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Old 2005-01-21, 22:47
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Lord of the Rings. Lmao!!!

I don't think these have been posted here before so watch them in order and enjoy

See first

See 2nd
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Old 2005-01-21, 22:50
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Its funny, but not "HA HA" funny.
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Old 2005-01-21, 22:50
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Not bad, im not much of a lord of the rings fan, so some of them arent making sense, but i can where the guy is coming from..
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Old 2005-01-21, 23:36
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I just thought I would share it with you is all.

I thought it was funny imo. I'm not a LotR freak but these flash comics could be the making of a great parody film.

You got to admit that some of the second clip was funny.... right?
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Old 2005-01-22, 01:22
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I dont get it...
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Old 2005-01-22, 02:20
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The last line "I still say it's fucking retarded" sums up those clips well.
 
Old 2005-01-22, 02:33
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I thought you were talking about this Lord of the Rings.
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Old 2005-01-22, 07:44
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I thought you were talking about this Lord of the Rings.

oh my fucking god, thats a big piece o' shite, thats one of those ones where your pants fit better afterwards.


i thought the gifs where rather highfuckinlarious meself, i am a LOTR fan, so it made me laugh.
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Old 2005-01-22, 13:24
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I never read the books or watched the films ...
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Old 2005-01-22, 17:31
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Damn I thought it was funny as hell. haha, "gaylord." classic.
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Old 2005-01-22, 20:26
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I actually liked the first one more.
When the guy says "thats retarded". his expression fits the comment well.
 
Old 2005-01-22, 21:47
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i enjoyed that
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Old 2005-01-22, 22:08
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Haha, I prefer this one, ninja wizards!
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Old 2005-01-22, 22:31
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that was even funnier
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Old 2005-01-22, 23:04
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yeah, Blizzard, that was better
 
Old 2005-01-22, 23:27
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Souli', you are crazy, man.

There's an old book called "Bored of the Rings" that's hilarious. It had Goodgulf , Dildo, and Frito for some of the characters. I had the battered book back in the 70's and it was used when I got it. I loaned it to someone and never got it back.

We were all into LOTR when i was in high school so it's really amusing to me to think it's finally been made into movies. We had Saturday Night Fever, Star Wars, and Jaws. Star Wars was the only one I liked.
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Old 2005-01-23, 00:21
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Hah! Those are all great
 
Old 2005-01-23, 00:31
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Haha, I prefer this one, ninja wizards!
http://waxy.org/random/images/weblog/mortor.gif


aye, that one is far better. Specially Boromir's face at the end.
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Old 2005-01-23, 00:57
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bwaaahahahahaha. HI-larious.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2005-01-23, 06:03
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I have to say my two favorite lines were, "Nice shotting faggot, you fired it into the fucking mountains", ( the look on his face was classic ), and, "OWNED! FUCKING OWNED! Did you see that? Did you see it?", "... And tell them Boromir sent ya!"

Glad some of you all liked it. I think you might have to watch the movies or read the books to really get it though. Sorry.
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Old 2005-01-23, 09:15
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Souli', you are crazy, man.

There's an old book called "Bored of the Rings" that's hilarious. It had Goodgulf , Dildo, and Frito for some of the characters. I had the battered book back in the 70's and it was used when I got it. I loaned it to someone and never got it back.

We were all into LOTR when i was in high school so it's really amusing to me to think it's finally been made into movies. We had Saturday Night Fever, Star Wars, and Jaws. Star Wars was the only one I liked.


Yup. Read that book in the '70s, I think I stumbled across your lost and battered copy. Didn't know what a dildo was. I was like "Mom mom, this book's so funny, there's a guy named DILDO in it!!"

....man so fucking embarrassing...

Anyhow thanks for posting those. Funny as hell.
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Old 2005-01-24, 16:00
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Haha those were very funny, better than the movies.
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Old 2005-01-24, 19:36
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Its funny, but not "HA HA" funny.


Was, too. Especially the second one. FUCKING OWNED!!! HAHAHA!!!

I damn near pissed my pants laughing. And you don't need to be a LOTR fan to get it. Only semi intelligent. Like me. hahaha.
 
Old 2005-01-25, 02:49
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genius. pure genius.
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Old 2005-01-25, 02:59
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haha.. what people do with time on their hands.
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I don't think these have been posted here before so watch them in order and enjoy

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Old 2005-01-26, 07:16
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lol i agree! and the wizard ninja one, borimir's face at the end is priceless like one of them mastercard ads. hehe nice job getting them mates!
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