke up this morning as had 300 missed calls!"
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Well i see Paris Hilton as worthless
At least fred durst was in a band and actually did something
Hilton is famous just because her dad is a billionaire
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id like to see that video
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haha you just happened to know where to find that vid huh kalma
on another note you gonna do anymore ulver tabs man?? especially from kveldsanger
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There are a lot of respectable actors and actresses out there, but she is neither. She got lucky being on the show. She or her parents probably 'know somebody.' As Denny says, she's a dumb blonde bimbo and that's about all.
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Well i see Paris Hilton as worthless
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you are absolutely right. fred durst got himself fans across generations, and made a lot of money with a successful band. of course, nobody here actually LIKES him, but it's still not something many people can do really.
as for paris hilton, she is completely pointless. absolutely, totally, completely, utterly pointless. she is not even one of the people i would like to have around so i can hate them, like britney spears or eminem. i just wish she would go away. |
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Paris' claim to fame is a shitty porn...
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wow, who gives a shit. No one cares about fred durst and paris hilton isnt hot.
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Couldnt have said it better myself.
Plus this is only news.. her PDA was hacked in late January..
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Ooh how exciting. Her PDA was hacked! I'm going to rush out and buy her album /book/nude photos/videos/hotel room right now!
I've noticed that the people who find her hot are the ones who think that frog Ashleeyeei Simpson is hot.. |
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ahahaha i read her emails
lindsay lohan says that jessica simpson does coke
now normally, i dont care about gossip
but this is seriously juicy stuff
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your a dork..
How would Jessica do coke without the camera's catching her? 
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i cant believe paris hilton is acting in the warner brothers film "house of wax"
especially alongside elisha cuthbert 
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Ooh how exciting. Her PDA was hacked! I'm going to rush out and buy her album /book/nude photos/videos/hotel room right now!
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paris isn't bad....but yes, ashley simpson is ugly.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Paris is hot.
and i just missed my 420th post
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you guys have VERY low expectations.
She looks like a gnome..
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gnomes are hot.....just look at those pointed hats
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you have got to be joking, poker of smot. she's the ugliest creature alive. her and that fucking hair of hers. and her tits are too small.
talking of ugly mainstream bitches, buying my CDs yesterday i saw a huge ad in JB hifi for the new J.Lo album. all i could think was "oh great merciful hell she's pug-fugly." i don't know what happened to her face, but it looks like a camera zoomed in far enough up a dog's disdended clacker to accurately portray that thing that J.Lo and her latest husband, might call her face.
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Her ass isent even that big....
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
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why do we need a thread on this?
Amusing though. Fucking stupid though.
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wrong again, you kids are too young to remember the great "dickie"
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
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That was way before even me, so I'd stop guessing.
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i have no idea who that is
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haha you just happened to know where to find that vid huh kalma
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nice great track, fuck that whole album is amazing
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
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urgh. she probably will sound like tom de longe getting his glans chopped off by a vacuum cleaner on full power. 4:1 says this will make her huger than she already is. and that's not in the vaginal department either, i'm talking the fame department.
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wow, who gives a shit. No one cares about fred durst and paris hilton isnt hot.
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I agree with your post 100%, but would like to reiterate that Paris Hilton isn't hot. Honestly, she isn't very attractive at all. Most people who think she is are just morons who think she's hot because Fox and Access Hollywood tells them she is. I hope everybody that thinks Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie belong on TV (in any capacity whatsoever) will just do society a favor and either sterilize themselves or remove themselves from existence.
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I agree with your post 100%, but would like to reiterate that Paris Hilton isn't hot. Honestly, she isn't very attractive at all. Most people who think she is are just morons who think she's hot because Fox and Access Hollywood tells them she is. I hope everybody that thinks Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie belong on TV (in any capacity whatsoever) will just do society a favor and either sterilize themselves or remove themselves from existence.
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