...where the fuck is science going to stop? http://www.malepregnancy.com/
It is hard to put into words how sick this shit makes me feel. Before we know it, genetic engineering will stop people from being individuals. People will be genetically altered before birth to be "perfect". How easy would it be for the government to rule if everyone was altered to be content with the way things were run? I would seriously think about joining an extreme cause against this...

How true........

that's absolutely fucking disgusting. yes, i would also consider joining a protest or cause. i feel sick as well, that's an atrocity. ridiculous.

doesn't a simple "it's disgusting and wrong" suffice anymore?

It's fake, it's fake, it's fake, it's fake, it's fake.

Notice their other therapies - nanobots will clean your arteries, genetic selection for your children, head transplantation??? How about the fact they have no research papers listed for all this fantastic stuff, no media links? Or the fact that they never list any actual names of real doctors or healthcare professionals? OR THEY DON'T HAVE A FUCKING ADDRESS??? Or that there is no Dwayne University??? (Dwayne? What a silly name. They could have at least picked something more classical, like Chester-Watson, or maybe Toynbee)

Don't believe everything you read on the internet, ninnies.

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If science can accomplish things this extreme, that makes me wonder what kind of experiments and research the goverment is doing that they dont want us to know. In my opinion, i think its wrong to mess with nature like that. But maybe im wrong and thats eventually going to help human evolution somehow in the future.

EDIT: yeah ya know what i dont think this is real either. i feel like a gullable fool for beleaving that for a second. It would be physicaly impossble for a man to carry a child, men have no uterus so where would the baby go without fucking up all his organs?

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I knew it was fake, but it will be reality soon. I had to write a response about it in my Child Psych class. The previous one I had to do was the "design your own baby".

ahahahahahha, this is the movie Junior in the flesh...

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maybe i didn't read the thing properly, but how do you suppose he gets the baby out?

c-section I would assume...

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and there i was thinking his give birth out his arse. i must have a very sick and wrong mind

I didn't even bother clicking on the fucking link. male and pregnancy in the same sentence is enough for me to wanna fucking puke. and as far as the uterus is concerned, that's where your stem cells would come in. they can be grown into any fucking organ. which is cool, until some politically correct homo deides to go prego. for the first time in my life, I am glad Bush is in office. He would die before he let something like this shit go through.
but, yeah, it does sound like a pretty far fetched idea. sure, it is a plausible theory that they could make this shit happen at some point in time, but it's gonna be a while before anyone really considers doing something like that. I can see where gene therapy could come in useful in many different applications, but I highly doubt that anyone will ever approve of something this fucked up. I'm not big on morals and/or ethics, but this shit disguists even me. and that's a lot coming from a guy who grew up watching animals get slaughtered all the time, and who now cuts them up for a living.

nonsense , I don't think anything like this possible!

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i heard there are certain frogs who can switch gender when there is an unequal balance.

now we just need to find a way to apply those genes to humans...

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Nope, I didn't even bother opening the link. Thankfully FBS told some of you it was fake before anyone else mad an ass out of themselves.

The thought of something like genetically altering a child is fucking sick; whether it be for good or for bad (the cause, I mean.)

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That's correct, according to the "FAQ" anyway.

That sites ammusing, thanks for sharing.

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I've heard about the "design your own baby" thing in school last year....fucking horrible. People should stop toiling with human genetics were people are actually altered to the point of obsurdity, especially this male pregancy thing. The only way a male pregnancy is possible is if the baby came out through the shit hole. Now think about this: How would you feel once you knew you were born out of a man's smelly ass rather than a woman's vagina like normal people?? This will scare children, inless it becomes normal, which it won't because not everyone is gonna wanna do that!

And yes, it is quit possible, all they have to do is insert a seperate valve for a woman's reproductive particles in the ass, which will become an anal cunt....very distrurbing......

no...i doubt the baby would be grown inside the large intestine

they'd have to do a c-section

it still makes me wanna puke.

Im saying they could insert a womb inside the ass...

Billy Crystal did a movie quite a few years ago called "Rabbit Test" that was about a pregnant man. It was pretty amusing.

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The womb would need a blood supply.
It would get infected.
You would shit it out anyway.

and talk about the bloody risk of AIDS...

The fetus wouldn't be at any more of a risk of AIDS.

I really haven't replied to this yet because the whole premise is so stupid. This isn't possible and probably never will be. If does become possible, it would be in a future distant enough so that your grandkids would never see it. Chances are we'd have destroyed the planet long before we ever become capable of manipulating nature this brutally.

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its fucking sick.

I'm not perfect and I'm fine with that. I don't like all that science bullshit with babies.

I admit, when i clicked the link i thought it would be real. I really was expecting to read some long article on how they altered this male so much so that he would be able to do this. After that i assumed this moron was willing to go that far just to become the center of attention for the next year. But then i saw the stupid bullshit "Time" magazine cover and the abscense of links to articles involving this stupid thing. I dont know shit about what science is doing today so im not surprised i believed this for 1 whole minute. I just thought they probably fucked with this guy's body so much that he may be able to do it.

...hah!! my mom still thinks its true!!!

Holy shit.......

Holy shit what? Didn't you bother to read the thread and notice that it's a fake????? Are you saying "Holy Shit... [that's a fantastic joke]?" or "Holy Shit... [I still fell for it after several other people already exposed it as a fraud because I resurrect old threads that I haven't read all the way through?]"

Now that it's back, you should check out this website:
http://www.petsorfood.com/

Is it real or is it just plain hilarious????????????????????????

now thats a joke. but fucking funny!

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I think he's just trying to be cool by reviving an old thread.

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Yeah, like the 80th revival today.

I think he was aiming for 100 posts today.....that's where he stopped. And all with simple random blabbering pretty fast.

I could be wrong too.

Look at his favorite bands. *shudders*

Slipknot and Hammerfall...

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Another site very similar and a lot more funny.

These pseudo-science sites are becoming more and more popular, it seems. Keep ya fucking guard up and don't believe everything you read on teh IntraWeb, kids.

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i wanna buy somehting from petsorfood.com

the male pregnancy site was hilarious, you guys should read the im appaled comments, they are a bunch of bible thumpers yelling at the people who did the site to repent for their transgressions and shit, it was classic.

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I tried to buy some ready to eat house cats from them to see how far the website would go. You can put them in your shopping cart as I recall, but when you say you're ready to order it stalls out.

I was turned onto this site several years ago and I did actually buy a T-shirt from them for laughs. It has the description of the Spotted Wood Owl live and ready to eat on the back. Most women hate that shirt unless they have a sense of black humor. My friend Julie seriously wouldn't talk to me for a week because I sent her the link and the first thing she saw was the ready to eat Dobermans...

+1 for FBS


Lets all put on our thinking caps : Who would supply the exorbitant funds for the research to make this possible, without undergoing intimidation and ineffable scrutiny?



It is fun to see the fundamentalists become enraged by the whole spectacle, though.