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2005-02-05, 08:01
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Pirate Lawd
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Souls for sale here. Get them cheap now!
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2005-02-05, 08:12
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LOL.
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2005-02-05, 08:19
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Pirate Lawd
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I know
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2005-02-05, 13:03
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Holy shit! Anybody want to go havsies with me on Fred Willard!? Fred Willard rules!
Seriously, I've thought about finding some legal way of selling my soul over Ebay, because I'm pretty sure it could fetch a lot of money. Before you laugh, I must remind you- never underestimate the depths of human stupidity.
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2005-02-05, 13:19
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2005-02-05, 15:03
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Muffin Ass
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Seriously, I've thought about finding some legal way of selling my soul over Ebay, because I'm pretty sure it could fetch a lot of money. Before you laugh, I must remind you- never underestimate the depths of human stupidity.
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I have considered that too.....and could prob make a killing if I include the contract written in menstrual fluid.
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2005-02-05, 21:12
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STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
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Originally Posted by Chris Rezendes
Holy shit! Anybody want to go havsies with me on Fred Willard!? Fred Willard rules!
Seriously, I've thought about finding some legal way of selling my soul over Ebay, because I'm pretty sure it could fetch a lot of money. Before you laugh, I must remind you- never underestimate the depths of human stupidity.
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Ebay's my hero
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2005-02-05, 21:27
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Senior Metalhead
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Angus Young's soul is only $13.50
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2005-02-05, 21:27
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Ebay's my hero
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I think the gratitude should be equally distributed between Ebay and a society that would allow me to sell something that doesn't exist outside of imagination. Thank you, society. Your idiocy has both vexed and served me.
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I have considered that too.....and could prob make a killing if I include the contract written in menstrual fluid.
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That's fucking disgusting. Besides, I'll bet you a nickel I could make more by not taking a bath for a month and smearing my signature in smegma. Well, I could if I wasn't cut. I never thought the inability to accumulate head cheese would bite me in the ass, but it just did. Fuck.
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2005-02-05, 21:29
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Wasted Custom User title
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hahaha.. thats cool
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2005-02-05, 21:35
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Noob lud
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Angus Young's soul is only $13.50
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Its so cheap because nobody wants it 
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2005-02-05, 21:55
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Supreme Metalhead
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What do they actually send you when you bought a soul?!
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2005-02-05, 21:57
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Noob lud
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Hopfully no one is stupid enogh to find out for themselves.
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2005-02-05, 21:58
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Pirate Lawd
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I have no idea. I was going to search for my name but thought better about putting my name into their system. I seached for other names but got nothing.
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2005-02-05, 22:28
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Post-whore
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I have considered that too.....and could prob make a killing if I include the contract written in menstrual fluid.
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hmmm, menstrual soup |
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2005-04-12, 18:41
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Supreme Metalhead
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I've just got one thing to say. LOL.
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2005-04-12, 21:34
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El Diablo sin pantalones
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I've just got one thing to say. LOL.
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Jesus fucking H. Christ, are you on some trolling spree or something?
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2005-04-12, 21:45
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H.
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burnin' all pollution tonight
burnin' all illusion tonight
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2005-04-12, 21:50
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Supreme Metalhead
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Full explanation of the "H." in Jesus H. Christ can be found here:
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_033
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2005-04-12, 22:25
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I am a tax on the world..
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bwahaha, "haploid"  .
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
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2005-04-12, 23:21
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My Ass, Your Face
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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2005-04-12, 23:29
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Senior Metalhead
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This is a really, really sad site. Souls for sale? Blah, we need planets for sale.
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2005-04-13, 00:52
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they should sell a sparkletts bottle full of sand someone pissed in.
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2005-04-13, 01:23
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Supreme Metalhead
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You can buy my soul for $30 apparently.
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2005-04-13, 02:43
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Lo, they do call to me...
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You can buy my soul for $30 apparently.
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2005-04-13, 20:30
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Supreme Metalhead
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MoonRaven! We should buy each other's souls, and if we ever fight online, we can say, "Yeah, well I own your soul!"
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2005-04-13, 23:33
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New Blood
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has anyone heard of the kid that was selling his virginity on E-bay.It was all over the news a while back. and the funny thing it had a gang of bidders.
After time Ebay took his auction down though.
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2005-04-13, 23:48
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Post-whore
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You see those from time to time, but they get shut down as soon as ebay spots them.
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2005-04-16, 02:04
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Supreme Metalhead
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I heard someone tried to sell cocaine on e-bay once.
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