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Old 2005-01-22, 12:55
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Ineffective advertising

What do you think the clickthrough rate is for this ad? Dear me, some people are thick. I hope Nomad's making money off these clowns!
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-01-22, 14:07
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Ive never had that one before

I always get ads related to tabs and guitar.
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Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
 
Old 2005-01-22, 14:10
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I get adds on Bogner, Mesa and Engl amps lol, maybe it depends on your posts or something.

they're allways guitar related here though
 
Old 2005-01-22, 14:46
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I get a few across the top, but they're just brief descriptions that you can click on. I don't get ads. I love it.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com

-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-01-22, 14:49
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Yeah, I don't have the large colour adverts, but I always get "Pet tabs" across the top.
 
Old 2005-01-22, 15:14
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I get pet tabs often too. And dog care items.
 
Old 2005-01-22, 15:28
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i dont even look at those anymore. stupid google spy ads
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Old 2005-01-22, 16:24
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Thumbs up

Sweet... I've been waiting for that Evanescence video. I heard it's the bizz-omb diggity. Just to drive the point home, I'm going to use the 'thumbs up' post icon... that ought to do it. No, no, no... wait... here we go.
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Old 2005-01-22, 16:26
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all i ever get is sepultura cd's, buy deicide, killer cheap tour shirts. Never had an image one though.
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Old 2005-01-22, 16:51
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I always get adds about "play guitar in a week" or mortgage adds.
 
Old 2005-01-22, 17:17
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i usually get shit like this
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS

"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
 
Old 2005-01-22, 17:27
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I get this one the whole time, never had a different one..(not that i know of) but everytime i look its this one.
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'' I'll Smother You With A Fucking Pillow!! ''

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Old 2005-01-22, 17:53
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I've never gotten shit like that. Even though whenever I do get 'em elsewhere I always make sure to check hot the hot new Britney Spears video and mastrubate like a rabid dog.
 
Old 2005-01-22, 17:53
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Naw, I think this has been brought up before, Nomad doesn't get any money for it. It must just be a VB thing. I always get tabs stuff too, right now is sepultura.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2005-01-22, 18:54
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Nomad must get some sort of funds from them or else how the hell would he afford to host this site?

Launch.com actually has some good videos though.
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Old 2005-01-22, 19:02
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Haha. I usually get Korn VS Slipknot, Whos more talented? Vote now!
And Green day VS Good charlote Whos better? Vote now! At the top.
I saw the best one the other day!
Get your boyfriend back!
Use a magic spell to have your boyfriend come back to you! Gauranteed!
Haha.. I laughed my ass off when I saw that.
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Old 2005-01-22, 19:40
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I thought we all got the same ones
I guess not because i usually get dimmu borgir something, or buy metal cds here. its said cradle of fith before. i dont remember what else. has anyone ever clicked on them? i havnt.
 
Old 2005-01-22, 21:01
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there just randomly generated by google, right now its ENGL amps for sale!!

launch does have cool vids, nile, amon amarth, insomnium ect
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS

"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
 
Old 2005-01-23, 07:26
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Weird. Everyone else gets guitars and amps, I get MTV. They must have me pegged for some kind of faggot. Bastards. Who do I write to?
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-01-23, 10:17
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Write to Dissection. I bet he's lonely at the moment.
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Old 2005-01-23, 10:31
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i love this site cos people are funny when they do stuff lulz1!pne

i get ads relating to the topic, for example in def's thread about the muslim cunt killing the dutch filmmaker, i got ads about movies, and converting to islam. i can get really random shit though. and the occasional porn pop-up
 
Old 2005-01-23, 14:05
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now i have all kinds of computer stuff
"file protection, password-recorver,managar ect)
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS

"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
 
Old 2005-01-23, 18:34
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hehe I just got a my first colorful ad and it's a pick ad, funny 'cause I was looking at the "picks?" thread when it came up
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Old 2005-01-23, 18:45
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I just got this one -
Toros Tours
Visitas y actividades en ganaderías de toros bravos y caballos de raza.

It would help if I spoke that language..
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Old 2005-01-23, 18:52
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Right I have a bunch of ENGL ads
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