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BEST V-DAY GIFT EVER!
Ok, I gave my girlfriend a bouquet of pink roses, and inturn I get a Dying Fetus CD! Talk about kick ass! I'm listening to it right now!  (Destroy The Opposition) Anyways, Post your comments or your V-Day gifts...ect. I'm out.
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When i saw the title i thought you were going to say pussy  .
but thats good too 
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That's also good... But I'm talking about "handable" gifts, things you can hold and listen to and use like every minute of your life... Candy is ok too dude, atleast you got something. Think of it that way.
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i got______, yea thats it
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I got a big bouquet of
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Just some chocolate like always..
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2005-02-15, 01:57
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But I'm talking about "handable" gifts, things you can hold and listen to and use like every minute of your life...
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You got... cock?! I can see how thats handable, something you can hold and use every minute of your life... but how the fuck do you listen to your manhandle? 
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2005-02-15, 02:24
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You got... cock?! I can see how thats handable, something you can hold and use every minute of your life... but how the fuck do you listen to your manhandle? |
pffahaha!
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You got... cock?! I can see how thats handable, something you can hold and use every minute of your life... but how the fuck do you listen to your manhandle? |
Goddamn you're a dumbfuck...chocolates, flowers...
A note for the future- Post something without smoking first.
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2005-02-15, 02:32
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I gave my girlfriend the pleasure of giving her first bj today. Best V-Day ever!
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I dont know. I've caught slayerdude here trying to listen to his manhandle on numorous occasions.
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2005-02-15, 02:37
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I saw some man on man in your porno stash dude.  Playgirl sound familiar?
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I gave my girlfriend the pleasure of giving her first bj today. Best V-Day ever! |
cheers to that dude!
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You were just looking for some playgirl so you could whack your dong to it. You put it in my porno stash to frame me.
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Dood... you said you would make sure no one saw that gay porn of me 
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I never got any gifts because I'm cool like that. But it was an okay day. I performed(and video taped) a solo on my bass in front of the whole bass class. And Orchestra today was hilarious cause our conductor went nuts in a fun way.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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I gave my girlfriend the pleasure of giving her first bj today. Best V-Day ever! |
Lucky, unfortunately, my Girlfriend was being visited by aunt flo today, but that end tommorrow, so kinky sexathon will ensue... Fuck yes.
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2005-02-15, 03:57
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jesus christ this is without question the funniest forum
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thats right andy, you wont know what i got you till next week, i gotta find the cash to post it but i get that tomorrow so hopefully you'll have it by monday
i havent got my shirt yet but it should be here tomorrow!
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thats right andy, you wont know what i got you till next week, i gotta find the cash to post it but i get that tomorrow so hopefully you'll have it by monday
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So cute Andrew #3, there are too damn many andrews on here.
Andrew #1:me
Andrew #2:Rapture
Andrew #3:Andrewc
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may i point out that i'm actually the first andrew.... but ah well, at least we don't get mixed up now he's changed his name, like the lamb_of_god 1 and 2 and 7,426,849 and \m/ and \m/-teen and 4,8\m/9,\m/ and so on.
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Yes it is. My girlfriend tells me that alot.
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Yeah, I dont think anyone here ever called me andrew on the forum, but transient has on AIM. Even my last name, because its fucking metal. Shellhammer.
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I don't even remember Valentines Day happening..ah, oh well. Fun gift though.
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I got nothing because me and my now ex-BF were both broke. Broke up today because of various unrelated problems, now I feel like utter shit because a close and loving 10 month relationship is gone. Thank some random deity we didn't break up on V day or else I would have been a really bitter woman for some time. Stupid v day.
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fudgation. poor crimson that's broken. 
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BC I am going to offer you some advice from the drumming Deity that is Kevin Talley (slightly Paraphrased for the occaion):
Love your drums like your Ex boyfriend; BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THEM!!!!!
don't get mad get even
also on a side note you now have no excuse for not posting those pictures of yourself gravity blasting naked covered in blood .......
(this may be a bad time for you, but I just got back from work)
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NZ tried to get me to post some a long time ago but I wasn't single then. I do have an excuse - who's going to take the pictures? HAHA.
EDIT: I owe someone else pictures of my ass, but he's not getting them any soon. I forgot who it was, I don't think he was a metaltabber.
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Well, I sure wouldn't mind pictures of your ass, but I'm more of a boob person.
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Haha....I'm sure they will remind you.
I might post some ass here one day....if I lose a bet or something! |
hmm bet eh, i bet that you cant not play the guitar today... ehh tricky, you will lose i say!!! |
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Webcam rercording, or Digital camera with a tripod on film mode and then take out some still shots when you have the file loaded on your PC.
or better yet (I am a genious this morning) send in a video!!!!
and it was me you owe the ass pictures to...................
I swear it was!!!!
GIMME PICTURES OF FEMALE METAL ASS!!!!!!!
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Oh god I fucking hate the whole "I'm a metal chick look at me woo poke my boobs into your face so you're sure woo I rock look at me I'm an attention whore" thing. Bia can be excused if she's hot and posts some ass.
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Oh god I fucking hate the whole "I'm a metal chick look at me woo poke my boobs into your face so you're sure woo I rock look at me I'm an attention whore" thing. Bia can be excused if she's hot and posts some ass.
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A:Attention loving poser slut. Poser meaning, lame gr1mn3cro bitch.
B:Cool, yet not someone you'd want to date because they are fat and ugly and you're a shallow bastard.
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I know several cool true metal head chicks that are hot.
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Oh god I fucking hate the whole "I'm a metal chick look at me woo poke my boobs into your face so you're sure woo I rock look at me I'm an attention whore" thing. Bia can be excused if she's hot and posts some ass.
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I know several cool true metal head chicks that are hot.
they just happen ot have Boyfriends.......
I hear yah, OH GOD I HEAR YAH!!!!!
I think you have proven your trueness to us, so you don't need to worry about that, but I a bit of tit in face action wouldn't go amiss......
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