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Old 2005-02-21, 20:13
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Horses

Hey, any of you metalheads like horseriding? hehe I don't expect many of you to do but someone has got to like it?

I love horseriding. I've got two horses, named Gormur (spring, not like winter and summer and all that but the thing that's at the back of your guitar if you have a tremolo... also used for other things thoug ) and Bleki (ink). It feels really great to go horseriding when there is good weather and it's dark outside, it's very relaxing. Exept if your on a crazy horse, like Bleki

So, anyone else like horseriding?

and btw, if someone is gonna mention it, horseriding is not gay and it's not a chick thing...
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Old 2005-02-21, 20:21
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sorry, I really don't like horses. In the age of 8 I gave a horse a bit grass to eat but the horse bite into my finger and didn't released it.
Luckily I didn't lost my finger ... if I had I couldn't play bass now.
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Old 2005-02-21, 20:44
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my freind has three, but i have never rode em
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Old 2005-02-21, 20:45
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and btw, if someone is gonna mention it, horseriding is not gay and it's not a chick thing...

theyd have a hard time backing it up to, some of the most "manly" men used horses, cowboys, vikings, scotts ect ect ect
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Old 2005-02-21, 20:49
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theyd have a hard time backing it up to, some of the most "manly" men used horses, cowboys, vikings, scotts ect ect ect


Yep, but the French just eat them so riding horses is gay in France. Near enough everything is gay in France though, so it isn't really a surprise. I can't believe Britain actually wanted to rule that place at various points in our history.
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Old 2005-02-21, 20:52
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You're one lucky mo'fo' ManOwaR, do you live on a farm or something? Surrounded by tress and wilderness? ..
Horseriding is cool, if I had a chance to do it regularly, I would.
 
Old 2005-02-21, 21:15
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he does live on a farm actually
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Old 2005-02-21, 22:02
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You're one lucky mo'fo' ManOwaR, do you live on a farm or something? Surrounded by tress and wilderness? ..
Horseriding is cool, if I had a chance to do it regularly, I would.


hehe there are only three real trees here... like big and cool ones But there is a lot of wilderness and cool stuff
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Old 2005-02-21, 22:04
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Nope, just doesn't cut it. I hate horse riding (had a bad experience), and can't help but think of something like this when I think of horse riding.
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/...01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
 
Old 2005-02-21, 22:07
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You should be thinking about this:
http://animalscience.unl.edu/horse/viking.jpg

Perhaps even this:
http://animalscience.unl.edu/horse/Winner.jpg




Edit: It's all about camel riding. That's the shit.
 
Old 2005-02-21, 22:38
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You should listen to viking metal when riding horses.. don't forget to bring the mandatory ax or sword tough.
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Old 2005-02-21, 22:54
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Never rode one,will someday though.
 
Old 2005-02-22, 02:43
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I had 2 Appaloosas growing up. A mare and her filly. The filly was mostly only broke to drive, but I did ride her once in awhile. The mare I was on all the time all over town. She was a blast to ride. English, Western, bareback. I'd take her over small fences and stuff. I loved jumping. There was a lot of trails around here back then and I had the back field here and home to ride, too. My dad sold the filly and I sold my mare when I got married and moved away. I haven't been on one since then, but if I had the chance I'd be back on in a heartbeat.
The guy up the street had a couple Tennessee Walkers and they were really cool to ride, too. And my high school boyfriend had a couple and he only lived a mile up the road so we went a lot. It was fun.
I got dragged and fell off a few times, but it was great.
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Old 2005-02-22, 04:14
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there are at least 15 horses here at my house. the only reason i dont like them a lot is cause my parents are all western and they kind of ruin the only way i could see it as viking or anything else. If that sounds stupid i dont care cause i really hate their fuckin western lifestyle.
 
Old 2005-02-22, 04:39
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where you from TD?

EDIT:nvm texas
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Old 2005-02-22, 05:30
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where you from TD?

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Old 2005-02-22, 08:08
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no but my sister is probably more passionate about horses than i am about my fiancee, metal music, greek food, and rugby league put together. and that's a lot.
 
Old 2005-02-22, 13:43
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Sounds like being engaged to you would be a real picnic.
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Old 2005-02-22, 14:05
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horses are pieces of shit.

they smell

ugly bitches ride them

they take up too much space

they smell

they leave fucking speedbumps of shit. I mean, seriously, when those things take a dump, the whole fucking street is full of it.

fuck horses. I hate those fucking animals.
 
Old 2005-02-22, 14:09
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Yeah, my sister had a horse once. Which definitely explains this:
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ugly bitches ride them


I think it died
 
Old 2005-02-22, 14:11
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Old 2005-02-22, 16:32
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i love that scene in the godfather where a rich bloke wakes up in a pool of blood and it is the severed head of his 1.000.000 dollar racing horse

horse's are ok i guess, not really fond of em but riding em can be fun
 
Old 2005-02-22, 16:35
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Old 2005-02-22, 21:29
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Old 2005-02-22, 21:34
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oh great comeback doc
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Old 2005-02-22, 21:43
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GD where do actually live? And where are you from?
 
Old 2005-02-22, 21:50
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GD where do actually live? And where are you from?


Silly Britton! He lives in &#26132&#26132, the land that lies in the alpha-numerical desert of @@!!$$
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Old 2005-02-22, 21:53
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horses are pieces of shit.

they smell

ugly bitches ride them

they take up too much space

they smell

they leave fucking speedbumps of shit. I mean, seriously, when those things take a dump, the whole fucking street is full of it.

fuck horses. I hate those fucking animals.


hahahaha fucking city bloke... They don't smell... that much... when you get used to it...
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Old 2005-02-22, 22:05
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Silly Britton! He lives in &#26132&#26132, the land that lies in the alpha-numerical desert of @@!!$$


Aaiiss? Never heard of it, sounds like a nice place to visit.
 
Old 2005-02-22, 22:08
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now make me a comic!

oh yea shit i havnt done you yet!


brains!?!? you stalking me how the hell did you that

just for shits BB where do you think i live??

and noone say anythign
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Old 2005-02-22, 22:13
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Err.. New Mexico, Alabama, San Diego?
 
Old 2005-02-22, 22:16
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Err.. New Mexico,

GOD DAMMIT IM NOT FUCKING MEXICAN!!!
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Old 2005-02-22, 22:17
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GOD DAMMIT IM NOT FUCKING MEXICAN!!!

 
Old 2005-02-22, 22:20
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err GD, New Mexico's not in Mexico. I think the majority of the population is white!

http://www.sptimes.com/election2000slices/us-map.gif

Wait a second... are you from Arizona?

Edit: I never said you where Mexican in that post!
 
Old 2005-02-22, 22:23
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Edit: I never said you where Mexican in that post!

it was implied, and your always saying i look mexican...

i live in maine
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Old 2005-02-22, 22:27
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Ah ok cool. I honestly did think you were Mexican, bit the pics of you probably had bad lighting and shit.

I only said you looked Mexican like 3/4 times!

Anyway, back to the subject at hand:
This is for you ManOwaR, aren't they beautiful steeds!
http://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public...-0021/horse.jpg
 
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oh yea shit i havnt done you yet!


brains!?!? you stalking me how the hell did you that

just for shits BB where do you think i live??

and noone say anythign


Er...in a trailor....NO WAIT!! wrong answer....eh... a penthouse! Yeah, the view in &#26132&#26132 must be beutiful this time of the year.
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Old 2005-02-24, 10:37
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HA! That shuts you cunts up now doesn't it?
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Old 2005-02-24, 11:20
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I ate horse when I was in france, the tastiest meat I have ever eaten, anyone else tried it?

I don't like live horses that much. My girlfriend rides horses.
 
Old 2005-02-24, 13:06
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It was fun. I got dragged and fell off a few times, but it was great.


You like it rough, don't ya?

I used to go riding when I was younger, but once, when I wanted the horse to go faster, it got much faster than I liked it, and since then I haven't been riding. I think that was when I was 4 years old or something.
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Old 2005-02-24, 15:56
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fatdanny, I haven't tried horse. My favourite meat is deer though. Crocodile is shit. I ordered it at an expensiv Thai restarurant, it's basically rubbery hard chicken.
 
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yeah venison is good, I find the flavour a bit overpowering though (although that may have been due to the way it was cooked). I heard crocodile is shit, kangaroo is meant to be a bit shit too. I'm having Haggis tonight for dinner, picked some up from the butchers - its in real sheep stomach, tasty stuff.
 
Old 2005-02-24, 17:15
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sorry, I really don't like horses. In the age of 8 I gave a horse a bit grass to eat but the horse bite into my finger and didn't released it.
Luckily I didn't lost my finger ... if I had I couldn't play bass now.


this is one of those times when you punch the horse betwwen the eyes and he drops dead. he'll never make that stupid mistake again.
 
Old 2005-02-24, 17:17
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Christopher Reeve looked very manly with a tube jammed in his peehole and a diaper on.....mmmmhmmmm!

Sorry....couldnt help myself saying that!
 
Old 2005-02-24, 17:20
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Christopher Reeve looked very manly with a tube jammed in his peehole and a diaper on.....mmmmhmmmm!

Sorry....couldnt help myself saying that!

haha yeah criples suck
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Old 2005-02-24, 17:47
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I ate horse when I was in france, the tastiest meat I have ever eaten, anyone else tried it?

I don't like live horses that much. My girlfriend rides horses.


I don't like horse meat that much... it's ok but nothing special. Pig meat is on the other the most deliciuos thing EVER. Cow and sheep meat is also good...
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Old 2005-02-24, 18:20
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I ate horse when I was in france, the tastiest meat I have ever eaten, anyone else tried it?

I don't like live horses that much. My girlfriend rides horses.

most girls like it. 90% of them gets an orgasm from riding them.

now you know why chicks ride horses.
 
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Haha exactly. Of course it's the same with bikes, but some people like to go way over the top!
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ROFL

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Old 2005-02-24, 19:00
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I pictured you pointing your finger at the computer screen!

bwahahahaha.
 
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I bought horsemeat to have on my sandwitches today .
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