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Oh I'm sure there is somebody who will be your Valentine.
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awwwwww, grab some money and get out there, find some woman you silly man!!!
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yeah
haha, some people get so sensitive about v.d.
youre single every other day of the year too...dont get too touchy
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haha, some people get so sensitive about v.d.
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meh
it bugs me a little, but for the most part my problem today is a wicked case of the sniffles
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Isn't it lovely when your girlfriend isn't even in the same state as you on Valentines Day, haha. Bitch, she left 2 days before hand.
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oh. that sucks. it's legal over here.
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Well, it's not illegal througout the entire country, but probably about 98-99% of it. Trust me, that does not suck. 80% of the hookers in my city have HIV, AIDS, or Hepatitis. They are generally very unattractive, too, but that's beside the point. I would fuck a clean, plain looking girl over a gorgeous girl dripping with disease anyday.
Trust me, you pick up a hooker around here on Valentine's Day, and it becomes VD Day in ways you never wanted it to be.
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The joke's on you, asshole! *kisses back of left hand* I know you'll never leave me, baby...
Well, it's not illegal througout the entire country, but probably about 98-99% of it. Trust me, that does not suck. 80% of the hookers in my city have HIV, AIDS, or Hepatitis. They are generally very unattractive, too, but that's beside the point. I would fuck a clean, plain looking girl over a gorgeous girl dripping with disease anyday.
Trust me, you pick up a hooker around here on Valentine's Day, and it becomes VD Day in ways you never wanted it to be.
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Thank you L,B'XXX for wishing me a happy venereal disease.
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Haha at first I thougt you meant Veterans Day, and I was like WTF? Yeah happy Valentines day, I'll just sit here...get drunk....by myself... |
Feb 14: V day.
Feb 15: VD day.
Edit: Fuck I didn't read the second page before I posted this. Damn you to hell Chris!
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Valentines day is dumb.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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hmm i had to work today or valentines day, 8 hours of good ol gay restaurant work.
Also its cool how Valentines day is V.D.
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Hey, has anybody noticed that Valentine's Day has the same initials as venereal disease? That's pretty funny.
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The joke's on you, asshole! *kisses back of left hand* I know you'll never leave me, baby...
Well, it's not illegal througout the entire country, but probably about 98-99% of it. Trust me, that does not suck. 80% of the hookers in my city have HIV, AIDS, or Hepatitis. They are generally very unattractive, too, but that's beside the point. I would fuck a clean, plain looking girl over a gorgeous girl dripping with disease anyday.
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mmm. I don't know man, I never visit whores but they have some really pretty ones in Amsterdam haha! (some are international legends like 'the 3 sisters' and shit)
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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And thanks for taking credit for my joke. I was the first to mention it.
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No, you weren't, I was the first to mention it. The strange thing is, I actually used it in a relevant context, and it still wasn't that funny. It was just a lame, throwaway joke, the kind you'd make hoping for a chuckle, but realizing it's not good enough to be repeated. Then it was repeated three times. In fairness, though, at least Cloaca edited his post to reflect that other people had said it before him. Good man!
It's no big deal, I'm just really hoping we don't run into this problem again on Veteran's Day.
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Actually, I was making fun of you because three people had made this same joke before you.
No, you weren't, I was the first to mention it. The strange thing is, I actually used it in a relevant context, and it still wasn't that funny. It was just a lame, throwaway joke, the kind you'd make hoping for a chuckle, but realizing it's not good enough to be repeated. Then it was repeated three times. In fairness, though, at least Cloaca edited his post to reflect that other people had said it before him. Good man!
It's no big deal, I'm just really hoping we don't run into this problem again on Veteran's Day. |
Now that I read back I see you did, sorry. I should read first before posting chessy jokes.
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