Ok so you want someone dead, but all you can spend is one dollar. What do you buy?

http://www.dollaritem.com/

Popular choices include:
http://www.dollaritem.com/Dollar_St...id.asp?ID=40012
http://www.dollaritem.com/Dollar_St...id.asp?ID=35982
http://www.dollaritem.com/Dollar_St...id.asp?ID=39729
http://www.dollaritem.com/Dollar_St...id.asp?ID=17272

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Dissection was suspended for a racial slur....what's up with the title? It has nothing to do with the thread. Not to mention, this post could have gone to RTT....

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That title is considerably offensive, to me anyway.....what is the point of this thread?

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....what?

The mob has spoken.

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LOL you politically correct types with sticks up your asses makes black baby Jebus cry.

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no, no, you made an error on this forum, evidently offending somebody in the process. all i did what ask you what the fuck you're smoking when you posted this pig shit thread advertising your grandmother's genitals for $1, in more polite words than that may i add, and you respond with that shit. game on cunt.

yes, i no longer have problems with jewish people. they've kept quiet for a while so they're ok for now

when i'm having an e-fight, i like my responses now, not next christmas, so tell your younger brother to hurry up in thinking up some 5th grade insults.

*note to self

Chit Chat forum sense of humor appears to be non-existant.

BTW to answer your questions, jewish typical stereotype = stingy, niggardly, miserly, conservative, etc. with money. Therefore jewish deathmatch because everyone is spending only one dollar. It's a stupid forum game that could be humorous, but apparently to the elitists here it's offensive and retarded, that's cool. Although I'm sure a few of you angst ridden types that play the racism card would be still be ready to condemn Israel for defending itself against sub-humans that continually strap bombs on their chests and blow up women and children at pizza shops. So that aside if you wanna be offended, whatever. But I'm no racist, you're just overly sensitive.

If you were somehow offended by a mild joke that is even played out on mainstream television all the time about jews being stingy then that's cool. I'm not gonna sweat it, but I might suggest that you chill out not let such stupid little things get your panties in a bunch.

I'll just stick to an occasional theory post in the musicians forum, since those seem to be more appreciated than my eclectic sense of humor.

*rock on

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Jews are cheap, true, but considering they own the world's media outlets and money supply, I think they can afford something a bit better than $.99 of rope when they want somebody killed. They could probably put a subliminal message in every show you watch or listen to, and every CD you buy, if they wanted you dead. Or something. I really don't know. Maybe they'd just use their magic powers of ressentiment to get you to gradually neuter yourself and kill off everything good and strong about yourself. I just don't know. I'll see if I can get into the Hyper-Secret Jewish Kabal located in a bunker a mile deep in Montana's crust, but I don't know if I can. Y'see, I went and had my horns amputated. Silly me, I know.

Now, the people you're thinking of, the people who typically kill each other with the cheapest object at hand because nothing had damn well better get in the way of pork rinds, Coors Light and Nascar tailgating, is the rednecks. Yes, the answer you were going for was rednecks.

On the other hand: everybody chill out. I'm the local spokesperson for the Chosen People, and all I can say is that you need to chill out. A little racial humor is fine. Unless it's Dissection saying it. Then he should be suspended. But a joke at the expense of the Jew's reputation of cheapness isn't that offensive, and shouldn't be. If we can't laugh at our differences, chances are we'll start taking them seriously and trying to section ourselves off into imaginary communities by arbitrary standards of race. And we all know what I think of people who try and do that.

Of course, that AnubisXY responded with aplomb worthy of the internet doesn't help matters, but chill out, everyone. It's a pretty standard knee-jerk reaction, and, though moronic, doesn't matter too much. I guess, had his joke been funnier, it would be better, but everyone needs to remember that there's a huge difference between laughing at a stereotype and making a 'gentiles only' club. Appreciate it.

You rock dude.

At least it wasn't the disaster that the FUCK PETA pic spelled out with the carcasses of like 1000 dead ducks and a bunch of redneck hunters with shit-eating grins on their faces was when I posted that.

Let's all sing Kum Bai Ya now.

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You should have stopped before this.

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Oh for fuck's fucking sake, let's not get all cuntwisted about the word 'jew'. They're hella friendly and they taste like lobster well broiled. What's to hate?

In the meantime, this thread still isn't funny. Cheap hardware. LOfuckingL. But you said Jebus, so I forgive you.

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yea really how is this offensive, if he had said "indian deathmatch" noone would have thought twice

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Aww naw the jews are coming!

I have to disagree with you, dude. They taste like chicken. Just like Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Nah, they taste like crocodile. Quite like chicken, however they are rubbery and quit unpleasant. I use them as all purpose fuel/pet food.

Kentucky Fried Chicken is all purpose butt meat. It's disgusting in all ways possible. But let's not get into Arby's because they don't even use meat, they use jello.

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I'm a fucking jew! lol, i'm at circuit city typing this.

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clearly, with a name like that

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LOL. thats awesome

I thought that AmnestyInternational.com was down the hall......

LMAO

....? wtf?

i dont get it.

Well obviously, that's the most evil and disgusting name on the planet! Truly gr1m and n3cr0!

this, if anything, should be considered an anti-jewish remark.

Aww naw an anti-jewish remark! Who gives a fuck? The world would be a better place if we were all allowed to insult each other without political stigma haunting our every word.

For fuck's sake, lighten up.

you dont read well, do you?

Hmm? Wtf?

The Amnesty International comment was my tarded way of referring to my amusement of the sensitivity shown from a word invoked.

Jew
However...living in the redneck capitol of the universe...Jax FL I often hear,

"Hey...did jew tell momma n nem to git some of them there Nascar decals of Dale Jew-noir"

you know nothing about rednecks. you've obviously never been to lutz

Black, White, Jewish, Def, Muslim..it dosen't matter. We're all pink inside. Oh, Except for PST. He's black inside and pure fucking evil.

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